selfpost – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

MysticCraftRealm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Bait, bfe, cute boys, discordfags, falseflaggers, Fighting, FSP, fujoshi, genderbends, Gosling, hornyposting, indie, Lurk, Male, MysticCraftRealm, niji, numberfags, Off topic, Oshi, Rabu Rabu, research, samefags, self-shill, selfpost, shitposting, Stars, STREAMS, tribalfags, VT, Yumejoshi

Yo, bros and broettes! This server is like the ultimate kawaii paradise for all you Minecraft lovers out there. We got all the waifus and husbandos you could ever dream of, and guess what? If your dude is cute enough, he’s totally welcome here!

Oh, and don’t even worry about showing love for your oshi or getting all buddy-buddy with BFE and gosling. We’re all about that wholesome love here, no judgment zone, baby!

But hey, no drama queens allowed, okay? This server is all about the bros, so save that female collab talk for another day. And if you’re an indie looking to up your cute boy game, just watch some streams, lurk a bit, and whatever you do, don’t selfpost.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on all the fags we don’t tolerate here – bait fags, discord fags, number fags, you name it. But you know what we do encourage? Fujoshi, yumejoshi, and getting a little horny in the chat.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s get this party started! Just remember, genderbends are a no-go, but everything else is fair game. See you on the server, fam!

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SMP_DogFood vs SMP_AmericanFood – What’s the difference between Minecraft SMP food and dog food?

american food, artificial flavors, canned meat, cheap ingredients, culinary differences, culinary preferences, dietary choices, Difference, dog, dog food, eggs, fake cheese, Food, food comparison, food quality, human consumption, Minecraft, nutrition, pet food, pet nutrition, Processed Food, smp, SMP_AmericanFood, SMP_DogFood, synthetic canned meat, unhealthy eating, whats

Are you tired of eating American food that tastes like dog food? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP offers a buffet of delicious virtual treats that will make your taste buds dance like never before! We’ve got pixelated steak that’s so juicy, you’ll swear it’s real. Our eggs are laid by virtual chickens that are fed a diet of only the finest pixels. And don’t even get me started on our cheese – it’s so authentic, you’ll think you’re in a virtual dairy farm. So why settle for cheap synthetic canned meat when you can join our SMP and feast like a virtual king? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly cow who only appears at midnight to moo at unsuspecting players. Join us if you dare!

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BullyBashCraft

beauty standards, body image, BullyBashCraft, bullying, bullying prevention, communication skills, Confidence, Confrontation, emotional intelligence, friendship, high school drama, Insecurity, mental health, peer pressure, self defense, self esteem, social dynamics, standing up for oneself, teenage drama, toxic relationships, verbal abuse

Are you tired of dealing with bullies like Clara in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and take out all your frustrations in a virtual world!

On our server, you can build a castle to protect yourself from mean girls like Clara, or you can team up with friends to prank her with TNT explosions (just make sure it’s all in good fun!).

Join now and let your creativity run wild as you escape the drama of high school and immerse yourself in a world where you can be whoever you want to be. Plus, rumor has it that Clara herself plays on our server, so you can finally get your revenge in the most epic way possible. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

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RareDiseaseCraft

Awareness, chronic conditions, Diagnosis, genetic disorders, health, Healthcare, Illness, Medical, rare disease advocacy, rare disease awareness, rare disease community, rare disease foundation, rare disease patients, rare disease prevention., rare disease research, rare disease statistics, rare disease support, rare diseases, RareDiseaseCraft, Treatment

yo, come join our minecraft server cuz we got more rare diseases than a hypochondriac at a medical convention! if you wanna catch ’em all like pokemon but with diseases, this is the place to be. we got everything from unicornitis to spaghetti brain syndrome.

plus, our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to log on. we’ve got secret dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted llamas and a hidden village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise.

so if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and a whole lot of weirdness, come join us on our minecraft server. just remember to bring your hazmat suit and a sense of humor, cuz things are about to get crazy up in here!

