🔥self-worshiping Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

EgoCraftMC

Arrogant, conceited, EgoCraftMC, egotistical, narcissist, self-absorbed, self-admiring, self-adoring, self-aggrandizing, self-centered, self-centeredness, self-entitled, self-important, self-indulgent, self-loving, self-obsessed, self-obsession, self-regarding, self-serving, self-worshiping, Vain

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8705
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you narcissists out there!

Join us and bask in the glory of your own greatness as you build the most extravagant castles, show off your epic redstone creations, and assert your dominance over all the other players.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond throne and a pet creeper named Steve.

So come on down to our server and let your inner narcissist run wild! Just remember, it’s all in good fun… or is it? 😉

BlockyBedBanter

awkward moments, bizarre encounters, bizarre revelations, BlockyBedBanter, funny stories, intimate revelations, kinky talk, odd conversations, offbeat interactions, outlandish statements, peculiar behavior, peculiar encounters, quirky exchanges, strange comments, strange requests, surprising confessions, unconventional disclosures, unexpected confessions, unusual anecdotes, unusual experiences, weird sex

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4957
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	821174	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Runes Activated:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mines Excavated:	3091	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the wild and wacky action happens! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures in the blocky world.

Ever had a creeper interrupt your romantic moment with your Minecraft crush? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Our players have shared stories of getting caught in compromising positions by Endermen, having their base invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen, and even getting hit on by a flirty skeleton.

But hey, that’s just the tip of the iceberg! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn. From secret underground dungeons to mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild ride that you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure or two along the way!

F16CrashCraft Minecraft Server

aircraft, Allies, Analysis, Assistance, Aviation, collaboration, Conflict, crash site, crashed, Defense, F16CrashCraft, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, Server, Support, technical experts, Tragedy, Ukraine, Ukrainian F-16, US experts, War with Russia

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6949
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2139
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Votes:	4897

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, we got US experts helping us figure out why our F-16s keep crashing in our epic war with Russia. it’s like, a total mystery, bro. but don’t worry, we got this under control. join our server and help us solve this crazy puzzle while building epic bases and battling it out with your friends. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. no joke, man. you gotta join this server, it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. trust me, it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

BlockyCommieBankBan

banking sector, BlockyCommieBankBan, Chinese banks, cross-border transactions, diplomatic relations, economic impact, finance, financial institutions, financial news, geopolitical tensions, global economy, international relations, money transfers, political pressure, Reports, Reuters, russia, sanctions, trade restrictions, Transactions

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4223
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Farms Harvested:	911	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Love Letters Sent:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

OMG u gotta join this server, it’s like Chinese banks stopping transactions with Russia ‘en masse,’ but in Minecraft form!!! Imagine the chaos and drama, just like in real life but with blocks and creepers!!! Join now to experience the thrill of international finance in a virtual world, where anything can happen, even if it makes no sense at all!!! Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway)!!! Let’s gooooooo!!! 🤪🤑🚀

AmbidexCraft

adult content, AmbidexCraft, AMBIDEXTROUS, arousal, brain development, cognitive function, dexterity, digital age, explicit material, fine motor skills, hand coordination, hand dominance, Internet porn, left handed, motor skills, online videos, right-handed, sexual stimulation, taboo subjects, technological advancements, visual stimuli

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9687
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Votes:	1169	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

so you’re probably wondering, why join this server? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. but here’s the twist – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of killer chickens armed with diamond swords. yeah, you heard that right. killer chickens. where else are you gonna find that kind of excitement in minecraft? plus, our server has the most epic parties every saturday night. we’re talking fireworks, disco balls, and free cake for everyone. and if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. internet porn has made people more ambidextrous, but this server will make you more adventurous.

MemoriseCraft: Solve, Alter, Create!

Alter, cognitive processes, cognitive psychology, Create, False memories, information processing, information retention, learning strategies, mathematical problem statement, MemoriseCraft, memorization, memory consolidation, Memory distortion, memory encoding, memory formation, memory recall, memory retention, memory retrieval, research, SOLVE, solving methods, study techniques

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6090
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Crops Grown:	8914
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the way you mine for diamonds actually helps you solve math problems! It’s like, so crazy, man. You’ll be digging away and suddenly BAM, you remember the quadratic formula like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, the more math problems you solve, the more epic loot you get in the game. It’s like a win-win, dude.

But wait, there’s more! The server has this crazy feature where solving puzzles can actually alter your memory. Like, you could be trying to figure out how to build a redstone contraption and then BOOM, you remember your 5th grade teacher’s phone number. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro.

And get this, sometimes solving problems can even create false memories. Like, you could swear you saw a herd of pink sheep running through the server, but it was just your brain playing tricks on you. It’s a wild ride, man.

So come join us on this Minecraft server where math and memory collide in the most outrageous ways. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll have? It’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Ezartla: Where the only thing crazier than the mobs are the players! 1.21+

Adventure, blocks, Combat, Crafting, Crazier.., custom enchantments, discord community, entrepreneur, Ezartla, Farming, Features, Friendly staff, Griefers, Massive World, Mechanics, Mining, mobs, Players, PvE, PvP, Ranks, skills system, smp, Survival, Updates

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	511
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2494	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Dragon Eggs Found:	4885
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Key Features:
🔒 Land Claiming
💰 Player-Run Economy
🏅 Ranks
✨ Custom Enchantments
💪 Skills System
🌍 Massive World
🚀 Minecraft 1.21
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Connect With Us:

Server IP: play.ezartla.com

Join Our Discord: https://discord.com/invite/heZmyPvbny

FAQ

Q: How do I claim land on Ezartla?

