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SMP EliteCraft: The Minecraft SMP where all these wealthy elite actors coincidentally mine diamonds

Actors, ANCESTORS, Celebrities, Coincidence, coincidentally, diamonds, Elite, elite actors, EliteCraft, entertainment industry, family history, family wealth, FAMOUS, Hollywood, lineage, Minecraft, Odds, smp, Wealthy, wealthy actors, wealthy ancestors, wealthy celebrities, wealthy elite, wealthy families, wealthy lineage

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4314
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Star Shards Collected:	227	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where all the players are actually descendants of wealthy elite actors! Can you believe the odds of that happening? It’s like we were destined to rule this virtual world with our fancy genes.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious roleplay, and scandalous drama that would make Shakespeare blush. Who knows, you might even uncover a hidden treasure left behind by your famous ancestor. Will you be the next big star of our server or will you be forever overshadowed by your family’s legacy? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CousinCraftGodparentGate

bar, compromise, cousin, CousinCraftGodparentGate, Delivery, disagreement, family, firstborn, godparent, husband, Labor, Lifestyle, parenting, Pregnancy, real estate, relationship, Role Model, sister, Support, Wife

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3620
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	745939	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ores Mined:	7011
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Are you tired of boring godparent drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can choose your own godparents for your pixelated babies!

Picture this: you and your pixelated partner just had your first pixelated baby and you can’t agree on who should be the godparents. Your pixelated husband is obsessed with his pixelated female cousin being the godmother, but you want your pixelated sister to have the honor. Why? Because she’s been there for you throughout your entire pixelated pregnancy and even stepped in when your husband couldn’t handle the pixelated blood in the delivery room.

But wait, there’s more! Your husband’s reason for not wanting your sister as the godparent is because he doesn’t agree with her pixelated “lifestyle.” She used to work in a pixelated bar as a bottle girl, but now she’s a pixelated real estate agent. He thinks she’s not a good role model for your pixelated child.

Join our server and create your own pixelated drama with outrageous reasons to choose godparents! Who needs real life drama when you can have pixelated drama in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

HezBlock Deepstrike

airstrikes, Conflict, Deepstrike, Defense, HezBlock, hezbollah, Hezbollah militants, international relations, Israel, Israeli defense forces, lebanon, Lebanon Border, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern Conflict, Middle Eastern politics, Military, Military operations, regional tensions, SECURITY, strikes, Terrorism, War

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7232
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

so, like, u know how in minecraft u gotta go deep inside caves to find the best loot, right? well, on this server, we go deep inside lebanon to strike hezbollah targets! it’s like a crazy adventure where u gotta sneak past enemy mobs and blow stuff up! join now for the most intense minecraft experience ever! trust me, it’s gonna be lit fam!

DemonZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Parkour, Survival, Survival Economy Biomes Adventure Exploration Multiplayer PVP Creative Minigames Skyblock Vanilla Redstone Building Farming Mods Roleplay Factions Pixelmon Tekkit Custom-plugins

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4608
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

Welcome to DemonZ Server!

Dive into a thrilling Minecraft experience with DemonZ, where survival gameplay meets a robust economy. Explore our expansive survival world, complete with a variety of unique biomes and hidden treasures.

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Master SMP Network

1.20.X, 1.8, Anarchy, Biz.id, buy ranks, Cross-Play, develop, Discord, Economy, Indonesia, Indonesian Language, Ip:, LifeSteal, Maintenace, Master SMP Network, Mini Games, Minigames, Parkour, PvP, Ranks, Server, Store, Support, Survival, Vote, Website

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8325
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44

This Server Made From indonesia with Indonesian Language Gamemodes: – Survival – MiniGames Verses: 1.8 – 1.20.x

don’t forget to vote this server 🙂 and buy ranks on this server to support this server to continue to develop

IP Supported: mastersmpnetwork.biz.id Website: – mastersmpnetwork.biz.id (Maintenace) – store.mastersmpnetwork.biz.id (Maintenace) – discord.mastersmpnetwork.biz.id

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Camp Craft: Where adults play pretend with blocks and call it ‘work’.

