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Ugly Fat-Faced Minecraft Server

Buy, CIRI, Disgusting, fat, fat-faced, FatFaced, Gamers, games, Lesbian, Minecraft, MONEY, monstrosity, parents, reactions, Server, Ugly, Women

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8812
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Are you tired of playing on servers with boring, basic characters? Come join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all shapes and sizes, even the ugly fat-faced ones! Our community is full of players who embrace uniqueness and diversity, so don’t worry about fitting in.

Join us and embark on wild adventures with characters who break all the gaming stereotypes. Who needs a perfect, flawless protagonist when you can have a fat, ugly, and downright disgusting one to play as? It’s time to break free from the norm and embrace the beauty of imperfection.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where being different is celebrated. Say goodbye to cookie-cutter characters and hello to the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience you’ve ever had. Join our server now and prepare for a gaming journey like no other!

Biggest Based Retard in Football Minecraft SMP

athlete, Based, based retard, Biggest, biggest based retard, biggest in football, biggest in sports, biggest retard, controversial player, controversy, football, football controversy, football player, internet backlash, internet outrage, Minecraft, offensive language, public figure, retard, smp, social media, social media backlash, sports, sports controversy

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5854
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Mines Excavated:	1740	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Animals Bred:	105	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decision-making skills.

Our server is home to the biggest based retard in football – yes, you read that right. This player is known for his insane skills on the field and his even crazier antics off the field. Join our SMP to witness his shenanigans firsthand and maybe even challenge him to a game of Minecraft football.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us today and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

2025 Financial Collapse Minecraft Server

Anon, BITFUCK, Biz, brain cells, collapse, DEBT, debt crisis, Dollar, Financial, financial collapse, inflation, jeets, market rally, Minecraft, POL, Powell, Prices, Server, shitfuck coins, stock market, student debt, trump

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6141
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of the boring old stock market and Bitfuck prices going full mongoloid on you? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the impending debt crisis that’s looming over the financial world. Our server is like a soft landing for your sanity, with no inflation beast in sight. Forget about those bottom-of-the-barrel shitfuck coins and come join us for some quality meme-filled fun. Who needs daddy Powell when you have a functioning brain cell like yours truly? So come on over and let’s build a virtual world where the only debt crisis is how many diamonds you owe your fellow players.

Old_Fag_2013 Minecraft SMP

2013, altcoins, Blockchain, bullrun, buttcoiner, cowards, crypto community, cryptocurrency, determination, digital assets, Financial Advice, hodl, hodling, investing, long term, market trends, Minecraft, Old_Fag_2013, oldfag, patience, resilience, smp, staying power

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	258
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Villages Defended:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too scared to take risks and go on epic adventures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

We are currently 6 weeks into the bullrun and let me tell you, things are getting wild! We have insane amounts of diamonds, emeralds, and all the rare resources you could ever dream of. But beware, there are cowards and r/buttcoiners trying to bring us down. But don’t worry, we are strong and will not let them ruin our fun.

Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows what crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next? Don’t be a coward, join us and let’s dominate this bullrun together!

Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Worlds Maintenance, Blue Mage Weeklies, Christmas movie night, Crafty, Crystal Conflict Night, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Divegrass Hell’s Wildcard, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Linkshells, LOTR Marathon, Male Middie Movie Night, MEETUPS, Minecraft, NYE Meetup, Patch 7.15, patch notes, Resources, Server, Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign, Spooky Club, Starlight Celebration, Violent Night

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7685
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Love Letters Sent:	17

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that you won’t forget!

Reasons to join: – Patch 7.15 maintenance is just a cover-up for the epic updates we have in store for you. Get ready for some mind-blowing changes! – Our Patch Notes are so crazy, you’ll think you’re reading a fantasy novel. But no, it’s all real and happening on our server! – Starlight Celebration? More like Starlight Party! Join us for the most lit holiday event in Minecraft history. – Need resources, free companies, or linkshells? We’ve got ’em all! And they’re all as rare as a diamond block in the desert. – Meetups? We’ve got ’em all, from Male Middie Movie Night to Violent Night (2022). You won’t find meetups like these anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a Krampus or two along the way!

