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MethCraft: Proteomic Adventure

Adventure, Associations, brain health, cognitive dysfunction, cognitive impairment, differential expression, drug addiction, Dysfunction, health impacts, long-term effects, long-term users, mental health, meth users, methamphetamine, MethCraft, neurology, proteins, Proteomic, proteomic landscape, proteomics, research, study, substance abuse

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6677
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, totally wild and crazy, just like those long-term Methamphetamine users in that research study. But instead of proteins and cognitive stuff, we got blocks and creepers!

Join this server if you wanna uncover the proteomic landscape of Minecraft, where every block tells a story and every mob is a potential research subject. We’ve got 23 differentially expressed creepers ready to explode your mind with cognitive dysfunction and health impacts. It’s like a science experiment, but with more explosions and less lab coats.

So, come on over and join the fun! Who needs real-life research when you can study the effects of TNT on unsuspecting villagers? This server is where the real discoveries are made, one block at a time. Let’s get crafting, baby!

ExeosCraft: Where your diamonds are as rare as a player without a creeper explosion story!

1.20.4, bedrock, charities, creeper, cross-platform, Custom Plugins, diamonds, Economy, ExeosCraft, explosion, Fairness, hard difficulty, Inclusivity, java, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Level-up system, No Grief, Non-Reset, Permanent World, Pets, player, Player-Driven Updates, rare, smp, Story, Strong Economy

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7713
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Server Name	ExeosCraft
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Server Version	1.17+
Server IP (Java)	play.ExeosCraft.com
Server IP (Bedrock)	play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

Overview

Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity. Our server has been running smoothly since June 2020 with a massive map that will never reset. We offer a fair and inclusive environment, custom plugins, and unique features for both Java and Bedrock players.

FAQ:

Q: Does the server have a world reset?

A: No, our server has a massive 35,000×35,000 map that will never reset.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win aspects on the server?

A: No, we promise fairness for all players without any pay-to-win features.

Q: What happens to donations received by the server?

A: All excess donations go towards supporting various charities and giveaways.

Q: Is the server inclusive and safe for all players?

A: Yes, hate speech is not tolerated and ExeosCraft is a safe space for everyone, including the LGBTQ+ community.

Q: Are there custom plugins on the server?

A: Yes, we have hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience and keep things exciting for players.

Q: Can players suggest new features for the server?

A: Yes, players can join our Discord and suggest new features for upcoming updates.

Q: Can I protect my builds on the server?

A: Yes, we offer a Land Claim feature to protect all your precious builds.

Q: Are there leaderboards on the server?

A: Yes, players can compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards to showcase their achievements.

Q: Is the server difficulty set to Hard?

A: Yes, the server difficulty is set to Hard for a challenging gameplay experience.

FelonCraft Minecraft Server

country founded by felons, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Faggots, FelonCraft, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ migration, lgbtq rights, marginalized groups, Minecraft, minority groups, move to Israel, right side of history, Server, Social Issues, social justice, troons

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9698
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4288
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Are you tired of living in a country founded by felons? Want to join the right side of history and move to a land of epic Minecraft adventures? Look no further than our server! We have rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to bust a move. Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether!

MineArt – Minecraft server

advice, anatomy, art community., art-related, Beginner, books, Confidence, critique, drawing improvement, drawthreads, Exercises, general, Gestures, MineArt, Minecraft, muscle memory, poses, references, Server, Support, tutorials, unforgivable fetishes

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9087
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	496	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragons Tamed:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your unforgivable fetishes come to life? Look no further! Join our server for new and seasoned artists looking for advice, critique, and support. But beware, we do not welcome /ic/ crabs or bad faith critique – we only accept the most outrageous and hilarious creations.

Join now and unleash your creativity with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play on our server. Build your wildest dreams and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret world filled with talking animals and mystical creatures. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

TransManWalkHome Minecraft Server

Angry, cramps, danger, feeling nauseous, FLIRTING, gluten intolerance, google maps, HOMOPHOBIC, Minecraft, Rift, Server, sister’s friend group, stomach pain, trans man, TransManWalkHome, transphobic, UNCOMFORTABLE, walk me home

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7008
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in walking home with trans men for safety reasons! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and misunderstandings just like in this crazy story.

Are you tired of being accused of being transphobic for simply wanting to walk home with a friend? Well, on our server, we encourage all types of friendships and support, no matter what the haters say!

