New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot

    DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 7522
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Buildings Constructed: 41
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Votes: 4313 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of financial planning even in the virtual world? Look no further than our server, where we take account sharing to a whole new level!

    Join us and experience the thrill of splitting your retirement fund with your in-game spouse if one of you happens to die first. But wait, there’s a twist – if your in-game spouse decides to remarry, you’ll only get half of your retirement fund, because let’s face it, their new virtual partner should have their own financial plan!

    Don’t worry about your hard-earned virtual retirement going to waste on someone else’s in-game shopping spree. Join our server and protect your virtual assets for the future of your virtual children, who may or may not exist one day after your in-game demise.

    So come on, join us and be a part of the most financially responsible Minecraft server out there. Who knew retirement planning could be so entertaining?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WildCraft73: WWF Edition

    WildCraft73: WWF Edition
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 1278
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Farms Harvested: 572
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Zombie Dances: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Magic Items Found: 4631 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join our epic minecraft server where the wildlife populations are so lit, they’re plunging like a bungee jumper on steroids! With a 73% drop since 1970, you’ll be dodging endangered species left and right while trying to survive in this crazy virtual world. But don’t worry, our server has all the resources you need to build, craft, and conquer – just watch out for those pesky WWF activists trying to save the animals. Join now for a wild ride that’ll have you saying “what the actual heck is happening?!”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PolyCraft: Where the only thing grey is the list of people who actually read the server rules! 1.21 version – join us now!

    PolyCraft: Where the only thing grey is the list of people who actually read the server rules! 1.21 version – join us now!
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 4373
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Void Armor Forged: 23
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Potions Brewed: 38 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Poly-Craft Minecraft Server

    Description
    Poly-Craft (Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature!) 1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.

    Overview:

    Features:

    • Waystone
    • Double Shulker Shells
    • Invis. Item Frames
    • Katters and Qraftys structure packs
    • Master Stonecutter recipes
    • More Food data pack
    • Chest/shulker previews
    • /trigger gotospawn
    • Treefeller
    • Graves

    Join Us:

    You can apply to join here.

    Server IP: Polycraft.mcserver.us

    Discord: Join our Discord

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Fill out the application form and get greylisted.
    What version is the server running? 1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.
    What are the main features of the server? Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, etc.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server

    Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 960
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 52 Love Letters Sent: 14
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Towns Built: 5
    Votes: 6479 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have plenty of slavs to go around! Need some extra hands to help you mine for diamonds? Look no further, our slavs are here to serve you. But don’t worry, they’re well compensated with virtual bread and potatoes.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of running your very own brothel! Build your own redstone-powered love shack and watch as players from all over the world flock to your establishment. Just make sure to keep it PG-13, we don’t want any scandalous behavior on our server.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons roaming our server just waiting to be tamed. Just be sure to have plenty of enchanted apples on hand, those dragons can be quite picky eaters.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience all the madness and mayhem we have to offer. Who knew virtual slavs, brothels, and dragons could all exist in one place?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • mfw i fuck up and reveal they feed me… Minecraft SMP

    mfw i fuck up and reveal they feed me… Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 7170
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Ether Blades Crafted: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to use your brain to come up with answers? Well, look no further because on our server, we literally feed you the answers live! That’s right, no need to think for yourself anymore, just sit back and let us do all the work for you. Join now for the most brainless Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs intelligence when you have us feeding you answers like a baby bird? 🤣🐦 #EZmode #NoBrainNoProblem

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyLove

    CraftyLove
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 7173
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 25
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further than our server, where friendships can turn into something more in the blink of an eye!

    Join our server and you might just find yourself in a situation like this: Imagine playing Minecraft with your childhood friend, grinding away at events and having a blast. Then, out of nowhere, your mom drops the bomb and asks when she can expect grandkids from you two! Turns out, everyone thinks you’re a couple except for you. Talk about a plot twist!

    But fear not, on our server, you can turn awkward situations into beautiful love stories. Just like this player did, who finally realized their feelings for their friend and decided to give dating a shot. Who knew that all those years of friendship could turn into something more?

    So come join us on our server and who knows, you might just find your soulmate in the most unexpected place. Love is in the air, along with creepers and zombies, of course!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TechWishCraft

    TechWishCraft
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 2706
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Endless Legions Commanded: 23 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 418
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you ever wish you could teleport to different dimensions like in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret mod that lets you do just that! Imagine exploring a world made entirely of candy, or battling dragons in a medieval realm. The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – our server also has a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. Yes, you heard that right. Fly through the skies with rainbow trails behind you and spread glitter wherever you go. Who wouldn’t want to join a server with such magical abilities?

    So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a truly unique and outrageous experience. Who knows what kind of adventures await you in our wacky world of wonders!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HezBlock Minecraft Server

    HezBlock Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 9584
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Void Armor Forged: 20
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 12
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22

    New Minecraft Servers

    omg so liek u need to join dis server cuz it’s like a warzone but wit blocks and stuff. like 220 Hezbollah rockets crossed into Israel but in Minecraft it’s like creepers and zombies attacking ur base. u gotta build fast and fight hard to survive. it’s like a real-life battle but in pixel form. join now if u wanna test ur survival skills and have a blast with ur friends. trust me, it’s gonna be epic!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RefereeCraft: Banned for Life

    RefereeCraft: Banned for Life
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 8633
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 29
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Ores Mined: 9532
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 118

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG YOU GUYS, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN MORE LIT THAN THAT TURKISH FEMALE REF! SHE GOT BANNED FOR BEING IN A SEX TAPE WITH A 61 YEAR OLD REF, LIKE WHAT EVEN?! 😂 BUT ANYWAY, JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT CRAZY SH*T GOING ON TOO! WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WEARING TOP HATS! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE FAIRY GODPARENTS BUT WITH DIAMOND SWORDS! SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC TOGETHER! 🤪✨🦙 #BannedButStillLit #MinecraftMadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Doki Bird’s HAHA Minecraft Server

    Doki Bird’s HAHA Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 2253
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Mines Excavated: 2411
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a blonde thief turned bounty hunter with a heart of gold? Look no further, because we’ve got just the place for you! Join us for a server full of laughter, joy, and outrageous adventures.

    Our server is so epic that even Selen Tatsuki herself would be jealous. We’ve got hidden treasures, epic quests, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even the most elite players can’t resist joining in on the fun.

    But that’s not all – we’ve also got Dokibird’s cover of “Drift Away” playing on loop, just to set the mood. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can even try your hand at Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery – if you dare!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t be a dumb goon and fall for the bait – be a smart goon and embrace the chaos!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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