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Avalon MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

The #1 cracked economy Minecraft server which supports all clients of Minecraft including both Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft with unique features and plugins which include Team Wars, Koths, a giant PvP arena, an Auction House, and much more.

avalonmc.expnse.xyz:25656

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4iw survival

banned, Community, Friends, Minecraft, rules, Server, Survival, Testing, Vanilla, Whitelist

4iw Original Survival Server In public open testing Please join the community to be whitelisted (temporarily closed) Please follow the basic server rules Anyone found violating the rules will be banned (including IP) The main purpose of running the server is to make friends. I hope everyone likes it.

mc.4iw.de

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SmashCraft Minecraft Server

Animal Crossing, Characters, donkey kong, f-zero, fire emblem, Gaming, kirby, legend of zelda, metroid, Minecraft, Nintendo, nintendo characters, Pikmin, pokemon, Server, smash bros, Smashcraft, splatoon, Super Mario, super smash bros, video games, Wishlist, xenoblade

Are you tired of the same old boring Smash characters? Do you want to see some truly wild and wacky fighters in the next game? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and suggest your favorite Nintendo characters to be added to the roster.

Imagine battling it out as Isabelle from Animal Crossing, armed with nothing but a fishing rod and a mean right hook. Or how about playing as Tom Nook, throwing bags of bells at your opponents and building houses on the battlefield?

But that’s not all – we’ve got even crazier ideas up our sleeves. Picture this: Waluigi riding in on a giant Chain Chomp, wreaking havoc on all who dare to challenge him. And who could forget about the ultimate showdown between Princess Peach and a horde of angry Goombas?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, maybe your dream Nintendo character will make it into the next Smash game!

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MyCuteWifeCraft SMP

MyCuteWifeCraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by my cute wife who will ban you if you don’t compliment her pet chicken, Clucky, every day. But don’t worry, Clucky is a real diva and loves the attention!

Join our SMP for a chance to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a crown made of emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the creepers are actually great dancers.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who has a crush on my wife and will do anything to keep you away from her. So, if you’re brave enough to face off against a jealous Enderman and survive the llama fashion show, come join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP!

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HangryCraft: Feeding Kids, Pissing Off Wives

annoying behavior, birthday celebration, broke teenagers, calamari mishap, eating off the floor, expensive restaurant, extra money, Feeding, Generosity, HangryCraft, high school, Kids, loud teenagers, obnoxious behavior, paying for kids food, pissing, reinforcing bad behavior, restaurant etiquette, teenage girls, weird restaurant hour, wife not happy, Wives

Are you tired of boring, quiet restaurants where you can actually hear yourself think? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only loud and obnoxious guests are the ones you invite yourself!

Experience the thrill of knocking over calamari and still having to eat it because you’re “so broke” on our server. Who needs expensive restaurants when you can eat off the floor in the comfort of your own virtual world?

Join now and receive a special discount on your virtual meal, courtesy of our generous players who love to pay for your food without you even knowing. Who needs a waiter singing for you on your birthday when you have fellow gamers willing to foot the bill?

So come on over to our server and let loose with your inner high school self. It’s a wild ride of animated conversations and excitement, all without the judgment of your annoyed spouse waiting in the car. Who cares if they think you’re reinforcing bad behavior? In our world, anything goes!

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FictFoodie in Minecraft SMP

Appetite, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, dream, FANTASY, fantasy food, fantasy world, FictFoodie, fictional cuisine, fictional delicacies, fictional dishes, fictional food, Food, Hunger, imagination, long tail tag, Minecraft, mouth watering, smp, WHIMSICAL, wish

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to try out some truly wild and wacky fictional foods! Ever wanted to munch on a Krabby Patty from SpongeBob SquarePants or feast on a feast of Lembas bread from Lord of the Rings? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a culinary adventure like no other and satisfy your cravings for the fantastical. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden recipe for the elusive Wonka Bar from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your taste buds run wild!

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PixelLingoCraft

attractive, attractive language, is the, is the most, is the most attractive, is the most attractive language, is.., Language, most, most attractive, most attractive language, most language, PixelLingoCraft, the, the most, the most attractive, the most attractive language, What, what is, what is the, what is the most, what is the most attractive, what is the most attractive language

Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the most attractive language you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a group of players who stumbled upon our server and were immediately enchanted by its beauty. They were greeted by talking cows, flying pigs, and dancing sheep. The players were so mesmerized by the sight that they couldn’t help but join in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the riches you could have with just a few clucks from this majestic creature!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most attractive language in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what other crazy adventures and surprises await you!

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