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| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 3773 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 275 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 4527 |
Picture this: you’re exploring a lush forest, gathering resources and fending off creepers when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret hideout filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But wait, what’s this? A cozy little nook in the corner with a sign that reads “Masturbation Station”? That’s right, we support self-love in all its forms on this server. Take a break from building your empire to, uh, build something else.
But that’s not all! Want to challenge your fellow players in epic PvP battles? How about a tournament where the winner gets a lifetime supply of lube and tissues? Or maybe you prefer to show off your building skills in our monthly “Minecraft Masterpiece” contest, where the theme is always NSFW.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner blocky beast! Just remember to keep one hand on your pickaxe and the other… well, you know.