Adults, Adventure, Auction, Auctionhouse, blocks, Bluemap, building, Call, camaraderie, Camp, Craft, Crafting, Essentialx, Griefprevention, Jobs, Jolly Cooperation, Land Claim, MCMMO, Mining, Play, Playerwarps, Plugin, PRETEND, Quickshop, Shop, skill development, smp, Survival, WildRTP, work

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7748
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Farms Harvested:	321	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Welcome to CampCraft!

Step into our 18+ Whitelisted SMP server, where the landscape is vast, the challenges are endless, and the possibilities are boundless. Whether you’re a master builder, an intrepid explorer, or a cunning strategist, there’s a place for you in our vibrant community. Join us as we embark on an epic journey together, crafting, mining, and surviving in a realm where imagination is the only limit. Dare to dream, dare to explore, and dare to conquer – welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where your adventure begins!

Ranking System	Play to earn ranks
Plugins	AuctionHouse, BlueMap, Essentialx, GriefPrevention, Jobs, McMMO, PlayerWarps, QuickShop, WildRTP
Rules	Be Nice No Harrassment or Bigotry Don’t Cheat No Griefing/Stealing Respect other players’ builds No Item Dupes No Hate Speech or Harassment No Advertising without permission

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server 18+ only?	Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
Do I need to pay to play on the server?	No, the server does not require any payment.
How do I apply to join CampCraft?	Fill out the application form provided above.

BurgerCraft Minecraft Server

burger king, BurgerCraft, BURGERS, convenience, craving, customizing, dining out, drinks, drive thru, fast food, favorites, fembots, food choices, Fries, guilty pleasure, indulgence, Meal, menu items, Minecraft, Options, Order, satisfaction, Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9403
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by a team of sassy fembots who are always ready to serve up some fun!

Join us and you’ll be greeted with a virtual Burger King where you can place your order for the most outrageous Minecraft meals imaginable. Want a diamond-encrusted burger with a side of lava fries? No problem! Our fembots will whip it up in no time.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where the creepers bust out their best moves and the zombies do the cha-cha slide. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride filled with fembots, fast food, and funky dance moves. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

TheWeebShrine Minecraft SMP

anime collection, anime decor, anime decorations, anime fan, anime figures, anime haven, anime merchandise, anime obsession, anime posters, anime shrine, Manga collection, Minecraft, otaku room, rate my weeb shrine, smp, TheWeebShrine, weeb aesthetic, weeb culture, weeb lifestyle, weeb paradise, weeb room, weeb sanctuary

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3992
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Emeralds Found:	2242
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where building a weeb shrine is not only encouraged, but mandatory? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your weeb shrine needs.

Join us and show off your epic anime-inspired builds to all your fellow players. From giant body pillows to waifu statues, the possibilities are endless. And the best part? We have weekly competitions for the best weeb shrine, with prizes like rare items and even a lifetime supply of pocky!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society on the server dedicated to protecting the honor of all waifus. Will you join their ranks and fight against the evil forces trying to destroy anime culture? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your weeb flag fly high! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate weeb shrine master.

MommaCraft: No Roomies, No Drama!

Abuse, AITAH, Bipolar, Boundaries, boyfriend’s mom, burden, Cheating, Conflict, decision, denial, discussion, Drama, family dynamics, future MIL, medical health issues, medication, MommaCraft, move in, moving out, relationship, roomies, Siblings

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9821
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We’ve got crazy adventures, epic builds, and no mother-in-law drama allowed!

Join our server and build your dream house without worrying about your boyfriend’s mom moving in. We promise no one will guilt trip you into taking care of their bipolar, medication-denying mother-in-law.

Don’t let the burden of family drama weigh you down – join our server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NoMoreGroundedKids

Abuse, Boundaries, Childhood, Communication, discipline, emotional intelligence, family, forgiveness, Generational, healing, lessons, love, MISTAKES, neglect, NoMoreGroundedKids, parenting, Parenting styles, Respect, Trauma, upbringing, VALUES

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9569
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Crops Grown:	9021	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of your parents forcing you to eat your vegetables and go to bed early? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we encourage players to stay up all night building epic creations and munching on virtual cake! Say goodbye to boring rules and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper explosion or two). Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and zero bedtime restrictions!