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Cosmic Nap Time

astronomical observation, Astronomy, Celestial, Cosmic, cosmic event, discovery, early universe, Food, Galaxy, massive black hole, NAP, Observation, overeating, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Space, Spotted, study, Time

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1673
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Buildings Constructed:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have a massive black hole that’s taking a nap after eating too much! it’s like a cosmic buffet up in here, with black holes just chillin and snoozin. who needs regular old minecraft when you can explore the wonders of the universe in our server? plus, maybe you’ll stumble upon some intergalactic snacks while you’re at it. join now for a truly out-of-this-world experience!

Crankshafted

apply, Builds, Community, cool people, Crankshafted, Creative, Epic, Experience, Exploration, Explore, Favorite, Friendly, hanging out, INTENSE, Minecraft, passionate, Players, Private, Server, smp, Unique, world

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5016
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Crops Grown:	4496	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview:

Name	Crankshafted
Type	Private SMP
Website	http://crankshafted.com

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I apply to join the server?

A: To apply, visit crankshafted.com and fill out the application form.

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

A: We are looking for passionate Minecraft players who are ready to dive into a unique SMP experience and contribute to building a friendly, creative community.

Q: What can I expect to find on Crankshafted?

A: Crankshafted offers a fresh, unexplored world for epic builds, intense exploration, and hanging out with cool people.

Q: Is Crankshafted open to everyone?

A: Crankshafted is a private SMP server, so interested players need to apply and be accepted to join the community.

Enchanted Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, Bigotry, discrimination, Disgusting, Diversity, Enchanted, equality, Faggots, harmful language, Hate Speech, Homophobia, Inclusivity, intolerance, Lgbt, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, prejudice, Realm, revolting, Social Issues, trannies, Transphobia

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9198
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	8356
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Mines Excavated:	1878
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Yo bro, if you’re tired of dealing with those faggots and trannies on other servers, come join us on this Minecraft server! We don’t tolerate any of that nonsense here. Just good old-fashioned block-building fun without all the drama. Plus, we have the best memes and the dankest jokes around. So come on, join us and let’s build some epic shit together!

GrandpaGriefGone

#announcement, AITAH, dialysis, Facebook post, family, Friends, grandfather’s death, GrandpaGriefGone, health, Hospital, kidney failure, memorial service, Notification, outside perspective., Schedule, social media, stress, telling my cousin, tough situation, Visit, work

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1685
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild family situation! Join us for a grand old time filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like finding out your grandpa died through a Facebook post.

Looking for some family drama to spice up your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Our server is filled with family members who just can’t seem to get along, just like Emma and her cousin in this story. Who needs peaceful gameplay when you can have arguments over social media posts instead?

Join us for a server full of surprises, just like finding out your grandpa’s health status from a doctor who can predict the future. Who needs crystal balls when you have Minecraft?

So come on down to our server, where the drama never ends and the family feuds are just getting started. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

FailCraft SMP: Autocorrect LOLZ

autocorrect, autocorrect errors, autocorrect fail, autocorrect fails, autocorrect humor, autocorrect mishaps, autocorrect mistakes, Communication, EMBARRASSING, Fail, FailCraft, funny, funny autocorrect, funny text messages, humor, lolz, MISTAKES, Smartphone, smp, Technology, Texting, texting fails

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1519
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dimension Hops:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing with you. And then, out of the blue, a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenges you to a dance-off. It’s like a disco party in the mines, I swear!

But wait, there’s more! One time, I was building a giant statue of a potato and accidentally typed “potatoo” instead of “potato” in the chat. And you know what happened? A magical potatoo appeared and granted me three wishes! I wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a never-ending buffet of cake. Best autocorrect fail ever, am I right?

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy llama). Trust me, you won’t regret it! It’s a wild ride from start to finish, and you never know what hilarious shenanigans will happen next. See you in the mines, my fellow potato enthusiasts!

CraftyConspiracies

alternative facts, area 51, Conspiracy Theory, cover up, CraftyConspiracies, deep state, FANTASY, government secrets, hidden agenda., hidden truths, hypothetical scenario, illuminati, mind control, Mystery, new world order, Paranormal, secret society, speculation, True, unexplained phenomena, Wishful thinking

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6894
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Astral Projections Made:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Ever wondered if the government is secretly run by a group of talking cats? Well, on our Minecraft server, that conspiracy theory is not only true, but the cats are also hosting weekly dance parties in the White House! Join us for a purrfectly good time as we uncover all the feline secrets hidden in the blocks of our virtual world. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the infamous “Catgate” scandal of 2017. So come on, join us and let’s meow our way to victory!

