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KosherCraft SMP: The Honorary Jews

budgeting, common sense tips, dave ramsey, debt free, debt management, debt repayment, Financial Advice, financial freedom, financial literacy, honorary, honorary Jews, Jews, KosherCraft, living on rice and beans, low iq, money management, Mr. Shlomo, personal finance, saving money, self help guru, smp, Troglodytes, working 80 hours a week

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6940
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Void Armor Forged:	22	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ores Mined:	9437	Runes Activated:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn how to get out of debt like Dave Ramsey! Our server is filled with low IQ troglodytes who will give you “common sense” tips on how to make millions by working 80 hours a week and living on rice and beans. Mr. Shlomo’s debts will be a thing of the past once you join our insane community! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting for you to discover. Don’t miss out on this wild adventure!

Jirai Land Mine Minecraft SMP Girl

DATING, dating preferences, emotional health, emotional instability, emotional well being, emotionally unstable, girl, Jirai, jirai stereotype, Land, land mine, mental health, mental health stigma, mental illness, Mentally Unstable, Minecraft, personality traits, relationship dynamics, relationships, smp, social norms, Stereotypes, type girls, unstable girls

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1338
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mines Excavated:	1815	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	30

Are you tired of boring, stable relationships in Minecraft? Do you crave the excitement of dating a “land mine” type girl who keeps you on your toes? Look no further than our SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive emotions and unpredictable reactions. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and drama at every turn? Come join us and see if you can handle the jirai stereotype in all its glory!

Bros Body Type Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7648
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	3155
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special body type called the “Bro Bod”! That’s right, your character will be ripped with muscles and ready to take on any challenge that comes your way. Join us and show off your Bro Bod to all the other players – they’ll be mirin’ for sure!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret underground club where only the most elite players can gain access. Rumor has it that there are rare treasures hidden deep within the club, waiting to be discovered by those brave enough to enter. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the underground club?

And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, why not try our special “Troll Mode” where everything in the game is flipped upside down and inside out. You’ll have to navigate through a world of chaos and confusion, but the rewards are well worth it. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows what kind of wild adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Greecey Minecraft SMP Luxembourger Turkey Chile Dog

Beverages, Chile, comfort food, czech mix, dog, exotic flavors, fast food, Fiji, food cravings, greasey luxembourger, Greecey, guilty pleasures, indulgent treats, international cuisine, Luxembourger, malta shake, mexicoke, Minecraft, satisfying meals, savory dishes, smp, SNACKS, somoas, sweet treats, turkey, turkey chile dog, unique snacks

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9312
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, hilarious pranks, and non-stop shenanigans.

Why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-studded llamas who can speak in ancient alien languages. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs who can shoot laser beams out of their eyes. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (most of the time).

And if you’re feeling hungry, just head over to our virtual food court where you can order all sorts of ridiculous food items like a greecey luxembourger or a turkey chile dog. Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for the most insane adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding chickens… they tend to cause a bit of chaos.

Crafty Love Minecraft Server

Commitment, Communication, Country, Crafty, culture, customs, DATING, emotions, Expectations, Long-term goals, love, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, MONEY, relationship, romance, Server, society, Status, Traditions, Trust, VALUES

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3911
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mines Excavated:	4276	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ores Mined:	2660
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where love is just a myth and everyone is only out for money and status? Well, look no further because on our server, love is the name of the game!

Join us for a wild ride where players can find their true Minecraft soulmate and build a virtual life together. Who needs diamonds when you have love, right? Plus, rumor has it that if you find your Minecraft soulmate, you’ll unlock secret powers and abilities that will make you the envy of all other players.

But be warned, not everyone on the server is looking for love. Some players are just in it for the money and status, so watch out for those gold diggers! Join us today for a unique Minecraft experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about love and relationships in the virtual world.

