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Rixmongo’s Blocky Adventures: Where Halmstad’s Biggest Boss Rules the Minecraft World!

Adventures, Ban, Biggest, blocky, Boss, bottles, carrying drinks, charging, coffee, complaining, construction site, Country, drink, experiences, Fridays, Fruit, Halmstad, Halmstads, Manager, Minecraft, rixmongo, Rixmongos, rules, security risk, SEK, subscription, thermoses, varmkorv, wages, world

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4533
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Farms Harvested:	521
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the coffee is free and flowing like a river of caffeinated goodness! Our manager, who is basically the king of coffee in Halmstad, has been charging for coffee on the construction site for way too long. But fear not, on our server, you can drink as much coffee as your heart desires without breaking the bank.

We’ve heard horror stories of thermoses being labeled as “security risks” and people being banned from carrying their precious coffee around. But here, you can sip on your favorite brew while building the craziest structures in the Minecraft universe.

Join us for the wildest coffee-fueled adventures, where you can mine, craft, and sip on java to your heart’s content. Who needs a subscription when you have unlimited coffee and varmkorv Fridays? So come on over and let’s caffeinate our way to victory!

CreeperBoundariesGoneWrong

blocking users, boundary setting, childfree lifestyle, creep behavior, CreeperBoundariesGoneWrong, cyberbullying, digital boundaries, Instagram accounts, internet safety, online boundaries, online communication, online friendships, online harassment, online relationships, online safety, personal space, privacy concerns, respecting boundaries, setting limits, social media etiquette, toxic friendships

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4763
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape creepy online “friends” like Mike and just have a blast building and exploring with fellow gamers!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with hilarious antics and epic battles against virtual creepers (not the human kind, thank goodness). We promise not to pressure you into changing your username or giving out personal information – unless you want to, because hey, we’re all about consent here.

So come on over and block out the negativity like a pro player, because on our server, the only thing creeping you out will be the monsters lurking in the shadows. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together – no facetime required!

ForestFrights Minecraft SMP

chilling, creepy, Darkness, DREAD, eerie, fear, Forest, ForestFrights, Haunting, Horror, ISOLATION, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nature, Panic, Scary, smp, spooky, Terror, unknown, Wilderness, wildlife, Woods

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3762
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Villages Defended:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8334
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Animals Bred:	95
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the scariest thing you see is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further, because on our server, the forest is full of surprises! From giant spiders riding on the backs of skeletons to trees that come to life and chase you down, you never know what you’ll encounter in our enchanted forest. Join now if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

ManlyMineMoments

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4381
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Star Shards Collected:	198	Zombie Dances:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3290	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is the only place where you can live out your wildest fantasies of pig jousting while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck by jumping in and seeing if they land on a pile of diamonds or a pile of…well, let’s just say it’s not diamonds.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join ours and experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ZelenskyyCraft: No Mercy for Duda!

Conflict Resolution, Crisis, Diplomacy, duda, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, humor, international relations, jokes, leadership, mercy, mercy call, military strategy, Négotiation, peace talks, Politics, Russian retreat, satire, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4535
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Enchantments Applied:	205	Players Killed by Monsters:	7214

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, Zelenskyy himself pops up in the chat! He’s all like, “Yo, Duda needs our help, but I’m too busy playing Minecraft to save the day.” And you’re just like, “What the heck? This server is wild!”

Join our server for all the crazy adventures, like battling Russian invaders with Zelenskyy, building peace treaties with Duda, and maybe even finding a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers give hugs. Trust me, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a llama into battle alongside Zelenskyy himself. The possibilities are endless!

SoyCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, soy, soy allergies, soy benefits, soy consumption, soy diet, soy diet consequences, soy diet effects, soy health effects, soy intolerance, Soy milk, soy nutrition, soy overdose, soy overdose symptoms, soy products, soy protein, soy risks, soy sensitivity, soy side effects, soy toxicity, soybeans, SoyCraft

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2373
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	2339	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything unique or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare. Yes, you heard that right – llamas! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, guarded by a fierce army of flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Oh, and did we mention that if you eat too much soy in your diet on our server, you’ll turn into a giant block of tofu? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BasedChudVsIntRannyMinecraftSMP

/pol/ack, Alt-Right, Based, BasedChudVsIntRannyMinecraftSMP, BBC, Chud, controversial, cringe, current events, debate, Global Issues, identity politics, Int, international discussion, internet culture, ITT, online forum, Political, ranny, sissie, social media

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2566
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old basic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by engaging in intense political debates and international discussions. Are you a based /pol/ack chud ready to dominate the server with your superior intellect? Or are you a /int/ranny cringe BBC sissie looking to prove your worth in the virtual world? Either way, this server is the perfect place for you to show off your skills and make some enemies along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyBnBSnitch

Abuse, bb, concern, CraftyBnBSnitch, disturbance, family, guests, highlands, intervention, investigation, italy, noise, overreaction, OWNER, Police, privacy, Safety, scotland, thin walls, vacation, walls

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2329
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	222
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine staying at a Minecraft Bed and Breakfast in the Highlands of Scotland. The walls are thin, just like in real life! If you talk too loudly, the players in the rooms next to you will hear everything. It’s like a virtual reality experience!

We have family rooms filled with toddlers, children, teenagers, parents, and even a grandmother from Italy. But beware, they might knock on your virtual door and offer you virtual drinks and ice cream. Who knows what they’ll do next? It’s a virtual rollercoaster of emotions!

And just like in real life, drama unfolds in the virtual world. You might hear virtual banging on your virtual walls, virtual crying, and virtual shouting in Italian. But don’t worry, the virtual police will come to investigate and take the virtual troublemakers away.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning if you’re overreacting or just having a blast!

UnlearnableCraft

beyond education, beyond learning, cannot learn, genetic predispositions, impossible to learn, inherent abilities, inherent knowledge, inherent skills, inherent traits, innate abilities, instinctual knowledge, intuitive knowledge, natural talents, unlearnable, UnlearnableCraft, unteachable, unteachable abilities, unteachable knowledge, unteachable skills, unteachable traits

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1549
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dragons Tamed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Join our Minecraft server and learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our expert llama trainers will teach you how to communicate with these majestic creatures using only your mind. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of llama language and become the ultimate llama whisperer!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in epic llama races across treacherous terrain, compete in llama beauty pageants judged by celebrity llamas, and even embark on daring llama rescue missions to save stranded llamas in distress.

So why wait? Join our server today and unlock the mystical world of llama whispering! You’ll never look at these fluffy creatures the same way again.

KramCraftHotelStrike

Attack, Bombing, Conflict, Crisis, Hotel, international news, Journalism, journalism safety, journalist, Kramatorsk, KramCraftHotelStrike, Media, missing, press freedom, Reuters, Russian strike, search and rescue, Ukraine, violence, War, war reporting

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5224
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ores Mined:	3836	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, even reuters journalists are ditching their jobs to play with us! our server is so lit, it’s like a russian strike on a hotel in kramatorsk – you won’t know what hit you! we have so many crazy adventures and insane stories, you’ll never want to leave. plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret club. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

BroCraftBros: No Drama Allowed!

Allowed, BroCraftBros, Drama, female friendships, Friendship Dynamics, gender bias, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, interpersonal relationships, male friends, male friendships, Perception, relationship dynamics, romantic relationships, sexual promiscuity, social dynamics, social interactions, social judgments, societal norms, Stereotypes, Threats, trustworthiness, Women

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5323
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Enchantments Applied:	276	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

join this epic minecraft server where we only allow women who prefer male friends!! why? because we believe they are the most trustworthy, least sexually promiscuous, and pose no threat to romantic relationships!! come join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and proving stereotypes wrong!! plus, we have a secret underground club where we plot to take over the minecraft world with our male friends by our side!! don’t miss out on the fun, join now!!