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EternalEats Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7943
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Emeralds Found:	4713	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	36	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing to munch on is stale bread and tasteless carrots? Well, look no further because our server offers an endless buffet of the most outrageous and ridiculous food items you can imagine! From diamond-encrusted steak to golden apple pie, we’ve got it all!

Join our server and indulge in the most extravagant and over-the-top food items that will leave your taste buds tingling and your wallet crying tears of joy. Who needs caviar and truffles when you can feast on enchanted pork chops and emerald-crusted cookies?

So come on down to our server and join the culinary adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even discover a secret recipe for a potion that turns you into a block of cheese. The possibilities are endless, just like our food options!

DepressCraft – Let’s Mine Away the Blues!

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7516
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ores Mined:	9872	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Are creepers blowing up your builds and ruining your day? Is your diamond armor constantly getting stolen by pesky players? Well, fear not because on our server, all your Minecraft dreams will come true! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and the only thing that will make you feel depressed is when you run out of cake! So come on, join us and leave your real-life problems behind as you embark on the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

ukraine regains ground in kharkiv minecraft server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5937
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Love Letters Sent:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine regains ground in kharkiv as dozens of russian troops ‘surrender’!!! 🤣🤣🤣

we got more action than a creeper explosion, more drama than a villager trade gone wrong, and more chaos than a nether portal in the overworld 😂

our players are tougher than diamond armor, crazier than a chicken riding a pig, and funnier than a zombie trying to do stand-up comedy 🤪

join us now for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious moments, and unforgettable memories! don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft server in the multiverse! 🌍🎮🚀

bowelbreakersMC

arteries, autoimmune, Bowel disease, bowelbreakersMC, Breakthrough, breakthroughs, Chronic illness, discovery, gastrointestinal, health, holy grail, IBD, immune disorders, inflammatory bowel disease, liver, Medical research, millions, researchers, spine, Treatment, worldwide

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7155
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	5

OMG u guys, dis server is LIT AF! we got a breakthrough like no other, we discovered da holy grail of Minecraft! we found da major driver of all da craziness in dis game, like inflammatory bowels and immune disorders dat mess with ur spine, liver, and arteries. join dis server and u might just find da cure to all ur Minecraft ailments! come be a part of dis epic discovery and raise hopes for millions of players worldwide. don’t miss out on dis once in a lifetime opportunity, join now and let’s cure Minecraft together! 🤪🎉🔥 #MinecraftMiracle #CureForAllDisorders #JoinUsNow

minecraf server: 4ging2productiveconvos

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	809
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7524	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of llamas on a rampage? Then come join our server, where the only rule is that there are no rules!

We’ve been around for eleven years, just like that one weird uncle who always shows up to family gatherings with a rubber chicken. We’ve had our fair share of drama, like that time we all dressed up as chickens and tried to take over the server. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Join us for epic events like Moderator Roadshows, where we ride around on pigs and throw potatoes at each other. Or how about Reddit Secret Santa, where we gift each other stacks of dirt blocks and call it a day?

We may not always agree on everything, but we always find a way to work things out. Just like that time we had a heated debate over whether creepers should wear top hats or bow ties. Spoiler alert: they ended up wearing both.

So come on down to our server and let’s make some memories together. Just remember one thing: Remember the chicken. Oh wait, I mean human. Yeah, remember the human. See you there!

WaveCraft Minecraft Server

codes, Crownless, emotes, Featured Cinematic, friends list, Global Launch Trailer, Jiyan, Map, Minecraft, Official twitter, Opening Cinematics, PC client, Release trailer, Resonator Showcase, Saving Light, Server, Set Sail, Thread Template, tutorial, Waking of a World, WaveCraft, wuthering waves, Yinlin

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4291
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	109984
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Magic Items Found:	6053
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Buildings Constructed:	45	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Ores Mined:	9916

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where the adventures are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage!

Join us and experience a world like no other, where you can set sail on epic quests, save lighthouses from evil mobs, and wake up the world with your heroic deeds. Our server is so awesome, even the Resonators Jiyan and Yinlin can’t get enough of it!

But wait, there’s more! Redeem the code WUTHERINGGIFT after beating the Crownless in the tutorial to unlock exclusive emotes that will make your friends list jealous. And don’t forget to follow our official Twitter account for all the latest updates and shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our server and let the wacky adventures begin! Just be prepared for anything, because in our world, anything can happen – from riding pigs into battle to building a house out of diamond blocks. Join now and let the chaos ensue!

ZombieZap Minecraft Server

2010AD, 2020, 2024.., 8000BC, Board, cocklust, generation z, Genocide, LGBTQ, long tail tags, Minecraft, niggers, retarded generation, ruined, Server, society, Voting, ZombieZap, zoomers

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3549
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have witnessed the evolution of society from 8000BC to 2024! Join us as we navigate through the rise of LGBTQ+ representation, with the percentage skyrocketing to 28% in just four years.

But beware, the Zoomers are here and they are causing chaos with their cocklust and nigger-voting ways. They may be the most retarded generation yet, but that just adds to the excitement of our server.

Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in this Minecraft world!

VibeBites Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3502
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6619	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Animals Bred:	197	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Love Letters Sent:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dog tearing apart a vibrator thinking it’s a toy? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the pets get in on the action.

Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.

Don’t worry about replacing your lost item, our server is so generous, we’ll help you out with that $120 vibrator. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on and join us for a gaming experience that’s as unexpected as a dog mistaking a sex toy for a chew toy.

NoBabyBroZone

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2184
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Gods Slained:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about your fiancé’s problematic brother swinging babies around like a maniac.

Join us and leave your stress behind as you embark on epic adventures and create your own virtual paradise. No need to argue in parking lots or deal with disrespectful siblings-in-law here – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild – because on our server, the only thing swinging around will be your pickaxe as you mine for diamonds and conquer the virtual world. Trust us, it’s way more exciting than arguing about groceries and disrespectful family members. See you in the game!

CraftyCompliments Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3935
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you tired of being called a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we shower you with compliments like “You mine those diamonds like a pro!” and “Your redstone skills are out of this world!” Join us and bask in the glory of being praised for your pixelated prowess. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself once logged on and couldn’t stop complimenting our players on their building skills. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the most complimented player in all of Minecraft history!