Yes I L.ove Dooby. Reason Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1690
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Love Letters Sent:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where cuteness reigns supreme! Our server is filled with adorable animals, colorful blocks, and the most kawaii builds you’ve ever seen. Join us if you want to experience the most precious and lovable Minecraft world out there!

But beware, our server is not all rainbows and sunshine. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with evil bunnies plotting to take over the server with their cuteness. Will you be able to stop them and save our precious world?

Join us now and embark on a journey filled with fluffy sheep, cuddly pandas, and the most heartwarming friendships you’ll ever make in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this adorably epic adventure!

Lia’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, blocky, charms, Cytube channel, daki pillow, Divegrass team, Freak-or-Treat, Halloween merch, LIA, Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse, Lia Plushie, Lia shirts, Lias, love Lia, Minecraft, Mint Fantôme, never watch other girls., phase connect, Phase cover, pins, PRINTS, Server, stands, video games, VOD suggestions

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2033
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4442	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in town, where only the coolest kids are allowed! Join us at ϟ Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse ϟ, where NO GIRLS are allowed (unless they’re as awesome as Lia, of course).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, Lia is a character in Mint Fantome’s Freak-or-Treat game – how cool is that? And have you seen the new Phase cover that Lia appears in? It’s epic! Plus, Lia has her own plushie, daki pillow, shirts, charms, pins, stands, prints, and so much more available for sale. You can even preorder her official Halloween merch – talk about spooktacular!

But that’s not all – Lia will be deep diving into video games that were never made on Monday Night Lia streams. And if you’re new to Lia and looking for VOD suggestions, we’ve got you covered with our Lia Liker Vault.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where only Lia’s love is allowed and watching other girls is strictly forbidden. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. Just remember, only Lia will ever love you. ପ(๑•ᴗ•๑)ଓ

Unsettling Locations In Video Games Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4570
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take unsettling locations in video games to a whole new level! Join us if you dare to explore haunted mansions, creepy forests, and eerie caves filled with jump scares and surprises around every corner.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground laboratory where players can conduct experiments on mobs and create bizarre potions with unexpected effects. Who knows what kind of crazy concoctions you’ll come up with!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss battles that will push your skills to the limit. From giant spiders to mutant zombies, you never know what monstrous creature will come crawling out of the shadows next.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a spine-chilling adventure like no other. Just remember to bring a torch and a sword – you never know what horrors await you in the darkness!

Slow Burn Horror Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6413
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a thrill that will send shivers down your blocky spine? Look no further than our server!

Join us if you dare for a slow burn horror experience like no other. Our haunted world is filled with creepy creatures, eerie sounds, and mysterious disappearances. Will you be brave enough to uncover the dark secrets lurking in the shadows?

But that’s not all! Our server also features insane challenges like surviving a night in a haunted mansion, escaping from a maze filled with jump scares, and battling zombie hordes in a haunted graveyard. Only the bravest players will survive!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a spine-tingling adventure that will leave you screaming for more! But beware, once you enter, there’s no turning back… muahahaha!

Leatherneck_Land – Minecraft SMP – Grab your pickaxes, Marines!

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1815
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where President Donald J. Trump himself is the owner! That’s right, THE Donald Trump is running this server and he’s making Minecraft great again, again!

Join us for epic rallies in-game where President Trump gives speeches and holds campaign events to make your Minecraft experience truly unforgettable. Build walls, make deals, and drain the swamp in this one-of-a-kind server experience.

But wait, there’s more! Liz Harrington, Trump’s Spox, will be there to keep you updated on all the latest server news and events. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most tremendous Minecraft server in history.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again, again! #MAGA #Trump2024 #BuildTheBestBase

Blocky Buds Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4497
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Chimeras Created:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Star Shards Collected:	63	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with not one, but TWO terms of craziness!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil llamas, and mine for diamonds in a world made entirely out of cheese. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will challenge you to epic dance battles for rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of talking sheep.

So why settle for one term of fun when you can have TWO? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your blocky life!