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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 9425 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 472 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 61 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 2112 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig while wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in epic dance battles with creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted doing the Macarena!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by the villagers, and only the bravest players can find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of emeralds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and laughter. Senpai gomenne<3!