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CakeCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Bakery, bakery agreement, baking, CakeCraft, dark chocolate cherry cake, family conflict, family tradition, Father’s Day, Grief, Jerk, Kids, late wife, Loss, Minecraft, Permission, Recreation, refusal, selling recipe, sentimental, Server, special recipe, Store

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7188
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of family drama over secret recipes? Join our Minecraft server and let your baking skills shine without any guilt! Our server is a safe haven for all those who just want to enjoy a delicious dark chocolate cherry cake without any drama.

On our server, you can recreate your late wife’s famous cake without any judgment from your kids or anyone else. Let your creativity flow as you bake to your heart’s content in a stress-free environment.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden recipe book somewhere in the virtual world of our server that holds the key to the perfect dark chocolate cherry cake. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and bake the most delicious cake of all time?

Join us now and leave all the family drama behind. Let’s bake some cakes and have a good time together!

BabyCraftAdvice

advice, Apology, baby names, BabyCraftAdvice, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, disagreement, family, guidance, in-laws, mediation, misunderstanding, parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, resolution, Siblings, Support

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2832
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2795	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	372	Gods Slained:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
New Chunks Explored:	397490	Enchantments Applied:	205

Are you tired of boring baby name discussions? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you pick the perfect name for your little bundle of joy! Our virtual baby naming experts will guide you through the process with tips and tricks that are out of this world.

Imagine a world where baby names are chosen through epic battles and quests. On our server, you can embark on a journey to find the most unique and powerful name for your child. Will you choose a name that strikes fear into the hearts of your enemies, or one that brings joy and laughter to all who hear it?

Join us now and let the adventure begin! Who knows, you might even discover a name so legendary that it will be whispered in awe for generations to come. Don’t let boring baby name discussions get you down – join our Minecraft server and let the fun begin!

ProCrafters Minecraft Server

better at adaptability, better at communication, better at conflict resolution, better at cooking, better at creativity, better at critical thinking, better at decision making, better at empathy, better at innovation, better at leadership, better at listening, better at multitasking, better at negotiation, better at organization, better at problem solving, better at public speaking, better at stress management, better at teamwork, better at time management, Minecraft, procrafters, Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8850
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Farms Harvested:	491
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Do you have the skills to survive in a world where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats? Join our Minecraft server and show off your superior block-building abilities! We guarantee that 80% of players will be blown away by your epic creations and unmatched survival skills. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret hidden treasure guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. Can you outwit them and claim the loot for yourself? Join us now and prove that you’re not just another blockhead!

CraftyLadiesServer

Boundaries, comfortable, Communication, consent, CraftyLadiesServer, Desires, emotional connection, Intimacy, ladies, length, physical connection, Pleasure, Preferences, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, sex, sexual health

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6568
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some wild and wacky adventures!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense mining competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe, and don’t forget about our legendary “Twerk for Diamonds” event every Saturday night!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

IronDomeCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, defense alliance, defense budget, defense capabilities, defense cooperation, defense preparedness, defense strategy, defense system, defense technology, hezbollah, Iron Dome, IronDomeCraft, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, national security, Officials, SECURITY, Server, US, War

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6727
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1939	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

so, liek, u know how in minecraft u gotta build ur own defenses to protect ur base from creepers and zombies and stuff? well, on our server, u gotta be ready for anything cuz we got hezbollah coming for u! but dont worry, we got our own iron dome to protect u from their attacks. but, like, we heard that it might not be enough, so u gotta join our server and help us beef up our defenses! plus, we got llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, so u know it’s gonna be a wild time. come join us and show hezbollah who’s boss!

CraftyCommieTreason

50, ACCUSATION, American, Conflict, Court, CraftyCommieTreason, crime, donation, dual citizenship, Espionage, Immigrant, International, Justice, Legal, Politics, pro-Ukraine, Russian, SECURITY, Treason, trial, WOMAN

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4398
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Votes:	9188
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

come join our minecraft server, where the only crime is not joining! we have a russian american woman on trial for treason because she donated $50 to ukraine! if that doesn’t scream fun and excitement, i don’t know what does! come build with us and maybe you’ll end up in a crazy scandal too! who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one on trial for donating to a cause you believe in! join now for a chance to be part of the madness!

SignCraftLOL

Communication, cultural diversity, cultural understanding, deaf culture, different countries, global communication, language barriers, language differences, language diversity, language equality, language evolution, language perception, linguistic diversity, linguistic variation, Misconception, sign language interpretation, sign language recognition, Sign languages, SignCraftLOL, Spoken languages, stupid

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3979
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	156
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	43

so, like, u know how sign languages r different in diffrent countries? well, that’s like spoken languages being different, but for ur hands, u feel me? but sum peeps think it’s dumb or sumthin.

come join our minecraft server where we have sign language lessons in every language u can think of! u can learn how to communicate with ur hands in chinese, spanish, even klingon! cuz who knows when u might need to talk to a klingon in minecraft, amirite?

we also have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but u gotta know the secret sign language password to get in. it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but with ur hands!

so come join us and learn the universal language of signs. who knows, u might even make friends with a klingon along the way. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

WeebCraft Minecraft Server

anime addiction, anime art, anime characters, Anime Community, anime conventions, anime fan, anime fashion, anime merchandise, anime movies, anime obsession, Anime Series, anime style, anime trends, average weeb, cosplay enthusiast, Japanese culture, looks like, manga lover, Minecraft, Otaku, Server, WeebCraft

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	603
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	15	New Chunks Explored:	832055
Zombie Dances:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where all the villagers go to party. Trust us, you’ve never seen a villager do the moonwalk until you’ve been to our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday night where players have to fight off a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a clucking good time.

Oh, and did we mention the giant pink llama that roams the server, granting wishes to those who can solve its riddles? Yeah, that’s a thing.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as you are, come on over to our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen.

VTubeCraft Minecraft Server

Advertise, advertising, AVtuber, brand awareness, Content Creation, Corpo, digital advertising, digital content, influencer marketing, mental health, mental illness, mentally ill, Messes, Minecraft, online marketing, Promotion, promotional campaigns, Receive, Server, social media promotion, virtual youtuber, VTubeCraft

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8942
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of AVtubers who are always up to some crazy shenanigans! Join us and you’ll receive daily doses of mentally ill messes that will leave you questioning your sanity. From building giant statues of anime characters to hosting virtual concerts with pixelated pop stars, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join the madness and see why everyone is talking about us!

DisgustCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, autism, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, controlling behavior, DisgustCraft, Emotional Abuse, family conflict, family dynamics, financial pressure, intervention, introverted, Jealousy, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Respect, Server, sibling rivalry, strict diet, Support, toxic relationship, understanding relationships

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9890
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Farms Harvested:	718	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your family drama? Look no further! Join our server where players can argue over imaginary trips to Greece and monitor each other’s virtual diets. Our players are so dedicated to their relationships that they’ll block you in-game and cut off all contact just like a real emotional abuser. Who needs therapy when you can join our server and experience the drama firsthand? Come join us and see if you’re the real AITA in this virtual world!