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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 2479 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9785 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Join us and become part of a community where moving to America and becoming a redneck husband or dad is a totally normal aspiration. We welcome players from all over the world, especially if you speak three languages fluently like our Argentinian friend here.
On our server, you can practice your English skills and aim for that coveted C2 level while building insane structures and battling mobs. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a redneck lady who will make you her husband!
So come on, join us and celebrate the 4th of July in style. God bless America, and God bless our crazy Minecraft server!