Semislav Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Redeem the Potato: A Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5776
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6242	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Divine Spears Created:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6216	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the stakes are high and the adventures are wild!

Join us if you dare, but beware, if you don’t redeem your gift card, we may just have to send a pack of radscorpions to your house! Praise Dharma for your safety!

On our server, you can build INSANE structures, battle fierce mobs, and even ride on the backs of dragons (yes, you heard that right)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember, always praise Dharma to stay safe from radscorpions!

MineCraic – Phase Connect Shenanigans

Amanogawa Shiina, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Connect, Dizzy Dokuro, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi, Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia Ashelia, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, MineCraic, Muu Muyu, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, phase, phase connect, Phase Connect Character References, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Phase Connect Official Schedule, Phase Connect Official Twitter, Phase Connect Official Website, Phase Connect Twitch Archive Channels, Pipkin Pippa, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shenanigans, Shisui Michiru, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2758
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5029	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Creeper explosion? Look no further than this server! Join now for a chance to build with Lia, the Queen of Redstone, mine with Utatane Nasa, the Sleepy Miner, and craft with Hakushika Iori, the Enchanting Enigma!

But wait, there’s more! Survive with Fujikura Uruka, the Firestarter, explore with Shisui Michiru, the Mystic, and conquer with Tenma Maemi, the Diamond Warrior!

And that’s not all! Join Pipkin Pippa, the Pixel Princess, dig with Kaneko Lumi, the Lava Lover, and fight with Dizzy Dokuro, the Bone Breaker!

But wait, there’s even more! Adventure with Jelly Hoshiumi, the Galactic Gamer, craft with Ember Amane, the Blaze Boss, and build with Remilia Nephys, the Nether Queen!

So what are you waiting for? Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other! And remember, keep mining and crafting! 🤣🔥🎮

Hades 2: Blocky Boogaloo

blocky, Boogaloo, daedalus hammer, damage buff, double-shot, DPS monster, dual blades, EASY, first zone, flat damage, full, Hades, Hecate, mana meter, Omega attacks, Poseidon, runs, Specials, starting staff, tech demo, useless

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9943
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where winning is so easy that you’ll be slaying dragons with your eyes closed! Our starting staff is so OP that even Chuck Norris would be jealous. Join us and become a DPS monster with the power of Poseidon and Hecate at your fingertips. And don’t even get me started on the Daedalus hammer – double-shot madness, baby!

Omega attacks? More like omega useless! But hey, at least you’ll get a damage buff if your mana meter isn’t full. Who needs omega attacks when you’ve got all this power at your disposal?

Come join us on our server and dominate like never before. Just make sure you’re ready to win every single run – because that’s just how we roll here. See you in the game!

Crafty Creepers – Where Everyone is Welcome (except for griefers)

anti-black, Blacks, colleges, commencement speech, Crafty, CREEPERS, FIRED, Gay, Griefers, harvard, influential, Israel, jew supremacist, Jews, Muslim speaker, muslims, protesting Israel, racism, racist beginnings, sats, standardized test scores, University, valedictorian

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Buildings Constructed:	35	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the craziness of the real world and dive into a world of pure fun and adventure! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some WILD stories that will make you want to hit that join button right now!

Did you hear about the highly influential university that canceled a Muslim speaker for absolutely no reason? That’s right, suspected racism at its finest! But fear not, on our server, everyone is welcome no matter what their background is. We embrace diversity like no other!

And get this, a black Harvard Gay was actually fired for not supporting Israel! Can you believe it? On our server, we encourage freedom of speech and expression, no matter how outrageous it may be!

But wait, there’s more! Harvard is now using standardized test scores again, after originally stopping because they were deemed racist. Now that black students are protesting Israel, they bring back the “racist anti-black SATs”. On our server, we believe in fairness and equality for all players, no matter what their test scores may be!

So what are you waiting for? Join our INSANE Minecraft server today and let the adventure begin!