A: To claim land, simply use the land claiming system by placing a claim block and selecting the area you wish to protect.

Q: How can I earn ranks on Ezartla?

A: You can earn ranks through gameplay and achievements. As you progress, you will unlock unique perks and abilities.

Q: Are there custom enchantments on Ezartla?

A: Yes, Ezartla features powerful custom enchantments that can be applied to gear to enhance your gameplay.

Q: Can I trade with other players on Ezartla?

A: Yes, Ezartla has a player-run economy where you can trade, buy, and sell with fellow players to amass wealth and resources.

Q: Is there a skills system on Ezartla?

A: Yes, you can hone your skills in various disciplines such as mining, crafting, combat, and farming to unlock new abilities.

Q: How large is the world on Ezartla?

A: The world on Ezartla is massive, spanning 50,000 by 50,000 blocks, providing endless opportunities for adventure and discovery.

Q: Which version of Minecraft does Ezartla use?

A: Ezartla uses Minecraft 1.21, allowing you to experience the latest features, blocks, and mechanics.

Q: How can I stay updated with Ezartla news and community discussions?

A: Join our Discord community at https://discord.com/invite/heZmyPvbny to stay updated with the latest news and chat with fellow players.

EveCraft Minecraft Server

character appearance, character design, comparison, COSPLAY, Eve, EveCraft, fan theories, Female Characters, Final Fantasy, Gaming, iconic characters, inspiration, lookalike, Minecraft, parasite eve, RPG, Server, Similarities, Square Enix, Tifa, video games, visual design

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5481
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, on our server, Eve looks like Tifa from Final Fantasy because…why not? Maybe she’s a secret cosplayer or maybe she just really loves Tifa’s style. Join us for a chance to see Eve kicking creepers with her killer martial arts moves while looking fabulous in her Tifa-inspired outfit. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to team up with her and take on the Ender Dragon together! Join now for a chance to see Eve’s epic transformation and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server around!

”/dlc/ – Minecraft SMP: Disney League of Cute #190”

amphibia, Big City Greens, cartoons, cute, Disney, Disney League of Cute, dlc, DTVA, Female Protagonists, funny, Hailey’s On It!, Hamster And Gretel, Harriet The Spy, hilda, Kiff, Kipo, League, Minecraft, MIRACULOUS, Moon Girl And Devil Dinosaur, smp, Star vs. the Forces of Evil, The Ghost And Molly McGee, The Owl House, Twelve Forever, Webby’s emotional strip edition, Western cartoons

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3625
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Void Armor Forged:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Looking for a place to chat about your favorite cute and funny female protagonists in cartoons? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists than a pretzel factory.

Join us for the emotional strip edition of Webby’s adventures, where she navigates the ups and downs of being a duck in a human world. And don’t miss out on the MEGAS, where Molly McGee’s ghostly shenanigans will have you in stitches!

But wait, there’s more! Hailey is always on it, solving mysteries and saving the day in her own unique way. And who can forget The Owl House, where magic and mayhem collide in the most hilarious ways possible?

Amphibia, Kiff, Hamster And Gretel, Moon Girl And Devil Dinosaur – we’ve got it all! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Miraculous, Star vs. the Forces of Evil, and so much more.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and dive into the wacky world of Western cartoons like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures await you next?

PissedCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Apology, Birthday Party, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Disappointment, Disrespect, friendship, Frustration, Minecraft, misunderstanding, MONEY, PissedCraft, resolution, Server, social etiquette, Trust

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7036
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Votes:	8530

Are you tired of dealing with fake friends like Jake? Join our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to worry about unreliable pals again!

On our server, we have a strict “no Jake” policy, so you can game in peace without any drama or half-hearted apologies. Plus, our virtual birthday parties are way more fun than any real-life gathering – no need to worry about who’s paying for what gift!

So come join us and leave all the Jakes behind. Let’s build some epic friendships and have a blast together in the virtual world. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life Jake drama!

SisPicDenialCraft

Boundaries, celebration, college, dorm, emotional baggage, extended family, family dynamics, Grief, Guilt, Memory, parents, PHOTO, PRESSURE, remember, Resentment, scholarship, sibling, SisPicDenialCraft, sister, Support, Trauma

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4596
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Animals Bred:	24	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Welcome to the most haunted Minecraft server out there! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate ghostly adventure and be surrounded by the spirits of long lost siblings.

Our server is like no other, with rooms dedicated to the memory of past players who have moved on to the next level. Explore Emily’s room, untouched since her departure, and feel the chill of her presence as you navigate through the eerie hallways.

But beware, our extended family members may pop in from time to time to remind you of the importance of compassion and understanding, even in the face of ghostly encounters. And don’t forget to collect photos of your lost siblings to decorate your virtual dorm room – it’s a must-have for all players!

So, are you ready to face the ghosts of the past and prove yourself worthy of survival in this hauntingly hilarious Minecraft server? Join us now and show us if you’ve got what it takes to navigate the afterlife with style!