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RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7151
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Alien Abductions:	2

Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, extremist, extremist ideology, fled, hezbollah, interrogated, interrogation, interrogation room, interrogation tactics, interrogation techniques, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Minecraft, Nasrallah, NasrallahsGone, political violence, radicalization, security threat, Server, Terrorism, Terrorist

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6776
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Crops Grown:	3870

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

CraftyCanuckPlotWars

Allies, Asia, Canada, cooperation, CraftyCanuckPlotWars, Diplomatic, Espionage, foreign affairs, Global threats, Government, India, intelligence, international relations, investigation, North America, plot allegations, political tensions, SECURITY, serious, Terrorism, US

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8738
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Runes Activated:	4	Farms Harvested:	939
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Alien Abductions:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Magic Items Found:	5139	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6

so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

Crafty Love Connection

attraction, behavioral science, Confidence, Connection, Crafty, creativity, dating behavior, human interaction, intelligence, interpersonal relationships, Kindness, love, mate compatibility, MATE SELECTION, partner evaluation, personality traits, relationships, romantic attraction, romantic preferences, social psychology, speed dating, Traits

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5983
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Secret Passages Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

metanoia junior high school

“Youth, ACADEMIC, activities, adolescence, Classroom, Community, Cross-Play, curriculum, Development, education, extracurricular, Future, growth, learning, middle school, School, Social, Students, Survival, teachers, teamwork, TRANSITION

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5313
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Animals Bred:	195	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96

Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

66.206.27.202:50020

Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

bedrock, BLOCK, building, Chill, Collaborative, Community, creativity, Discord, Friendly, Gaming, grief-free, Hardcore, idea.., Interactive, laid back, Lakehead, Lazy, no drama, Peaceful, pet-friendly, Placing, Relaxed, Semi Vanilla, Server, shop building, smp, Social, virtual world, windmill, wrong

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2359
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magic Items Found:	2970
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	247
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Lakehead SMP Overview

Description
Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
Can I build whatever I want?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
How can I join the server?	To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

Rest in Power Minecraft Server

celebration, Condolences, condolences to the family, deceased, eternal rest, Farewell, Gone but not forgotten, Grief, Honor, in loving memory, Legacy, Loss, memorial, Memory, Minecraft, passing, power, Remembrance, Respect, REST, rest in peace, rest in power, Server, Tribute

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9931
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Votes:	1842
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

arousal issues, comics, erectile dysfunction, erectile problems, Flaccid, graphic novels, impotence, Limp, male protagonist, male sexuality, Manga, manga characters, Manga community, Manga fans, manga readers, manga series, mc, NoStiffyMinecraft, sexual dysfunction, sexual performance, SMPTouchyTouchy

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2218
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Towns Built:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

alcohol, bill, birthday dinner, birthday gift, Birthday Party, Communication, fair, family, Friends, GFsBdayDinnerDrama, Girlfriend, ignoring, messages, misunderstanding, office, Paying, Principle, Resentment, six figure salary, Surprise, Tipping

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8245
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

“Youth, Adulthood, adulting, aging, aging gracefully, creeper, Expectations, experiences, explosions, growing up, INDEPENDENCE, Life Changes, LIMITATIONS, Maturity, midlife crisis, responsibilities, restrictions, SELF AWARENESS, smp, societal norms, thirty, Thirtysomething, too old, wisdom

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	514
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Emeralds Found:	1081	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!