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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 7934 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 22 | Magic Items Found: | 6543 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Zombie Dances: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 7837 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From building giant pixelated dicks to creating elaborate traps for unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where we host virtual orgies and worship the Minecraft gods in our own unique way. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner virginity and join a community of like-minded individuals, come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the hand-fucking begin!