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Minecraft Masturbation Madness – Get ready to jerk off those creepers in style! 😂💦 #minecraft #masturbation #lolz

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2764
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9754	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	99
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement and adventure in the form of blocky landscapes and pixelated pigs? Then join our server, where the only rule is to never stop mining and crafting… unless you need some “alone time” to relax and unwind.

Picture this: you’re exploring a lush forest, gathering resources and fending off creepers when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret hideout filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But wait, what’s this? A cozy little nook in the corner with a sign that reads “Masturbation Station”? That’s right, we support self-love in all its forms on this server. Take a break from building your empire to, uh, build something else.

But that’s not all! Want to challenge your fellow players in epic PvP battles? How about a tournament where the winner gets a lifetime supply of lube and tissues? Or maybe you prefer to show off your building skills in our monthly “Minecraft Masterpiece” contest, where the theme is always NSFW.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner blocky beast! Just remember to keep one hand on your pickaxe and the other… well, you know.

ApocaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3708
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the world just keeps on spinning? Join our server and you can choose how you want the world to end! Want it to be overrun by giant chickens? Done. Prefer a zombie apocalypse with dancing skeletons? We got you covered. The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only limit is your imagination. So come on, join us and let’s watch the world burn together!

FearedCraft: HistVillains

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7219
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Forget about historical figures, the real terror is waiting for you on our Minecraft server! Join us if you dare to face off against the most feared player in all of Minecraft history. Legend has it they once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a block of dirt. Are you brave enough to challenge them and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft warrior? Join now and find out!

BelarusCraft: Lukashenko’s 30 Year Minecraft Server

30 years in power, Alexander Lukashenko, authoritarian regime, autocrat, Belarus, BelarusCraft, Democracy, Dictatorship, dissent, eastern europe, Europe, human rights violations, international relations, leader, Lukashenkos, Minecraft, Moscow, opposition, political repression, Political unrest, PROTESTS, Server, soviet union, Strongman, year

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6538
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can crush dissent just like Alexander Lukashenko! cozy up to your fellow players and build a dictatorship together! who needs democracy when you can have total control over everything? plus, we have a special event where you can reenact Lukashenko’s 30 years in power by dominating the server and showing everyone who’s boss. join now for a wild ride filled with power, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of friendship (but only if it benefits your dictatorship).

NoLePenNoGainMC

CONSERVATIVE, Defeat, elections, far right, far-right movement, far-right party, far-right party defeat, France, French government, French parliament, French politics, Government, Le Pen, Loss, Marine Le Pen, National Rally, National Rally party, NoLePenNoGainMC, parliamentary elections, Politics, right wing

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8201
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Potions Brewed:	59	Magical Moments Shared:	24

so, like, u know how in minecraft u can build ur own world and stuff? well, this server is like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got llamas that can talk and give u advice on building the sickest castles. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, u’ll be swimming in bling in no time.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the craziest parties every night. u gotta sneak in and dance with them to unlock special powers.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky and drop enchanted items for u to collect. it’s like a magical treasure hunt every day.

so, why join this server? because where else can u find a place where u can ride a dragon into battle while wearing a tutu made of emeralds? come join the madness, bro. it’s gonna be epic.

TetsCraft Minecraft server

Brewery plugin, characteristics, Cities, Clans, Classes, Crafting, custom paintings, Events, Fun, Griefing, Guide, Items, Jobs, minecraft server, Pirate, Plugins, Professions, progress, social networks, TetsCraft, War, youtube channel

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	886
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	822	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	41

TetsCraft is a pirate Minecraft server with a variety of plugins, including self-written ones. There are custom paintings with any image you want, received for participating in events, there is a plugin for clans, allowing you to create your own association of players, add allies or choose enemies, there is a plugin for custom, new crafts that replace some of the existing ones and even add new items. There is also a plugin for pumping up your characteristics, a plugin for various classes and even professions. In addition to all this, the server has a system for pumping up your crafts, which creates progress as you survive. You can brew a variety of drinks with the Brewery plugin, which you can sell to other players or drink to get a variety of effects. And if you find it difficult to figure it out, then the guide on the server’s YouTube channel will help you with this. There is no paid passage to this server like some others, griefing is prohibited here and there are no privates, but if you want, you can conduct a war between clans. Also, interesting events are planned on the server, which will be published in the project’s social networks. Join us and have fun on the server!

