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OmegaCraft Psychosis 24

17 years, 24 years old, brain health, correlation, fatty acids, largest study, Link, long-term study, low levels, mental disorders, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, nutrition, omega-3s, omegacraft, Psychosis, research, study, Symptoms, young adults

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2150
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Yo, yo, yo! If you wanna avoid turning into a crazy loon, you gotta join our epic Minecraft server! We got all the omega-3s you need to keep your brain in check, man. Ain’t nobody gonna be experiencing no psychosis up in here, nah mean?

We did this HUGE study with like 3484 peeps over 17 freakin’ years, and guess what? Low omega-3 levels were linked to all them crazy symptoms! So come on over and get your daily dose of fishy goodness while building epic structures and battling creepers. Trust me, your brain will thank you later, bro! Let’s keep it real and keep it sane on our server. Peace out!

DegenerateCraft Minecraft Server

atheism, atheists, Beliefs, Civilization, consequences, culture, Degenerate, DegenerateCraft, derivatives, Ethics, FRENCHMAN, Minecraft, morality, nice things, philosophy, progress, rejection of faith, Religion, secularism, Server, society, technological society, VALUES

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9248
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1927	Dimension Hops:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that all degeneracy stems from a lack of faith in the almighty blocky gods! Join us as we embark on a hilarious journey filled with pixelated adventures and crazy creations.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a Frenchman decided to build a giant baguette in Minecraft, but because he rejected faith, the baguette crumbled into a pile of crumbs! Don’t let this happen to you – join our server and build the craziest, most faith-filled creations you can imagine.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Unicorn, a mystical creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who believe in the power of pixels. Want to ride a rainbow farting unicorn into battle? Join our server and make your dreams come true!

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where faith, fun, and farts collide in the most epic way possible. Join us today and let the blocky madness begin!

PineappleCraft Minecraft Server – No Pretending, Just Kino!

Cannabis, classic, comedy, Entertainment, Favorite, film, funny, HIGH, iconic, james franco, Kino, Marijuana, Minecraft, Movie, Pineapple Express, PineappleCraft, pretending, Quote, Server, Seth Rogen, stoner film, tired, Ultimate, weed kino

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4181
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	198
Towns Built:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in existence, where we take “building blocks” to a whole new level with our pineapple express theme! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so dank, even the creepers are chill and just want to pass the virtual joint around.

2. Our mods are like the ultimate stoners, always coming up with crazy ideas for new mini-games and events. You never know what they’ll come up with next!

3. Our community is like a big, happy family of virtual stoners, always ready to help each other out and share their best building tips…and maybe a few secret recipes for “special” potions.

4. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with enchanted diamond gear and rare items…but only the true stoner builders can find it.

So come join us on the pineapple express Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the pixels are always brighter. Let’s get building, blazing, and having a blast together!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Budget, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, event location, Expectations, family dynamics, family traditions, food preferences, Frustration, future in-laws, hotel accommodations, Italian restaurant, Minecraft, Négotiation, rehearsal dinner, Server, wedding planning, wedding venue, WeddingCraft

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1580
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	211
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who have terrible taste in restaurants? Do you want to avoid a rehearsal dinner disaster like the plague? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and build your dream wedding venue without any interference from pesky relatives!

On our server, you can create the perfect Italian restaurant for your rehearsal dinner, complete with mouth-watering menus and stunning decor. No more dealing with stubborn in-laws who refuse to listen to reason – here, you’re the boss of your own wedding planning destiny!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free wedding planning experience. Who knew Minecraft could be the key to a happy marriage?

BBQGoneWrong

911, angry wife, BBQGoneWrong, bil, cancelled event, cancelled plans, car accident, car damage, Car Insurance, car repair, extended family, family barbecue, family conflict, family drama, financial impact, financial loss, in-laws, insurance payout, long drive, phone distraction, pickup truck

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2971
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Votes:	6859
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting totaled is your enemies’ bases! Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about your real-life car troubles.

