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TariffCraft: Trump’s Revenge

economic policy, Economy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, global relations, import/export, international diplomacy, international trade, market volatility, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, Revenge, sanctions, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade war, trump, Trumps, united states, US trade partners

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3267
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Falling into the Void:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Royal Courts Attended:	4

so, like, u know how trump is always like “i’m gonna put tariffs on u!” well now he’s like “europe, u r on my list too!” but like, who cares about that when u can join our minecraft server instead??? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are made of pure chocolate and our creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. come join us and forget about all that boring real world stuff. plus, u can build a giant statue of trump out of dirt if u want. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me.

EcoPlane Boarding Fun

#economy class, air travel, Airline, airline policies, boarding, boarding order, boarding process, boarding strategy, economy passengers, EcoPlane, efficiency, Flight, Fun, group boarding, lower economy, passenger convenience, passenger experience, plane boarding, priority boarding, seating arrangement, Transportation, travel, travel logic

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7088
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

so like, u know how when u get on a plane, the rich peeps get to board first? well, on our server, we do things differently. we let the lower economy groups board first cuz they’re at the back of the plane anyway! it’s like a reverse VIP treatment, but way more fun!

come join our server and experience the thrill of boarding a virtual plane in the most outrageous way possible. who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret treasure chest full of diamonds hidden in the overhead compartment!

and if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine all the crazy adventures you’ll have with our wacky community. we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon! true story, bro.

so what are you waiting for? hop on board our server and let the madness begin! who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll get into next. trust us, it’ll be a flight you won’t forget!

Toxic-Free Zone: Empower Exploration

algorithm, content moderation, design, digital platforms, empower, empowerment, Exploration, information sharing, online behavior, online communities, Platforms, polarization, research, social media, social media companies, SPENDING, Technology, toxic content moderation, ToxicFree, user control, user engagement, user experience, Zone

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7814
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Void Gems Collected:	40
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

so, liek, u kno wat wud be way bettr than toxic content moderation? joining dis amazin minecraft server, duh! we got all da craziest stuff u can imaginate, from giant chickens dat poop out diamonds to lava water slides dat lead to secret treasure caves.

u wanna explore and have fun? dis is da place to be, cuz we give u all da control to do wutever u want. wanna build a giant statue of ur pet rock? go for it! wanna ride a pig off a cliff? why not!

plus, we got da most epic community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. so, wat r u waitin for? join dis server now and let da madness begin!

Vibe house SMP

Adventure, BUILD, Community, Craft, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, Grief Prevention, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Shops, Survival, Teleportation, Trading, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	379
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Star Shards Collected:	158
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Craft, build, survive, vanilla. A simple semi-vanilla survival experience with teleportation, grief prevention, trading and shops.

Come join our community, and begin your next adventure with us!

play.vibe-house.net

ExoriaCraft

adventurers, architectural skills, Build Competitions, Builders, building prowess, chillsmp, collaboration, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Custom Tools, Economic ladder, Economy, ExoriaCraft, Friends, Fun, Grinders, Resources, Rewards, survival gameplay, Trade, unwind, wealth

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3555
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Emeralds Found:	3682
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to ExoriaCraft ChillSMP! A relaxing haven for builders, grinders, and adventurers alike. Here, you’ll find a friendly community that fosters creativity, collaboration, and endless fun. Whether you’re looking to showcase your building prowess, climb the economic ladder, or simply unwind with friends, ExoriaCraft is the perfect escape.

Key Features:

Immersive Survival Gameplay – Dive into a survival experience tailored for casual players and dedicated enthusiasts alike. Build Competitions – Show off your architectural skills and compete for exciting rewards. Balanced Economy – Engage in a well-maintained economy system where effort and strategy pay off. Trade, grind, and grow your wealth while keeping things fair and fun. Grind-Friendly – Enjoy resource stacking and custom tools to make grinding feel smooth and rewarding.

exoriacraft.minecraft.best

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3130
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

202.181.188.45:25987

MysticCraft Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, asian, Asian whore, Bitch, Chat, chingchong, Comment, female, Harassment, Independent woman, INFERIOR, Male, MONKEY, MysticCraft, racism, Realms, response, sexual harassment, superior, telegram ID, white male, whore, WOMAN

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4392
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Yo, this server is lit AF! We got this independent queen who needs some good ol’ racism and sexual harassment thrown her way. Let’s see how this Asian chick reacts to some superior white male trolling. Join now and let the chaos begin! Telegram ID: sy_8864 for all your harassment needs. Let’s get this party started, fam!

Imagining Minecraft SMP Sex – Nope

black men, blacked, desire, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, handpussy, imagination, Imagining, interracial, longing, Minecraft, nope, race play, racial dynamics, self pleasure, sex, sexual fantasy, sexual frustration, smp, taboo, unattainable, white pussy, whiteboi

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4857
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Votes:	6314
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only action you’ll be getting is from building epic structures and battling mobs! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it, that chicken statue brought good luck to all who gazed upon it, granting them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only thing getting “blacked” is the obsidian we mine for our epic Nether portals. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FishyFiascoFunLand

aunt, broken fish tank, Communication, compensation, Confrontation, destructive, expensive, family, Family Events, FishyFiascoFunLand, holiday season, ignoring, misunderstanding, payment, pool table, RAMBUNCTIOUS, reconciliation, replacement costs, resolution, secondhand, Wedding

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9333
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape family drama and join a community of players who won’t break your fish tank!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of family gatherings and broken promises. Who needs compensation for a shattered fish tank when you can build your own virtual aquarium in Minecraft?

Forget about angry aunts and uncles, here you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with fellow gamers. And don’t worry, no one will accuse you of trying to rip them off or manipulate them – unless it’s all in good fun in-game!

So come on over and leave the family drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and maybe even invite your aunt to your virtual wedding – who knows, she might just show up!

BlockbusterBizarre

bizarre film, BlockbusterBizarre, controversial film, dark and twisted, disturbing film, disturbing imagery, disturbing movie, disturbing scenes, extreme cinema, fucked up movie, graphic content, horror movie, messed up cinema, messed up movie, psychological horror, shocking cinema, shocking film, twisted cinema, twisted plot, unsettling film, unsettling movie

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3604
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Void Gems Collected:	32
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the craziest, most messed up movie you’ve ever seen, but in Minecraft form!

Join our server if you want to experience a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From giant flying pigs to talking trees, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him. Join us and maybe you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you questioning your sanity, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most fucked up Minecraft experience of your life!