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COLE PALMER Minecraft SMP TO PLAY AT LEFT BACK – ENGLAND MANAGER

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2239
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new cow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But little did they know, that chest was cursed! Suddenly, a horde of zombie pigmen appeared and started chasing them around the server, causing chaos and mayhem everywhere they went. It was a wild ride, but that player eventually defeated the pigmen and became a hero among the server community.

So, if you want to experience crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and maybe even uncover some cursed loot, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our pixelated world.

UpsettingPeopleMC SMP

aggravating actions, anger inducing activities, angering behavior, annoying behavior, causing displeasure, causing frustration, controversial actions, controversial choices, enraging behavior, frustrating behavior, inciting anger, inciting controversy, infuriating actions, irritating behavior, offending others, provoking outrage, provoking reactions, smp, stirring up trouble, upsetting actions, upsetting behavior, UpsettingPeopleMC

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2647
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7182	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Star Shards Collected:	153
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of being a boring, law-abiding citizen in the world of Minecraft? Do you crave chaos, mayhem, and shenanigans? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to steal your neighbor’s diamonds, prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens, or start a llama army to take over the server. The possibilities are endless when you’re part of our crazy community.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find it and claim all the riches for yourself? Or will you team up with other players to uncover the mystery together?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Just remember, anything goes in this wild and wacky world, so be prepared for the unexpected at every turn.

CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1989
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Chimeras Created:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where everything is hilariously messed up in the best way possible!

Ever wanted to ride a chicken into battle? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Our chickens are equipped with diamond armor and are ready to take on any foe.

Think mining for diamonds is too easy? Try mining for exploding watermelons instead! Watch out for those sneaky melons, they’ll blow up in your face if you’re not careful.

And don’t even get us started on our zombie villagers. They’ve formed their own village and are throwing wild parties every night. Join them for a dance-off or try to steal some of their loot, if you dare.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but normal, come join us for a wild and wacky adventure!

TokyoCraft: No Customer Abuse Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2329
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Divine Spears Created:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9950

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, Tokyo just approved dis ordinance to prevent abuse by customers in Japan’s 1st! like, u don’t wanna be abused by customers, right? so come join us and build ur own safe haven away from all dat craziness. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. trust me, u won’t regret it. join now before the abuse by customers gets outta hand!

MissileCraftEU

arms control, ballistic missiles, Diplomacy, EU, european union, foreign policy, global security, international relations, iran, Media, MIDDLE EAST, military technology, missile proliferation, MissileCraftEU, nuclear weapons, political tensions, russia, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, security threats, united nations

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4834
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the EU is talking about it? well, this server is so epic that even Iran is tryna get in on the action by supplying us with ballistic missiles. like, how insane is that? u gotta join this server if u wanna be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever. plus, who knows what other countries will try to get in on the fun next? join now before the whole world is talking about us!

Crafty Co-op: Prosocial Paradise

#sustainability, Business Success, collaboration, collective well-being, community well-being, coop, corporate culture, Crafty, economic performance, ethical leadership, long-term success, new paradigm, organizational behavior, organizations, Paradise, Prosocial, prosocial behaviors, research findings, self-interest, short-term gains, social responsibility, societal impact, sustainable growth, teamwork

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7704
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE ARE LIKE THOSE PROSOCIAL BUSINESSES BUT INSTEAD OF MAKING MONEY WE MAKE BLOCKS!

WE PROMOTE COLLABORATION AND WELL-BEING, SO YOU BETTER BELIEVE WE GOT THE BEST COMMUNITY OUT THERE. WE DON’T CARE ABOUT SELF-INTEREST, WE CARE ABOUT BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND HAVING FUN!

PLUS, WE HAVE A LEGENDARY STORY ABOUT A CREEPER WHO LEARNED HOW TO DANCE AND NOW HE’S THE LIFE OF THE PARTY. YOU WON’T FIND THAT KIND OF ENTERTAINMENT ANYWHERE ELSE!

SO IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF SOMETHING SPECIAL AND BUILD SOME CRAZY BLOCKY CREATIONS, JOIN US NOW! LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME! 🤪🎉🔥

What is the IP for FGTeeV Minecraft Server?

