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DMZCraft Minecraft Server

activities, border, Conflict, construction, Defense, Development, DMZ, DMZCraft, Infrastructure, inside, Korean Peninsula, Military, military construction, Minecraft, North Korea, north korean, Observation, satellite images, SECURITY, Server, source, Spotted, Surveillance, Tension

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5108
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Crops Grown:	7141
New Chunks Explored:	393020	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can be a spy and uncover secret military activities? well, this server is the place for u! we got north korean military construction happening inside the DMZ, like what even?? join us and be a secret agent, uncovering all the crazy stuff happening in this virtual world. u never know what u might find, maybe even a secret kim jong un hideout or a nuclear missile silo. so come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

BambooUKCrisisCraft

bamboo containment, bamboo control, bamboo crisis, bamboo encroachment, bamboo eradication, bamboo infestation, bamboo invasion, bamboo management, bamboo outbreak, bamboo problem, bamboo proliferation, bamboo spread, BambooUKCrisisCraft, ecological threat, environmental issue, invasive species, non-native species, plant invasion, uk, uncontrollable

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	814
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Votes:	3723	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

come join our server where we have an ‘uncontrollable’ bamboo crisis happening!! the pandas are revolting and taking over the land, using their bamboo weapons to conquer all! but don’t worry, you can join the fight and help save the world from the bamboo apocalypse! build bamboo fortresses, ride bamboo rockets, and battle against the evil panda overlords in epic bamboo wars! join now before it’s too late and the world is overrun by bamboo madness!

FruitCraft: Banish the Blues!

banish, Blues, depression risk, diet, fruit intake, fruitcraft, FRUITS, Healthy Eating, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health benefits, mental health research., mental health support, mental illness, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, mood, Nutrients, nutrition, Prevention, research, VEGETABLES, well-being

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2848
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	2594
Dragon Eggs Found:	8359	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got ALL da fruits and veggies you need to keep da depression AWAY! Need some apples to keep da sadness at bay? We gotchu. Want some carrots to boost yo mood? We gotchu. Need some watermelon to make you smile? WE GOTCHU!

Our server is like a giant fruit basket of happiness, where every block you break is filled with the power of JOY! No more sad times in Minecraft when you join our server, because we got all da nutrients you need to keep dat depression away. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft a happier place, one fruit at a time! 🍎🥕🍉

SexySubaru Minecraft Server

#Automotive, all wheel drive, attractive, automobile, CAR, coupe, design, Fast, horsepower, japanese, luxury, Minecraft, Performance, Sedan, Server, Sexy, SexySubaru, Sleek, sporty, stylish, subaru, Turbo, turbocharged, Vehicle

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5376
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Potions Brewed:	122
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is hotter than a Subaru on a summer day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden diamond block, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Hop on this sexy Subaru of a server and let the fun begin!

EldenCraft – Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Bandai Namco, Build planner, Character planners, elden ring, EldenCraft, ERG, FromSoftware, Gaming, Group password, Interactive map, Lands Between, Latest patches, Minecraft, Miyazaki, open world, patch notes, Red Bull Event, RPG, Server, Souls-Like, video games

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4842
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Runes Activated:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have unicorns roaming around the land, ready to be tamed and ridden into battle. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is hosted on a floating island in the sky, protected by a dragon with a love for disco music?

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly yeti who love nothing more than a good game of hide and seek. And if you manage to find your way through the maze of tunnels and traps, you’ll be rewarded with a magical sword that can shoot lasers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember the secret password “erg” to gain access to all the hidden wonders our server has to offer. See you on the other side!

CaramelCraft Minecraft Server

aita, bad person, Brownies, cafe, cakes, caramel, CaramelCraft, child, dessert, fit, headphones, last piece, Minecraft, Mother, Music, Neighborhood, Queue, salted caramel, Server, Shortcake, sweets, weekend, Yelling

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5127
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Emeralds Found:	6055	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of pure chaos and fun! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where the only limit is your imagination.

Are you tired of entitled kids throwing tantrums over dessert? Well, on our server, you can feast on all the shortcake with salted caramel you want, without any bratty kids trying to steal it from you! Build your own bakery and fill it with all the delicious treats you desire, without any entitled parents demanding you give it to their precious little angels.

Join us on this epic adventure and let your creativity run wild. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own outrageous stories in the world of Minecraft? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

FertileCraft – Keepin’ it to Myself

Communication, Decision making, egg donor, emotional burden, emotions, family, family dynamics, FertileCraft, fertility journey, Guilt, infertility, ivf, keepin, parents, Pregnancy, reproductive health, secrecy, shame, sister, success, Support, transfer process

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7576
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchantments Applied:	174
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and judgment while trying to start a family in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all that nonsense and focus on building your dream family!

Join us and experience the thrill of creating your own little blocky babies with our advanced IVF system. No need to worry about unsuccessful rounds, because on our server, every cycle is a success!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our egg donor option? It’s a game-changer, literally! Your parents won’t even know what hit them when you surprise them with the news of your blocky bundle of joy.

So come on over to our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Let’s build some blocky families together!

RusGasBlockCraft

blocks, Diplomacy, economic impact, energy dependence, ENERGY MARKET, energy policy, energy security, energy supply, European Commission, european union, foreign affairs, geopolitical tensions, germany, global politics, international relations, Natural Gas, Politics, RusGasBlockCraft, Russian gas, sanctions, trade relations

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8290
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

lol ok so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz like, we got all the Russian gas you could ever want! Germany be blockin’ sanctions but we be servin’ up that sweet, sweet gas all day erryday! Join now for a gas-tastic time and maybe even start a gas empire of your own! Don’t miss out on the gas party, join now!

OrcaCraft: Free Willy’s Revenge

Animal Behavior, animal captivity, animal rights, animal welfare, Captivity, captivity effects, free, Free Willy, Keiko, marine animal behavior, marine mammals, orca behavior, orca captivity, orca conservation, orca intelligence, orca pod, orca rehabilitation, orca release, OrcaCraft, orcas, Revenge, treatment of animals, wild animals, Willys

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3087
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

come to our epic minecraft server where we have the only orca who was released but couldn’t make friends with other orcas because he was captured when he was just a baby! join us for the most epic adventures and build the craziest creations with your new orca friend by your side. who needs other players when you have a majestic sea creature as your companion? come join us now for a whale of a time!

ShroomCraft: Enhance Learning & Explore!

Behavior, brain chemistry, brain health, cognition, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive psychology, cues, Enhance, exploratory behavior, Explore, investigation, learning, mental health, mind-altering substances, neuroscience, psilocybin, psychedelics, reinforcement learning, research, Rewards, ShroomCraft, study

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	486
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Animals Bred:	115
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

so, liek, u know how sum servers r all boring and stuff? well dis server is, liek, totally different cuz we got psilocybin, man! it, liek, makes u learn better and, like, explore more! so, if u wanna, liek, level up ur minecraft skills while trippin’ balls, dis is the server 4 u, bro! come join us and, liek, let’s get weird together! 🍄🌈🤪