play.tetscraft.ru

CraftyLife Minecraft Server

Choice, civility, complaining, CraftyLife, Drama, Evil, Good, Happiness, Japanese culture, Life, mindset, Minecraft, Negativity, Outrage, personal growth, perspective, RESPONSIBILITY, SELF AWARENESS, Server, Spreading, Suffering, westerners, Willpower

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8227
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Are you tired of all the drama and negativity in your life? Do you want to surround yourself with positivity and good vibes? Then join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world!

On our server, you can build your dream world without any drama or negativity. No more toxic players ruining your day, just pure fun and creativity. Plus, our community is filled with Japanese players who know how to shun incivility and spread kindness instead.

So why choose evil over good when you can join our server and choose happiness instead? Build, explore, and laugh with us on the most wholesome Minecraft server out there. Join now and say goodbye to drama forever!

Blueberry Slayers Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5485
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a Love Love Album – full of heart, passion, and epic adventures! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a unicorn and shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a dimension where all the mobs are friendly and just want to give you hugs.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the wacky world of our server!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

abusive household, Boundaries, casual job, CraftyCash, family dynamics, financial burden, financial responsibility, financial support, full-time job, INDEPENDENCE, Manipulation, mental health, Minecraft, no contact, physical injuries, RESPONSIBILITY, savings, self-care, Server, single mother, tight budget, victim mentality

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4058
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	397	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mines Excavated:	4727
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Star Shards Collected:	227

Are you tired of shouldering the financial burden for your mom and siblings after saving them from abuse? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no financial responsibilities whatsoever.

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about paying rent or bills for anyone else. You can mine for diamonds and gold without being guilt-tripped into sharing your loot. And best of all, you can finally take a break from the real world and just focus on having fun in the virtual world.

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, mine, and craft your way to happiness on our server. And remember, in this world, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations – not your mom asking for money!

ExSILParentQuestMC

Affair, bad blood, Cheating, Communication, custody, Decision making, Divorce, ExSILParentQuestMC, family, foster care, Grief, half-sibling, Heartless, love, Niece, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, separation, sibling, STI

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1434
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Towns Built:	1	Enchantments Applied:	234
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Votes:	705
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your crazy ex drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape reality and build your own virtual family with your in-game children. Who needs a toxic ex when you can have a whole new virtual family to take care of?

Our server is so fun, even your ex’s sister will be calling you non-stop to join in on the action. She’ll beg you to take in her niece and create a happy home for all three kids, but hey, you’ve got diamond mining to do! Who needs real drama when you can have virtual drama on our server?

So come on, join us and leave your ex and his crazy family drama behind. Build, explore, and create your own virtual world where you can be the hero of your own story. And remember, on our server, you’re never the AH – unless you grief someone’s build, then all bets are off!

Craftaholic

addiction, addiction recovery, addiction treatment, addictive behavior, addictive personality, alcoholism, Behavior, compulsion, coping mechanism, Craftaholic, cravings, dependency, drug addiction, gambling addiction, habits, impulse control, internet addiction, Obsession, Psychological, self-control, substance abuse

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7147
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Farms Harvested:	391
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you addicted to building epic structures that defy the laws of physics? Are you addicted to mining for diamonds until your pickaxe breaks? Are you addicted to trolling your friends by hiding TNT traps in their houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all your addiction needs!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs off cliffs, battling creepers with nothing but a wooden sword, and building a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit. Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget to eat, sleep, and even go to school (but don’t tell your parents we said that).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and feed your addiction like never before! Just be warned, once you start, you may never be able to stop.