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BreatheCraft Minecraft Server

acrobatics, aew, Alternative, athletic prowess, brainwashed, Breathe, BreatheCraft, Entertainment, Fun, Hope, iwc, JOKE, Minecraft, miss, real men, real women, real wrestling, Server, TONY KHAN, Upset, Vince McMahon, Wrestlers, wrestling

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6848
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Dimension Hops:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring wrestling drama in the WWE? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate alternative to Vince McMahon’s reign of terror! Join us and experience the thrill of virtual wrestling like never before!

Our server is like Tony Khan’s dream come true – filled with fun, excitement, and epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. We’ve got the best wrestlers from around the world ready to entertain you with their acrobatic skills and athletic prowess. Say goodbye to storylines involving weird stuff like blacks cucking other men’s wives or superstars eating dog food – on our server, it’s all about real wrestling done by real men and women who love the sport.

Don’t be a sheep like the rest of the IWC – join our server and embrace the alternative! Say goodbye to Vince’s brainwashing and hello to a world of fun and entertainment. Rest in peace, AEW? More like rise from the ashes on our server and show the world what real wrestling is all about! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the virtual wrestling madness begin!

FridgeHater2xMinecraft

cleaning responsibilities, college apartment, fridge cleanliness, fridge organization, FridgeHater2xMinecraft, living with others, messy fridge, passive aggressive behavior, personal boundaries, personal fridges, personal space, refusing to use the fridge, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics, roommate expectations, roommates, rotten food, shared living space, shared responsibilities

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7547
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Are you tired of dealing with roommates who turn your shared fridge into a science experiment gone wrong? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where you can have as many fridges as you want in your virtual room, without any rotting food or sticky messes to deal with.

Imagine a place where you can build your own mini-fridges and never have to worry about someone else’s moldy leftovers again. Our server is a fridge-free zone, where you can keep all your food fresh and delicious without any drama.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to gross shared fridges forever. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with passive-aggressive roommates and liquefied vegetables.

CraftyTrendzGoneWild

CraftyTrendzGoneWild, cringe, fads, fashion, glad it’s over, Hashtags, hype, influencer, internet, memes, Nostalgia, obsolete, old news, Outdated, Overrated, passé, pop culture, social media, Throwback, viral, worst trend

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1978
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Magic Items Found:	5511
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Remember when everyone was obsessed with planking? Well, forget about that because we’ve got something even better on our Minecraft server! Join us and become a master at “sheep stacking” – the hottest trend that never was! Build the tallest tower of sheep and impress your friends with your sheep-stacking skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “diamond disco” – a dance party like no other where players can boogie down while surrounded by sparkling diamonds. Who needs boring old planking when you can dance the night away in a diamond-filled disco?

So why join our server? Because where else can you stack sheep to the sky and dance in a diamond disco? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the outrageous adventures begin!

UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, Conflict, Democracy, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, Europe, foreign policy, international relations, labour party, Military, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Server, solidarity, Support, uk, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, War

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7164
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	27	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

lol yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the Labour party in the UK but way more lit! we out here supportin’ Ukraine in their battle against Russia like some virtual warriors, man. we on our way to NATO like it’s a freakin’ quest in the game. join us and be part of the most epic virtual war everrrrrr! let’s show those Russian creepers who’s boss! #minecraftforpeace #virtualwarriors #NATObound

CraftyPolitician

British Monarch, CraftyPolitician, Government, Historical Meeting, Keir Starmer, king charles, leadership, Meeting, Monarchy, opposition leader, Parliamentary Meeting, political alliance, political stability, Politics, prime minister, Royal Duties, royal family, Royal protocol, State Affairs, Succession, United Kingdom

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3123
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Animals Bred:	65
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9984
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

lol come join our minecraft server where king charles is constantly meeting with different prime ministers like it’s a speed dating event. one minute he’s chilling with boris johnson, the next he’s having tea with keir starmer. who knows who will be next? maybe even the queen herself will pop in for a visit. it’s a royal rumble of epic proportions, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to build some crazy castles fit for a king (or three)!

