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  • Crafty Gamers MC – Debt-Free Zone! 💰🚫 Join now for epic adventures and no debts in sight! #MinecraftMadness

    Crafty Gamers MC – Debt-Free Zone! 💰🚫 Join now for epic adventures and no debts in sight! #MinecraftMadness
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 7679
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 39
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 20
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 25
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Villages Defended: 16
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your gambling debts? Look no further! Join our server and become a virtual mob boss, taking down enemies left and right while building your empire! Who needs real-life problems when you can immerse yourself in a world of blocky chaos and destruction? Plus, if the mob comes knocking, just tell them you’re too busy mining diamonds to worry about debts. Join now and start living your best (virtual) life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft Blaze Brigade

    Minecraft Blaze Brigade
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 605
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Animals Bred: 42
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Chimeras Created: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our 420-friendly Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always chill. Join us for a wild ride through a world where everything is lit and the only limit is your imagination.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden stash of diamonds so big, they had to call in a team of stoner dwarves to help mine it all. True story.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary stoner dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted blaze rods that will give you the power to summon a herd of high cows to do your bidding.

    So come on down to our 420 paradise and join the party. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Japantoon LOLcraft: Where Funny meets Blocks!

    Japantoon LOLcraft: Where Funny meets Blocks!
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 2758
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
    Dimension Hops: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 12 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36

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    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the wackiest japantoon adventures! Join us if you want to embark on a journey filled with LOLs and ROFLs at every turn.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a talking pig who challenged them to a dance-off. The pig busted out some sick moves and the player had to keep up or be banished to the land of boring servers. Needless to say, the player danced their way to victory and became the Dancing King of our server.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can party with creeper DJs and skeleton dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond-studded disco balls.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride through the zaniest japantoon world you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Caucasians: The Minecraft Server of Freedom

    Crafty Caucasians: The Minecraft Server of Freedom
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 9295
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 6228
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Mines Excavated: 1489 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 3

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where white males ended slavery just so you could join us and have a blast! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind other players with jealousy. – Creepers are actually friendly here and give you hugs instead of exploding. – Our ender dragon is a professional magician and will wow you with his disappearing act. – The villagers have a secret dance party every night and you’re invited to join in. – The nether is actually a tropical paradise with lava slides and magma hot tubs.

    So come on and join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where even the most ridiculous things can happen!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Commies: Where Russophobia is just another block to build with!

    Crafty Commies: Where Russophobia is just another block to build with!
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 5049
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Dimension Hops: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Emeralds Found: 2507 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things Russian and laugh in the face of Russophobia!

    Join us if you want to build a Matryoshka doll empire or ride a bear into battle against creepers. Our server is like a borscht buffet for your gaming soul.

    Forget about the haters who think Russia is just vodka and fur hats. We know the real Russia – the one where Putin rides a unicorn and the babushkas have secret ninja skills.

    So come on, join our server and let’s show those Russophobes what real fun looks like!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Kenji vs Sayu: The Epic Minecraft Battle

    Kenji vs Sayu: The Epic Minecraft Battle
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 7315
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Villages Defended: 20 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Mythical Quests Completed: 41

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready for a server that will make your indie drama dreams come true! Our server is so spicy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

    Join us for epic battles between rival factions, where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “diamond sword.” Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a real-life soap opera (minus the evil twins and long-lost siblings, of course).

    But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about turning all the mobs into dancing zombies? We got you covered. Our server is so wild, you’ll never want to log off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience indie drama like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 9PM on a Wednesday Minecraft Madness

    9PM on a Wednesday Minecraft Madness
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 3206
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 136 Runes Activated: 7
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Star Shards Collected: 108 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and sanity?

    Picture this: It’s 9PM on a Wednesday, you’re tired from work and just want to unwind with some video games. Well, too bad! Welcome to our server where you’re expected to carry 3 braided retards without opposable thumbs against a 4-man stack of high ELO players and their retarded friend they brought along. And if that’s not enough, we’ll ban you if you get too toxic, sweetie!

    Join us and experience the cancer that is killing online video games. Are you up for the challenge?

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  • Crafty NEETs Jailbreak

    Crafty NEETs Jailbreak
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 1934
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Falling into the Void: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Dimension Hops: 15
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Animals Bred: 33
    Magic Items Found: 1679 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2

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    Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where breaking the rules is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of living on the edge, where every block you break could lead to a wild adventure or a run-in with the law.

    Our server is so crazy that even the Welfare and Institutions Code can’t handle us. We’re like the rebels of the Minecraft world, causing chaos and mayhem wherever we go.

    So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and want to unleash your inner anarchist, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just end up leading an idle, dissolute, lewd, or immoral life – and having a blast while doing it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft: Endwalker LOLs – /xivg/ General

    Minecraft: Endwalker LOLs – /xivg/ General
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 2965
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 50
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Towns Built: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Are you tired of boring servers with nothing exciting going on? Well, look no further because DAWNTRAIL is here to save the day!

    Join us for early access on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Our release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars!

    But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive in-game events like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now! Don’t miss out on the action, join us and be part of something truly special.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about our Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0? Travel to different regions and explore new lands like never before!

    But the real fun begins with our PvP Series 5 event! Battle it out with other players and show off your skills in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

    Looking for resources, free companies, or linkshells? We’ve got you covered with our handy guide at rentry.org/xivgresources6!

    And if you’re feeling social, join us for meetups like the Crystal Party Finder at Orbonne Monastery MINE Run on April 21 at 6:00 PM EDT. It’s going to be a blast!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on DAWNTRAIL and get ready for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime. See you there!

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  • TradeMemeCraft: Where You’ll Never Fall for the Trades Meme

    TradeMemeCraft: Where You’ll Never Fall for the Trades Meme
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 6904
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 New Chunks Explored: 998666
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t fall for any trades meme! Our state-of-the-art server will FORCE you to take 4 years of trade school classes…but don’t worry, you’ll learn everything you need in just 2 years plus some experience. You’ll be “graduating” as an electrician at the ripe old age of 31…what the heck, robots?! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and mind-blowing challenges. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

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  • Blockheads R Us

    Blockheads R Us
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 2822
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Enchantments Applied: 130
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 233
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the white boys look like they just stepped out of a fashion magazine! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamonds raining from the sky, creeper flash mobs, and zombie dance parties.

    Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun. Rumor has it that if you find the secret enchanted golden apple hidden deep within our world, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a ender dragon and shoot rainbows out of your fingertips.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your diamond sword ready for anything.

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