Join us for a rift-inducing experience where you never know who will side with you or who will turn against you. It’s like living in a real-life soap opera, but in the blocky world of Minecraft!

So come on down and join our server for a chance to walk home with your favorite trans man and maybe even start some drama of your own. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a wild adventure that you’ll never forget!

NoDiscountNoEntry

Accommodation, aita, Communication, Cooking, DISCOUNT, fake names, family, friendship, Generosity, hang out, Hospitality, Hotel, Invitation, luxury, NoDiscountNoEntry, north, refusal, Safety, suspicion, trip, vacation

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4353
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	241	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	618057
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with fake names, suspicious invitations, and generous hosts like Ron who will cater to your every need (discounts included)!

Experience the thrill of hanging up on friends, cooling down after realizing you may have been a dick, and questioning your own asshole-ish behavior. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure where anything can happen, and remember – it’s not just a game, it’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

EcoCraft: StopTheWaste!

#sustainability, carbon footprint, conscious consumption, conservation, eco-friendly, EcoCraft, Environmental awareness, environmental impact, green living, landfill, plastic pollution, recycling, reduce waste, Resource Management, Reusable, single use, StopTheWaste, sustainable living, Upcycling, waste management, Wasteful, zero waste

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5358
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ores Mined:	8768	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	352	Meteorites Collected:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Are you tired of wasting your time on boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where every block you break turns into a delicious slice of pizza. That’s right, no more wasting time mining for resources when you can just chow down on some pepperoni goodness instead!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Want to join in on the fun? Just follow the rainbow sheep to their secret disco cave and get ready to boogie down with your new woolly friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every time you defeat a zombie, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes. Need some diamonds? Just ask the unicorn! Want a pet dragon to ride around on? The unicorn’s got you covered! The possibilities are endless on our server, so why waste your time anywhere else?

So come on down to our wacky and wild Minecraft server and join in on the craziest adventures you’ll ever have. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can have pizza blocks, dancing llamas, and wish-granting unicorns? See you there, adventurer!

EuroCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

addiction, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug crisis, drug epidemic, drug overdose, drug shortage, drug trade, drug trafficking, EuroCraft, Europe, Europe drug problem, heroin, heroin alternatives, heroin crisis, heroin shortage, illegal drugs, Minecraft, Narcotics, opioid epidemic, public health crisis, Server, substance abuse, Ultimate

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8791
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

So, like, we got this sick Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the world running out of heroin. Trust me, you don’t want to know what the alternatives are. But on our server, you can build your own little paradise and forget about all that nonsense. Plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours. Join us now and let’s create some epic adventures together!

PreIndustrialCraft

1.5C, 12 months, Average, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate models, climate science, data, environmental impact, extreme heat, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, historical data, pre-industrial era, PreIndustrialCraft, scientific research, temperature increase, temperature trends, Temperatures, weather patterns

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5660
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Void Armor Forged:	10	Runes Activated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1005	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

come join our minecraft server where the temperatures are always 1.5C above normal because we have lava pits everywhere! feel the heat as you build your epic castles and battle against mobs in a fiery landscape. our data shows that players have never had more fun than on our server, so grab your pickaxe and join us now for a sizzling good time!

SkyBlock Struggle: Duolingo Airlines

Airlines, duolingo, flying, jet lag, La, language app, language challenge, language education, language goals, language learning, language practice, language proficiency, language skills, language streak, long flight, new zealand, Skyblock, Streak, Struggle, study abroad, time zone difference, travel, travel restrictions

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1057
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Crops Grown:	1036
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magic Items Found:	3099

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ on this Minecraft server, mindin’ your own business, when suddenly you start flyin’ from LA to New Zealand. And BAM! Your Duolingo streak is GONE, man. Like, poof! Disappeared into thin air. But guess what? On our server, that won’t happen! You can fly wherever you want, whenever you want, and your Duolingo streak will stay intact.

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got pigs that can do the Macarena, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes. It’s like a circus up in here, I’m tellin’ ya. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of lava and diamonds. It’s like Disneyland on steroids.

So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join our server, right? You get to keep your Duolingo streak, witness animals doin’ the cha-cha, and ride a rollercoaster that’ll make your head spin faster than a tornado. It’s a no-brainer, my friend. Come join the fun!