Imagine driving a virtual 911 while your brother-in-law tries to run you off the road in his massive pickup truck – that’s the kind of excitement you can expect on our server. And don’t worry, there’s no insurance payout required here!

So come on over and let off some steam by building, exploring, and dominating the competition. Who needs a family barbecue when you can have a virtual showdown that will leave you laughing for days? Join us now and let the fun begin!

PTOcraft Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Break, home, leisure, mental health, Minecraft, no travel, paid time off, peace and quiet, personal time, PTO, PTOcraft, recharge, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, self-care, Server, staycation, stress relief, time off, unwind, vacation, work-life balance

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7691
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual vacation destination!

Join us and experience the thrill of taking a week off work in Minecraft without actually using your PTO! That’s right, you can escape the daily grind and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures.

From building giant roller coasters that defy the laws of physics to battling zombie chickens with laser beams, our server has it all! So why waste your precious PTO on a boring staycation when you can join us and have the time of your virtual life? Join now and start living your best Minecraft life!

ITGeeksGoneWild

coding, cybersecurity, data, Hardware, IT, IT challenges, IT experiences, IT industry, IT Jobs, IT Professionals, IT Projects, IT solutions, IT Support, IT tasks, ITGeeksGoneWild, Network, programming, software, Technology, Troubleshooting

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9063
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Animals Bred:	40
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is fixing someone’s printer or resetting their password? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the wildest IT adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us and discover a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood tech support agents trying to help you with your redstone contraptions. Delve into dungeons filled with coding puzzles and command block mazes that will test your IT skills to the limit.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of server maintenance. Rumor has it they hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power of the server, but only those brave enough to face their pixelated wrath will be able to uncover the truth.

So if you’re ready to embark on a hilarious and chaotic IT adventure like no other, join our Minecraft server today and prepare to be amazed (and slightly confused) by what awaits you!

SpicyRamenCraft Minecraft Server

asian food, consumer protection, denmark, Denmark news, food inspection, food quality control, food regulations, Food Safety, food standards, foreign imports, international trade, Korean cuisine, Korean exports., Korean ramen, Minecraft, product recall, ramen noodles, Recalls, Server, spicy, spicy food, spicy ramen, SpicyRamenCraft

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1260
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Void Gems Collected:	29
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	169805
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4166
Towns Built:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Denmark recalled Korean ramen for being too spicy? That’s right, our server is so fire, it’s got countries shook!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our mobs are so tough, they make the Ender Dragon look like a baby zombie.

Plus, we’ve got the friendliest community this side of the Nether. You’ll never feel alone on our server, because we’ve got players from all over the world ready to team up and take on any challenge.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see why Denmark can’t handle the heat of our Minecraft madness!

HavanaHarborWars

cold war, Cuba, Cuban waters, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, Havana harbor, HavanaHarborWars, international relations, maritime activity, military presence, military vessels, naval power, Russian presence, Russian warships, strategic maneuvers, Surveillance, united states, US response, Washington

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1030
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

come join our server and experience the thrill of russian warships entering havana harbor while washington is just chillin and watchin like, “oh snap, what’s happenin?”

we got crazy battles happenin all the time, you never know when a russian warship might show up and start causin chaos. join now and be part of the madness, it’s gonna be lit!

plus, who wouldn’t want to see washington keepin an eye on things like a boss while all this craziness is goin down? come on, you know you wanna be a part of this epic adventure!

CraftyTruthsMC

Accurate, Authenticity, BELIEVABLE, Communication, CraftyTruthsMC, credibility, Deception, genuine, genuine communication, honest communication, Honesty, honesty vs authenticity, honesty vs perception, Integrity, Perception, sincerity, Transparent, Trust, trustworthy, Truth, truthfulness

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9314
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mines Excavated:	4009
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

So, like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, the pigs can actually fly here! Yeah, you heard me right, flying pigs! And not just that, but the creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Plus, the diamonds are so shiny that they blind you for a second, but it’s totally worth it. And get this, the zombies do the thriller dance instead of trying to eat your brains. It’s like a party all the time on this server, man! So come join us and experience the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!