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Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 2399 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Towns Built: | 8 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.