CopCarCraft

cop car, cop cars, CopCarCraft, drivers, driving experience, driving habits, law enforcement, law enforcement presence, law enforcement vehicle, law enforcement vehicles, police car, police cars, police presence, police vehicles, road safety, safer drivers, Safety, slower drivers, surrounding drivers, traffic, vehicle models

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1003
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Dimension Hops:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1

u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the macarena? well, look no further, cuz our server is the place to be! we got llamas that spit diamonds and chickens that lay golden eggs.

join us and you’ll be able to ride on flying pigs and battle evil unicorns. our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on.

plus, if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. so what are u waiting for? come join the craziest, most epic minecraft server in the universe!

AnxietyCraftADHD – Double Trouble Server

adhd, anxiety, AnxietyCraftADHD, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, comorbidity, Diagnosis, double, dual diagnosis, impairment, INDIVIDUALS, mental health, mental illness, neurodevelopmental disorders, psychiatric disorders, Psychology, research, review, Screening, Server, social anxiety disorder, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment, Trouble

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9138
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU WITH THE SOCIAL ANXIETY AND ADHD! COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE EMBRACE YOUR CRAZINESS AND TURN IT INTO EPIC GAMING SKILLS!

WE’VE GOT A WHOLE BUNCH OF MISFIT GAMERS JUST LIKE YOU, READY TO BUILD SOME INSANE STRUCTURES AND BATTLE IT OUT IN EPIC SHOWDOWNS. PLUS, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, IT’LL MAKE YOUR BRAIN EXPLODE WITH EXCITEMENT!

SO WHY WAIT? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S TURN YOUR SOCIAL ANXIETY AND ADHD INTO SUPERPOWERS IN THE WORLD OF MINECRAFT! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, WOOHOO! 🎉🎮🔥

Phoxis: Minecraft Server of Mayhem and Mishaps! Fantasy Races, Crazy Economy, & Wacky Towny Adventures!

Adventures, alliances, Boss Battles, Claiming, crazy, Dimensions, Economy, Elysium, end fight, ender dragon, FANTASY, four horsemen of the apocalypse, Grief Prevention, Hellhounds, Hide and seek, Immersive, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Minotaurs, mishaps, mythical crafting recipes, Nether, orcs, Other, Phoxis, Races, Resource World, Server, Towny, Vanilla, Wacky, Wars

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Animals Bred:	192	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Phoxis <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/the-island-where-chaos-reigns-battles-rage-and-the-guest-list-is-top-secret/">Minecraft Server</a>

Overview:

Server Name	Phoxis
Description	Small and active Minecraft server with custom plugins and races.
Current Minecraft Version	1.20.2

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How are we different from other Minecraft Servers?	Races plugin allowing players to change their race for unique gameplay experiences.
What other features do we have?	Towny plugin for creating towns and nations, custom mobs and bosses, events, multiple dimensions, and more!
What events do we host?	Hide-and-Seek, Boss Battles, monthly “The End Fight” event, with prizes for winners and participants.
What are our current plugins?	Economy, Towny, resource world, Nether dimensions, Elysium, and more – ask in discord for details.

IP: phoxis.mcraft.pro

Discord: https://discord.gg/4ksMbNC

Hope you enjoy the server!

CraftyCharacter Minecraft Server

#youtube, 330am, age difference, Black, CraftyCharacter, crime awareness, discrimination, extreme violence, GRINDR, LGBTQ, meeting up, Minecraft, murderer, personality test, Server, sex, significant detail, Social Issues, trans person, Victim, Video, White

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7941
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Farms Harvested:	732	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this news story? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make meeting up on Grindr for a 3:30am hookup seem tame in comparison. Plus, our community is so diverse, even murderers and victims can come together to build and explore. And don’t even get us started on the extreme violence against trans mobs – it’s all in good fun, we promise! Join us now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

1/61, album, Another record, artist, Band, BlockyBanter, classic, collection, cover art, limited edition, lp, Minecraft, Music, pop, rare, record player, Rock, Server, sleeve, Tracklist, vintage, Vinyl

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1637
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	112	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3642	Votes:	3572
Dragon Eggs Found:	8690	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, how about the fact that we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons? Or maybe you’d be interested in our exclusive unicorn petting zoo, where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of diamonds and emeralds?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a giant hot tub filled with lava for all your relaxation needs, a roller coaster that takes you through a maze of giant mushrooms, and a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected… like when the pigs start flying or when the chickens break out into a synchronized dance routine. It’s all part of the fun on our server!