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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 5952 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8138 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.