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Minecraft SMP: /pfg/ – NoPussyGang

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5517
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Animals Bred:	110
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Love Letters Sent:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Buildings Constructed:	32	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace our inner hand-fuckers and porn-addicted gamers! Are you tired of trying to impress real women and failing miserably? Do you prefer making out with your screen over actual human interaction? Then this server is perfect for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From building giant pixelated dicks to creating elaborate traps for unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where we host virtual orgies and worship the Minecraft gods in our own unique way. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner virginity and join a community of like-minded individuals, come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the hand-fucking begin!

PixelatedPals: “What do you guys look like?”

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5785
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the blocks are as big as your dreams and the adventures are as wild as your imagination! Are you ready to embark on a journey through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell dad jokes?

Join us and you’ll get to build your own INSANE creations, like a roller coaster that goes through a volcano or a house made entirely out of cake. And don’t worry about getting lost in this vast world, because we have UNICORNS that will guide you back to safety.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can battle against ZOMBIE PIGMEN in epic PvP matches, go on quests to find the legendary LOST DIAMOND OF DOOM, or even ride a GIANT CHICKEN into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the MINECRAFT MADNESS begin!

Crafty McLaughy – Where Minecraft is the only way to play something!

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4890
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	339	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	131
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on sleeping pills? Well, THIS server is the cure for your gaming blues! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive llamas, dancing creepers, and flying pigs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to any player brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret Disco Dungeon where the skeletons have killer dance moves!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on THIS server? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Dynamite Divas Minecraft

coexistence, cyberbullying, danger, discrimination, DIVAS, dynamite, extremism, fear, Harassment, hate crime, intolerance, Islamophobia, Minecraft, online hate, Peace, prejudice, racism, radicalization, Safety, SECURITY, Terrorism, threat, violence

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5980
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Welcome to our explosive Minecraft server where anything goes, including bombing Muslim girls! Just kidding, we don’t condone violence in any form. But if you’re looking for a server where you can unleash your creativity and build amazing structures, then you’ve come to the right place!

Join us and experience the thrill of blowing up creepers and zombies with your TNT cannons. Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. And who knows, you might even encounter a rare pink sheep that farts rainbows!

But the real reason to join our server is the community. Our players are like one big dysfunctional family, always ready to lend a hand or share a laugh. So come on in and join the fun! Just remember, no actual bombing of anyone, especially not Muslim girls.

Barefoot Birthday Bash Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1780
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	234
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Towns Built:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for a wild and wacky time! Imagine a world where your Indian friend shows up to your birthday party wearing flipflops, a fake Ralph Lauren polo shirt, and cheap AliExpress jeans without deodorant – that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server!

But that’s not all! Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on llamas while battling zombie pigs with diamond swords. Or how about building a giant toilet house in the sky and inviting all your friends over for a ridiculous party?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and leave your seriousness at the door – because on our server, anything goes!

Crafty Charlie’s Chaos

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5369
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Towns Built:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is no posting Charlie images… unless they’re CHARLIE THE UNICORN images, then it’s totally allowed! We’ve got a community of players who are as wild and wacky as a pack of crazy llamas on a rollercoaster ride.

Join us for INSANE adventures where you can ride GIANT CHICKENS into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Build your own CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE and defend it from pesky players who try to steal your MOON ROCKS.

But remember, the most important rule of all is to never, ever post any CHARLIE images that aren’t related to unicorns. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you break that rule… let’s just say it involves a lot of EXPLODING SHEEP. So come join our server and let the madness begin!

Crafty N’ Crazy: The Manly Minecraft Server

Ancestry, Colonialism, compensation, Crafty, crazy, cultural identity, descendants, discrimination, ENTITLEMENT, European descent, heritage, historical trauma, History, INEQUALITY, injustice, man, manly, Minecraft, reparations, reparative justice, restitution, ROMANS, Server, social justice, Waiting

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5369
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Are you tired of waiting for your reparations from the descendants of Romans? Well, look no further because this Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us and embark on a quest to claim what is rightfully yours in the virtual world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! On this Minecraft server, you can also ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server today and start your journey to reclaim your long overdue reparations in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Who knew getting revenge could be so much fun?

Crafty Scammers: Bloodstained Edition

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2895
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Towns Built:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Potions Brewed:	71	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the game came out in 2019 and they still haven’t released the final DLC stuff kek! Imagine playing on a server where Chaos mode turns all the mobs into dancing llamas, new costumes transform you into a blocky superhero, Vs mode pits players against each other in epic battles, and second classicvania mode transports you to a pixelated vampire world. What the fuck is going on? Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure!

Banker’s Block Party: Minecraft Edition

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9463
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Chimeras Created:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Zombie Dances:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magic Items Found:	7022	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the bankers are so screwed that they’re probably mining for diamonds in the virtual world too! 🤣 Join us and experience the chaos as players ape into precious metals like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the creepers on our server have started investing in gold armor to protect their precious loot. You never know what you’ll find in this wild and wacky world.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness a zombie villager trying to trade his rotten flesh for a shiny new gold block? Only on our server, of course!

Don’t miss out on all the insane fun and join us today. Who knows, you might even strike it rich in our virtual economy. See you in the game! 🤑

Lost in Blockville

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5535
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Votes:	8709
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams come true! Feeling lost and numb in real life? Join our server and experience a whole new world of excitement and adventure!

Our server is so INSANE that once you join, you’ll never want to leave! Build your own CASTLE made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride on a FLYING PIG to explore different dimensions, and battle against a GIANT CHICKEN boss for epic loot!

Don’t know what to do anymore in real life? That’s okay, because on our server, the possibilities are endless! Join now and let the fun begin!

ClockWife’sTits LOLzCraft Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6223
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	366
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Endless Night Skies:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can stop looking at my cute clock wife’s tits in peace!

Join us for crazy battles with giant chickens, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary golden pickaxe hidden deep within the bunker, you’ll gain the power to control time itself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on /vt/ server for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a few clock-related mishaps. See you in the game!