The Best Crime Films of All Time Minecraft SMP

action, all time, best, BETRAYAL, Classics, crime, crime films, detective, Drama, films, gangster, heist, iconic, investigation, Mafia, Minecraft, murder, must watch, Mystery, organized crime, smp, Suspense, Thriller, Time, top rated

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5678
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	New Chunks Explored:	792890
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Star Shards Collected:	82
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Farms Harvested:	162
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Void Gems Collected:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just build epic structures and mine for diamonds – we create the best crime films of all time! Join us if you want to be a part of crazy heists, epic car chases, and intense shootouts all within the blocky world of Minecraft.

Our server is filled with talented filmmakers who will help you bring your wildest crime film ideas to life. Need a getaway driver for your bank robbery scene? We got you covered. Want to recreate the iconic “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse” scene from The Godfather? We’ll help you build the perfect mafia hideout.

But be warned, the competition is fierce on our server. Rumor has it that the infamous Blockbuster Bandits have been causing chaos, stealing all the best film props and sets for themselves. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic showdown?

So if you’re ready to channel your inner Scorsese and create the ultimate crime film in Minecraft, join us on our server and let the blockbuster madness begin!

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9095
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	New Chunks Explored:	522493
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	635
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

Super.MineRich.net

Mecha Anime & Tokusatsu Minecraft Server

action, Anime, anime lover, Bonding, Char’s Counterattack, CUDDLE, double feature, dream date, FANTASY, futuristic, giant robots, Girlfriend, Japanese entertainment, Kamen Rider 555, Mecha, mecha anime, Minecraft, movie night, paradise lost, relationship goals, romance, Sci Fi, Server, tokusatsu

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9394
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Farms Harvested:	743	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Come join our Minecraft server and find your perfect mecha anime and tokusatsu-loving girlfriend! Imagine cuddling together while watching Char’s Counterattack and Kamen Rider 555 Paradise Lost on a virtual movie night. Who needs real-life relationships when you can find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join now and start building your romantic anime paradise!

Leina’s New Design Minecraft SMP

Aesthetic, chic, clothing, critique, design, Designer, fashion, fashion blogger, fashion influencer, fashionista, Leina’s new design, Leinas, Minecraft, MODERN, opinion, Outfit, personal style, review, smp, statement piece, Style, trendy, Unique, Wardrobe

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5384
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Divine Spears Created:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Oh my Notch, have you seen Leina’s new design on our Minecraft SMP? It’s like she went from a basic dirt house to a freaking castle made out of diamond blocks! And get this, she has a pet dragon that guards her loot! Like, who even has a pet dragon in Minecraft? Only on our server, that’s who!

But that’s not even the best part. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every night in Leina’s base. I heard they have glowstone dance floors and DJ villagers spinning records. It’s lit, literally!

If you want to join our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience all the wackiness that goes down, you better hurry up before the Ender Dragon starts moonwalking and the creepers start breakdancing. Trust me, you won’t find a more insane server out there. Just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t mess around.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, blocky, brook, carrot, Chopper, comedy, franky, Manga, Minecraft, Mink Tribe, monkey d luffy, Nami, Nico Robin, one piece, Roronoa Zoro, sanji, Server, Straw Hat Pirates, thousand sunny, Tony Tony Chopper, Usopp

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4604
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Villages Defended:	19	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	84
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs and giant carrots. They rode a chopper made out of diamonds and carrots, soaring through the sky and battling evil mobs with their trusty carrot sword.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic carrot races, where you ride giant carrots through obstacle courses and compete for the title of Carrot Champion. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground carrot farm where you can grow your own magical carrots with special powers.

So what are you waiting for? Join Chopper & Carrot today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary Golden Carrot hidden somewhere in the depths of our world.