Crafty Creators Club – Where Noobs Become Pros!

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6498
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	242	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride of creativity, adventure, and mayhem like you’ve never seen before.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with unicorns, rainbow bridges, and dancing llamas. They couldn’t believe their eyes! And that player? They never left. Because once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave either.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond castle, guarded by a fierce dragon who only accepts players with the most epic building skills. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your wildest imagination!

Crafting Love Connections – Pre-Tinder Era Server

awkward moments, Chivalry, Communication, Connections, courtship, Crafting, DATING, dating apps, era, Etiquette, love, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, parents, past times, phone calls, PreTinder, relationships, romance, Server, social interactions, Technology, teenage crushes, teenage years, Traditional

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1547
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Votes:	4696
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Crops Grown:	5851

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of dating apps and bad boy Chads!

Back in the day, before the era of dating apps, you had to call your crush’s house and risk having their parents answer the phone. But fear not, on our server, you can build a fortress so impenetrable that not even Chad himself can break through!

Join us for epic adventures, unlimited diamonds, and the chance to show off your mad crafting skills to impress even the toughest of parents. Who needs dating apps when you can conquer the pixelated world with your friends by your side?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave those pesky parents and bad boys in the dust!

Minecraft Madness: Animated Adventures

Adventures, animated, best tales, gets the least screentime, girl, madness, Minecraft, Tales of Animation, UNFAIR

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9955
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130
Dragons Tamed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Are you tired of being the best tales girl in Minecraft but getting the least screentime? Well, on our server, that won’t be a problem! Join us and become the star of your own Minecraft story!

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine is scared to log on. We have dragons that shoot rainbows out of their mouths and unicorns that drop diamonds wherever they trot.

But that’s not all! We have a secret treasure island where you can find enchanted golden apples and magic wands that grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the legendary hero you were always meant to be! And remember, on our server, the best tales girl always gets the most screentime!

ChunkyGayCraft: Where Big, Stupid, Gay Fun Happens!

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1119
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Votes:	6052	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being fat, gay, and stupid is not only accepted, but celebrated! Join us for a wild adventure filled with explosive surprises and fabulous friends.

Our server is home to the largest collection of rainbow-colored sheep in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you shear them all at once, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. But be careful, one of those wishes might just turn you into a giant marshmallow!

Looking for a challenge? Test your skills in our ridiculously difficult parkour course, where the floor is made of lava and the obstacles are made of rainbows. Only the bravest and most agile players will make it to the end and claim the coveted title of Parkour King (or Queen)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of talking pigs. They may not have much to say, but they sure know how to throw a good party! Join them for a dance-off and see if you have what it takes to out-twist a pig.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you might just discover that being fat, gay, and stupid is the key to unlocking a whole new level of fun and adventure!

Crafty Cat Ladies: No Bullying Zone

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6826
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magic Items Found:	7970
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Potions Brewed:	55
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where incels are so common that they practically run the place! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy incel antics and unbelievable drama.

Our server is like no other, with incels building towering monuments to their favorite anime waifus and engaging in intense incel debates about the best strategies for finding a girlfriend.

But that’s not all! We also have incel-exclusive events where players can compete to win the heart of a virtual girlfriend and incel-themed skins to really get into character.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the incel community itself, look no further. Join us today and prepare to be amazed by the incel insanity that awaits!

FlopCraft: Where We Embrace the Inevitable Failure of Our Game

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9357
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	16

Welcome to our totally not doomed Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with glitches galore and server crashes that will make you question your sanity.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally spawned a giant pink unicorn that started rampaging through the world, destroying everything in its path. But fear not, our fearless admins were able to tame the beast and now it roams the land, spreading joy and sparkles wherever it goes.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dance party where players can let loose and show off their best moves. Just be careful not to fall into the pit of lava in the middle of the dance floor.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next unicorn tamer of legend.