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

activism, arab american, Conflict, current events, discrimination, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Islamophobia, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Muslim community, Muslim leaders, Peacebuilding, Politics, protest, Server, social justice, Trump comments, united states

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9305
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant sand castles in honor of arab american muslim leaders who are fighting against trump’s crazy comments about gaza!!! we have camels you can ride and magic carpets to fly around on, plus our mosque is made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds. join us for epic battles against evil pharaohs and save the day with your trusty sword of justice. all are welcome, except for orange-haired presidents. come join the fun and let’s show trump who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world!

BlockyBanter: No Foreign Donos, Trump Not Welcome!

Arctic region, Ban, BlockyBanter, campaign finance, Democracy, donation ban, DONOS, election, Foreign, foreign interference, foreign political donations, Government, Greenland, international relations, ISLAND, legislation, Parliament, political influence, Politics, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trump administration, us politics

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2470
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	New Chunks Explored:	672998
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Villages Defended:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even Greenland’s parliament approves of it? Well, look no further because our server is the real deal!

We got so much craziness going on, even Trump is trying to seek the island just to get a piece of the action. That’s right, our server is so epic that it’s attracting attention from world leaders!

Join now for a chance to build your own virtual paradise, battle epic monsters, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures that will make you richer than a king! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today and become a legend in the Minecraft world!

Crafty Chub Club – Slimming Pixels

Body Mass Index, Chub, club, Crafty, disease classification, expert report, health, Medical research, obesity, obesity causes, obesity complications, obesity diagnosis, Obesity epidemic, obesity impact, obesity management, obesity prevention, obesity risks, obesity statistics, obesity stigma, obesity treatment, obesity trends, pixels, public health, slimming, weight management

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2843
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	9230	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Farms Harvested:	502	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

u kno wat u need in ur life? dis minecraft server, fam. dis place is like a magical land where u can build ur own castle and ride unicorns. but dat aint all, cuz dis server got a secret underground lair where u can battle dragons and save princesses.

u wanna know why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a lil secret. rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will instantly become a millionaire in real life. yep, u heard me right. all u gotta do is mine some diamonds in dis server and BAM, u rich af.

but wait, there’s more. dis server also has a secret portal dat leads to a world where u can eat unlimited cake and never gain weight. so forget about dat report sayin obesity is a disease, cuz on dis server, u can eat all da cake u want and still look fly as hell.

so what u waitin for? join dis server now and live ur best minecraft life. unicorns, dragons, cake, and riches await u, my friend.

VanillishCraft

bedrock, Cross-Play, Custom world, diamond-based economy, Earnable Ranks, Homes, java, Land Claim, Live Map, Mob Heads, multiplayer, no p2w, Player Shops, player sleep, Rtp, smp, Survival, Tpa, VanillishCraft, Vote Rewards, Warps

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7009
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	3295
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mines Excavated:	4721
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14

VanillishCraft SMP – 1.21.4

IP: vanillishcraft.ultramc.co

Bedrock: vanillishcraft.ultramc.co port: 20474

Overview:

Features	Description
Cross-Play (Java + Bedrock)	Enjoy multiplayer with players on different platforms
Custom Biomes	Explore unique and custom biomes
Land Claim	Protect your land from griefing
Anti-Grief	Prevent griefing and maintain a peaceful environment
Player Shops	Trade and sell items with other players
Diamond Based Economy	Use diamonds as currency in the server
Vote Rewards	Earn rewards by participating in server voting
Earnable Ranks	Progress and earn ranks based on gameplay
Mob Heads	Collect mob heads as trophies
Player Sleep	Influence the percentage of players needed to sleep
No P2W	No pay-to-win elements in the server

Wanna check our map out? Live Map

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. Can I join the server from both Java and Bedrock editions?

Yes, our server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions.

2. Are there custom biomes to explore?

Yes, we have custom biomes for you to discover and explore in our server.

3. How can I protect my land from griefing?

You can use the Land Claim feature to protect your land and belongings from griefing.

4. Is there a player-driven economy on the server?

Yes, our server operates on a diamond-based economy where diamonds are used as currency.

5. Are there rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, you can earn rewards by participating in server voting and supporting the community.