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7521
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	462	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Mines Excavated:	4055
Star Shards Collected:	113	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

FGTeeV is a popular family gaming and toy unboxing YouTube channel created by Vincent Carter and his wife Samantha. They are known for their entertaining and humorous content showcasing video game playthroughs, challenges, reviews, and unboxings. FGTeeV has amassed a large following of dedicated fans, with millions of subscribers and views on their channel. Their family-friendly videos appeal to viewers of all ages, making them one of the most beloved YouTubers in the gaming community.

Melio SMP: Where Whitelists are as exclusive as a VIP club and plugins are as minimal as my attention span

application, Attention, build contests, Builder, club, Community, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, exclusive, Explorer, handbook, Java 1.21, Longevity, Melio, MINIMAL, Plugins, smp, span, Survival, technical player, TerraformGenerator, Tournaments, Treasure Hunts, Trust, Vanilla, Vip, Website, Whitelisted, Whitelists

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	540
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Dimension Hops:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Server Overview
Hi, we’re a whitelisted community SMP on JAVA 1.21 that has nothing but plain ol’ survival minecraft. It is for those who are looking to just play minecraft with little plugin fuss, no drama, and relive the same experience as that one private server with your friends from 6 years ago. We have: No teleportation or warps A trust system – no land-claiming or protection (we prevent griefs and theft by building this community on people we can trust) A vanilla experience – no McMMO, SlimeFun, Jobs, etc. Custom world generation: the TerraformGenerator plugin Diamond-based economy and shopping district A world from March 2024 with longevity in mind; we don’t plan on resetting! Events – e.g. treasure hunts, build contests, tournaments

Server Overview

Hi, we’re a whitelisted community SMP on JAVA 1.21 that has nothing but plain ol’ survival minecraft. It is for those who are looking to just play minecraft with little plugin fuss, no drama, and relive the same experience as that one private server with your friends from 6 years ago. We have:

No teleportation or warps
A trust system – no land-claiming or protection (we prevent griefs and theft by building this community on people we can trust)
A vanilla experience – no McMMO, SlimeFun, Jobs, etc.
Custom world generation: the TerraformGenerator plugin
Diamond-based economy and shopping district
A world from March 2024 with longevity in mind; we don’t plan on resetting!
Events – e.g. treasure hunts, build contests, tournaments

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can apply through our Discord server: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t. Application takes about 5 minutes and will be reviewed within the same day.
What is the server’s philosophy?	Our philosophy is to keep the core experience vanilla and to keep the server centered around the community.
Are there any plugins on the server?	We have minimal plugins to maintain a vanilla experience, with the exception of TerraformGenerator for custom world generation.
Is there a land-claiming system?	No, we have a trust system in place instead of land-claiming or protection. Griefs and theft are prevented by building a community based on trust.
Is there an economy on the server?	Yes, we have a diamond-based economy and a designated shopping district for players to trade and purchase items.
Will the server world ever reset?	We do not plan on resetting the world, providing a sense of longevity for players to build and explore without the fear of losing progress.

Ladies’ Choice Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8555
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Animals Bred:	51	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4142
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Emeralds Found:	3580	Mythical Quests Completed:	10

Are you a woman looking for a Minecraft server that will fulfill all your wildest dreams? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept blokes who are exactly 1.8 metres tall with a 15.2 centimetre willy and make a whopping $76k quid. Why, you ask? Because it’s proper mad, mate!

Join us on this insane journey where only the most specific and outrageous criteria will get you in the door. Build your dream world with fellow players who meet these ridiculous requirements and see just how wild Minecraft can get. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

The Real Estate Market Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3957
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Secret Passages Found:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Are you tired of living in a boring old dirt hut? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP has the hottest real estate market in the game! We’ve got mansions, castles, and even underwater villas up for grabs. And rumor has it, if you build your house on a diamond block, you’ll never have to worry about creepers again!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a fortune in feathers and eggs. Joining our SMP means you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a duel and claim his title as the rightful ruler of all poultry!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the chance to boogie with zombies and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a run-in with the infamous Ender Dragon. See you in the game!