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BlackoutCraft – Light up your world!

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6859
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	New Chunks Explored:	209883
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5783	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

lol imagine if that happened on our server! u would be like “oh no my redstone contraption is broken cuz the whole country has no power” HAHAHAHA join our server for the most electrifying experience ever (literally) cuz we got all the redstone u could ever dream of! plus, our admins are like wizards who can fix anything with a flick of their wand (not really a wand but u get the point). so come join us and never worry about power outages again cuz we got ur back, fam!

PocketCalcCraft

Adaptability, Calculator, Classroom, digital age, education, educational tools, Future, learning, long-term skills, math skills, modern education, pocket calculator, PocketCalcCraft, reliance on technology, Smartphone, student preparedness, Students, teachers, teaching methods, Technology, traditional teaching

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3108
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Towns Built:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Yo, ever been on a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? Well, welcome to our wacky world where anything goes and the only rule is to have a blast!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, build a castle out of marshmallows, and ride a llama into the sunset while blasting “Eye of the Tiger” on repeat.

Forget about boring old calculators, here you’ll need to solve math problems by building giant equations out of diamond blocks. It’s like a brain workout and a dance party all in one!

So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe that one time a giant pink unicorn ate all the cake, but we don’t talk about that). See you there, adventurer!

LaserFusionCrafters

Advanced technology, approach, Breakthrough, clean energy, commercialization, ENERGY, energy efficiency, energy innovation, energy production, future energy, green technology, innovation, laser fusion, LaserFusionCrafters, nuclear fusion, Positive, power generation, Renewable, sustainable, Sustainable development, Technology

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7857
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

yo, dis minecraft server be like a freakin’ laser show, but instead of boring ol’ lights, we got energy-positive laser fusion goin’ on! join dis server if you wanna be part of da coolest, most futuristic shiz ever in minecraft history.

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly, BOOM, a freakin’ laser beam shoots out and gives you all da diamonds you could ever dream of! and don’t even get me started on da mobs, we got laser-powered creepers that explode in glitter instead of destruction.

so come on down to dis server and be part of da laser fusion revolution! who needs redstone when you got freakin’ lasers, amirite?

ForgiveCraft Minecraft Server

ForgiveCraft, forgiveness, inner happiness, letting go of the past, Minecraft, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, self esteem, Self Healing, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-forgiveness, self-transformation, Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6255
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Enchantments Applied:	200
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of feeling down and letting people down all the time? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all your worries and become the best version of yourself! Join us and grind away until you reach your full potential and show the world the amazing person you truly are. Don’t isolate yourself, join our community and let us help you on your journey to inner happiness. Who knew that all it took was playing Minecraft to become the best version of yourself? So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your transformation today!

EldenCraft – Minecraft Server

Bandai Namco, Build planner, Carian Edition, Character planners, Document, elden ring, EldenCraft, general, Group password, INFORMATION, Interactive map, Lands Between, love, Minecraft, News, patch notes, patches, previous, reviews, romance, Server, spreadsheets, Stories

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4155
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Dimension Hops:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Elden Ring crossover!

Join us for epic adventures in the Lands Between where 80% of the love stories involve a Carian edition. That’s right, romance is in the air and you never know when you might find your soulmate riding on the back of a majestic Carian.

But that’s not all! We have the latest patches straight from Bandai Namco, character planners to help you build the ultimate warrior, and an interactive map to guide you on your quest. Plus, our group password is so secret, even the Elden Ring itself doesn’t know it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary 482663293 hidden somewhere in the Lands Between.

BIL’s Big Day Minecraft Server

big, BILs, Birthday, birthday celebration, childcare, children, Day, DECEMBER, demanding, destination wedding, family, Family Events, immediate family, Kids, Minecraft, Priorities, Rude, Schedule, selfish, Server, Special Events, travel, wedding planning, wedding weekend

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9264
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of dealing with demanding in-laws who expect you to drop everything for their extravagant destination weddings? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape from reality!

On our server, you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from entitled family members who think their wedding is more important than your child’s birthday. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a pixelated paradise where you make the rules!

Forget about rushing to catch flights to random countries for weddings that don’t even allow kids. Instead, embark on epic quests and adventures with fellow players who understand the struggle of balancing family obligations with selfish relatives.

Join us now and show your BIL that you won’t be bossed around anymore – because in this virtual world, you’re the one calling the shots! Plus, who needs a destination wedding when you can have a Minecraft extravaganza right from the comfort of your own home?

NoSexInMyHouseCraft

Asexual, autistic, Boundaries, comfort, Communication, compromise, consent, disruptive, emergency, Friends, House, house rules, late twenties, NoSexInMyHouseCraft, privacy, Respect, Rude, sex, spare room, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4029
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ores Mined:	6801
Dimension Hops:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the awkwardness of real life situations like this? Look no further! Join our server where sexy time noises are strictly prohibited! We understand the importance of a sex-free zone, especially when you’re asexual and autistic. Our community is filled with supportive players who will never judge you for wanting a quiet, peaceful gaming experience. Plus, we have virtual spare rooms that will never be ruined by loud sex noises – unless, of course, you’re battling a horde of zombies! Join now and leave the real world drama behind – we promise no sloppy kisses noises, guaranteed!

UnfriendlyVille Minecraft Server

bad vibes, difficult interactions, hostile environment, inhospitable place, Minecraft, negative experience, negative vibes, rude behavior, rude locals, Server, travel, travel woes, unfriendly city, unfriendly destination, unfriendly experiences, unfriendly locals, unfriendly people, UnfriendlyVille, unpleasant city, unpleasant visit, unwelcoming atmosphere, unwelcoming city, worst travel experiences

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8791
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Enchantments Applied:	109	Gods Slained:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Have you ever been to a city where the villagers throw potatoes at you instead of trading with you? Well, welcome to our Minecraft server! Our city is so unfriendly, even the creepers are scared to explode here. But don’t worry, we have plenty of resources for you to survive and thrive in this hostile environment. Join us if you dare, and see if you can conquer the most unfriendly city in Minecraft history!

CraftyCritterz

Animal Behavior, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal emotions, Animal fables, Animal fantasy., Animal folklore, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, Animal narratives, Animal perspectives, animal psychology, Animal stories, animal tales, Animals, anthropomorphism, CraftyCritterz, Fictional animals, Storytelling animals, Talking Animals

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2841
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Secret Passages Found:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Ores Mined:	8657
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll find out that the most interesting stories come from the chickens! These cluckers have been through it all – from epic battles with creepers to secret underground chicken societies. You won’t believe the tales they have to share as you roam our pixelated world. Plus, rumor has it that one chicken is actually a master builder in disguise, creating elaborate chicken-sized castles when no one is looking. So come on in and chat with our chatty feathered friends – you won’t regret it!

CraftyNetanyahu’sWarPloy

ACCUSATION, AVOID, Conflict, CraftyNetanyahusWarPloy, Crisis, Diplomacy, Effort, international relations, leadership, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Négotiation, Netanyahu, Peacekeeping, Political, SECURITY, Tension, U.S. officials, Video, War

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5339
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE NETANYAHU WILL START A WAR IN LEBANON! WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA! PLUS, OUR SHEEP CAN RECITE SHAKESPEARE! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! #NETANYAHUWHO? #MINECRAFTFORLIFE