self-pleasure is normal Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Minecraft Masturbation Madness – Get ready to jerk off those creepers in style! 😂💦 #minecraft #masturbation #lolz

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5736
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Farms Harvested:	916	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Astral Projections Made:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Star Shards Collected:	125

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement and adventure in the form of blocky landscapes and pixelated pigs? Then join our server, where the only rule is to never stop mining and crafting… unless you need some “alone time” to relax and unwind.

Picture this: you’re exploring a lush forest, gathering resources and fending off creepers when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret hideout filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But wait, what’s this? A cozy little nook in the corner with a sign that reads “Masturbation Station”? That’s right, we support self-love in all its forms on this server. Take a break from building your empire to, uh, build something else.

But that’s not all! Want to challenge your fellow players in epic PvP battles? How about a tournament where the winner gets a lifetime supply of lube and tissues? Or maybe you prefer to show off your building skills in our monthly “Minecraft Masterpiece” contest, where the theme is always NSFW.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner blocky beast! Just remember to keep one hand on your pickaxe and the other… well, you know.

SkyCraft Minecraft Server

air travel, Airline (Industry), airline emergency, Aviation, aviation news, aviation regulations, emergency landing, emergency procedures, flight crew, flight disruptions, flight incident, Flight Safety, mid-flight, Minecraft, new york, passenger safety, pilot dies, pilot health, plane diversion, Server, Skycraft, Tragedy, turkish airlines

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	497

yo, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server so lit that even turkish airlines planes are tryna land on it? well, we got you covered fam. our server is so fire that even pilots are dying mid-flight just to try and get a piece of the action. come join us for some epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a chance to fly a plane into our server (jk pls don’t do that). so what are you waiting for? hop on board and let’s take this minecraft journey to new heights!

CraftyCOVIDKremlin

controversy, COVID testing equipment, Covid-19, CraftyCOVIDKremlin, denial, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Healthcare, international relations, Kremlin, News, pandemic, Politics, putin, refutes, russia, testing equipment, trump, united states, White House, world leaders

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7927
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	639	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Votes:	6265	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

So, liek, this server is, liek, totally epic, ya know? You gotta join cuz, like, we have this INSANE story where Putin, ya know, the Russian dude, he, like, asked Trump for COVID testing equipment and Trump was all, “Nah, bro, I didn’t send anything.” But then the Kremlin was all, “Nuh-uh, we totally sent that stuff!” It was, like, drama llama up in here, man! So, if you wanna be part of this crazy world where world leaders are sending each other Minecraft items, then you gotta join this server, bro! It’s gonna be LIT!

Block-Opioid Side Effects

addiction, BlockOpioid, drug abuse, drug development, drug discovery, effects, Healthcare, medical breakthrough, Molecular biology, molecules, opioid crisis, opioid epidemic, opioid receptors, opioids, pain management, pain relief, pharmaceuticals, Pharmacology, receptor blocking, research, Side, side effects, treatments

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8124
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Crops Grown:	6458
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got scientists who discovered some tiny molecules dat can stop u from gettin all messed up on dem opioids in da game. dey made dem even tinier so dey work even betta, like magic or sumthin. join now and never worry bout gettin too high in minecraft again, it’s a game changer, literally.

Atoq’s Vanilla SMP: Semi-Spicy, No Need for Mayo Server 1.19.3

1.19.3, active community, art, Atoqs, Beliefs, content creators, custom origins, Discord, Events, In-Game Voice Chat, java, Lore, Mayo, music maker mods, Polls, SemiSpicy, Server, smp, Staff, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2748
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Atoq Minecraft Server Overview

Age	2+ years
Events	Events and polls
Whitelist	Whitelist + Application
Community	Active community and staff
Features	In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
Lore	Lore
Java Version	Java v1.19.3
Custom	Custom origins and beliefs

Join us on Discord for more info!

FAQs

1. How do I apply for whitelist?

To apply for whitelist, you can visit our Discord server and fill out the application form in the designated channel.

2. What kind of events are held on the server?

We host various events such as building competitions, scavenger hunts, and themed parties for the community to enjoy.

3. Can I use mods on the server?

We have specific approved mods that enhance gameplay, such as in-game voice chat, art, and music maker mods. Any other mods need to be approved by the staff.

4. Is there a specific lore on the server?

Yes, we have a detailed lore that adds depth to the world of Atoq. Players are encouraged to immerse themselves in the lore and create their own stories.

Arab Boys Minecraft Server

acceptance, arab, Arab boys, assimilation, Boys, Community, culture, DATING, Diversity, ethnicity, Foreign, Identity, integration, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, perceptions, prejudice, relationships, Server, society, Stereotypes, tolerance, Traditions

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1682
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place to be! Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment, guaranteed.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Arab boys in our server challenged the admin to a build battle. Little did they know, the admin was actually a master builder in disguise! The boys were left in awe as the admin created a pixel art masterpiece of a camel riding a flying carpet. Needless to say, they were defeated and had to bow down to the admin’s superior building skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon race. Players must race against each other to see who can defeat the Ender Dragon first and claim the title of Dragon Slayer. Rumor has it that the winner will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest adventures and craziest moments you’ll ever encounter in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6142
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	62143	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Towns Built:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

StepdadWeddingDramaCraft

family conflict, family disputes, family drama, family dynamics, family event, family loyalty, family relationships, family unity, future husband, hypocritical, Marriage, mother-in-law, stepdad, StepdadWeddingDramaCraft, Stepfather, Wedding, wedding etiquette, wedding guests, wedding invitations, wedding planning

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1879
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	9103	Runes Activated:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ores Mined:	1219

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind, because here, the only family you need is your fellow gamers.

Looking for a server where you can escape from wedding planning stress and crazy in-laws? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your dream virtual world without any unwanted family drama creeping in.

Join us and experience the thrill of building, crafting, and exploring with a community that’s more supportive than your future mother-in-law (sorry, not sorry). Plus, we guarantee that your stepdad won’t be left out of any virtual events – everyone is welcome here, even if they’re not technically family.

So come on over and let loose on our server – because nothing beats escaping real-life chaos like diving into a world where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds!

WeirdlyComplimented – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5393
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to receive compliments like “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, did you train with aliens?” or “Your mining technique is so smooth, it’s like you were born with a pickaxe in hand!”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with a feathered fist. Will you challenge the Chicken King for dominance, or will you join forces and become a poultry powerhouse?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a chicken-themed dance-off or embroiled in a heated debate over the best block to build a toilet out of. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops!

Skillz4Blocks

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6434
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	8438
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Do you wish you had the skill of flying like a majestic eagle? Or maybe the ability to summon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep at will? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do all that and more!

Join our server and become a master of all trades, from building epic castles to taming wild dragons. Need a break from the chaos of the world? Take a dip in our virtual hot tub filled with bubbling lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…we think).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and unlock a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a talking cow that tells dad jokes. The possibilities are endless!

DiscordCraft: Russian Military Edition

Bans, Censorship, chat program, Communication, Cyber Security, digital communication, Discord, DiscordCraft, Edition, government control, internet, messaging app, Military, military users, national security, online gaming, online platform, privacy, russia, Russian, security concerns, social media, Surveillance, Technology

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2258
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

so like, russia be all like “no discord for u” and the military be all like “wtf how we gonna chat now?” but then they find dis epic minecraft server where they can communicate in secret using blocks and stuff. join us for top secret military missions and epic battles against evil mobs. plus, we got a secret tunnel that leads to a hidden village filled with treasure and rare items. come join the fun before putin finds out and shuts us down!