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The Bucks Need To Retire From Being Full Time Competitors Minecraft SMP

Boots, Bucks, Chris Daniels, competitors, dimeless matches, double-Vince, Entertainment, EVPS, full, full time competitors, gms, heel, Minecraft, on-screen characters, Ratings, retiré, Retirement, segments, smp, storylines, tag team, Time, Tony, wrestling, ybs

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	730
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Mines Excavated:	4094	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old GMs who just sit behind a desk all day? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the Young Bucks have retired from full-time competing to become GMs! That’s right, these EVPs are ready to take on the role of on-screen characters without the risk of dimeless matches.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will the Bucks be running the show, but they’ll be doing it in style as double-Vinces, keeping the ratings high and the storylines fresh. With Tony Khan too busy to step into the GM role and Chris Daniels rarely seen, the Young Bucks are here to shake things up and push those storylines to the next level. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and witness the madness unfold!

Punk’s Minecraft SMP Collision

B show, build up, Characters, collision, Collision with Punk, consistent cast of characters, great promo segments, happen, jacked lucha beast, Matches, Minecraft, Punks, Rampage, segments, Show, smp, TV time, Wrestlers, wrestling, wrestling psychology

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1684
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6066	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where players randomly disappear and matches are just thrown together with no thought? Well, look no further because our server is like a collision with Punk – full of great promo segments, a consistent cast of characters, and matches built around basic Minecraft psychology!

But wait, there’s more! Without Punk, our server is basically like Rampage with an extra hour of craziness. We have a jacked lucha beast guy who’s way too good to be trapped on the B-show, and who knows what will happen next on this wild ride of a server!

Join us for non-stop entertainment, insane storylines, and a community like no other. Who needs Punk when you have us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the madness begin!

MikanCraft: Where pigs fly and creepers cry LOL

Citrus, CREEPERS, cry, DELICIOUS, dessert, Favorite, Fly, Fruit, healthy, indulgence, Japan, juicy, lol, love, Mikan, MikanCraft, orange, Peel, Pigs, Refreshing, Seasonal, segments, snack, SWEET, Tasty, vitamin C

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2263
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3010	Crops Grown:	9707
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only currency is Mikan! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with Mikan. But these weren’t just any ordinary Mikan, oh no. These Mikan had magical powers that granted the player super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn! And that’s just the beginning of the adventures you’ll have on our server.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get a pet llama that can shoot lasers from its eyes and a diamond sword that can summon lightning storms at will. Plus, every Sunday we have a Mikan party where we all dress up as giant oranges and dance the night away.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the Mikan madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, on this server, Mikan is life.

Brits vs Romans: Boudica’s Revenge Minecraft Server

ancient history, Boudica, Boudicas, Britain, British History, Brits, Conquest, female leader, Gender Roles, historical figure, History, leadership, military strategy, Minecraft, Rebellion, RESPONSIBILITY, Revenge, Roman conquest, ROMANS, rookie mistake, Server, sexism, slaughter, Undeniable, warrior queen, WOMAN

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9261
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Alien Abductions:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30

Welcome to our legendary Minecraft server where history is rewritten in the most outrageous and hilarious ways! Join us as we dive into the world of Boudica, the ultimate rookie warrior who single-handedly caused the downfall of the Roman Empire in Britain.

Picture this: Boudica, armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a pet chicken, takes on the entire Roman army with her questionable battle tactics. She leads her army of llamas into battle, only to realize they were actually alpacas in disguise. Chaos ensues as she accidentally builds a rollercoaster instead of a fortress, causing her enemies to die of laughter.

But wait, there’s more! Boudica’s trusty sidekick turns out to be a talking sheep who gives her questionable advice on how to defeat her enemies. Together, they embark on a quest to conquer the Minecraft world with their unconventional strategies and unstoppable determination.

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness a woman who defies all odds and redefines history in the most hilarious way possible? Join us now and be a part of the madness!

VShojo+ MineCraft Madness

999, Apricot, froot, geega, hajime, haruka, haruka karibu, henya, Henya THe Genius, Hime, Ironmouse, K9KURO, kson, Kson Souchou, kuro, lig, madness, Mata, Matarakan, mel, Michi Mochievee, Minecraft, mochi, Mouse, projekt melody, vshojo, Vtubers, zen, zentreya, 会長, 総長

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	395
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Void Gems Collected:	35	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Divine Spears Created:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because /vsj+/ is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with vtubers and VShojo madness!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you run into Froot from https://www.twitch.tv/apricot! She’s there to help you dig up some rare diamonds and maybe even drop some sick beats while she’s at it.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to battle it out with GEEGA from https://www.twitch.tv/geega? Well, now’s your chance! Challenge her to a PvP match and see who comes out on top.

And let’s not forget about Haruka from https://www.twitch.tv/harukakaribu! Rumor has it she can summon a dragon with just a flick of her wand. Join her on epic quests and uncover hidden treasures together.

But that’s not all! Henya from https://www.twitch.tv/henyathegenius is here to blow your mind with her redstone creations. Get ready to be amazed by her insane contraptions and mind-boggling builds.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on /vsj+/ for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even run into Kson from https://www.twitch.tv/ksonsouchou or Mata from https://www.twitch.tv/matarakan on your adventures. The possibilities are endless on this wacky and wonderful server!

And remember, keep things comfy and civil by ignoring the haters and reporting any trolls. Let’s make this the best Minecraft server in the universe! 🌟

Non-Toxic Blockheads

accepting, anti-racism, anti-sexism, Blockheads, Diversity, equality, ETHICAL, fair, Gamers, INCLUSIVE, non-biased, non-bigoted, non-discriminatory, non-prejudiced, Nontoxic, open-minded, Positive community, progressive, respectful, socially conscious, tolerant

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5172
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Holy Grails Found:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we only accept gamers who are neither sexist nor racist! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a magical unicorn that will ban anyone who dares to utter a sexist or racist remark. Yes, you heard that right, a magical unicorn!

2. We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties every Friday night. And guess what? The DJ is a talking parrot who only plays bangers.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sword of Justice, wielded by the bravest player who ever lived. Rumor has it that whoever finds this sword will be granted god-like powers in the game.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of this absolutely bonkers Minecraft community!

SleepyCraft: Where Oversleeping is the Ultimate Strategy

Chill out, daily routine, healthy lifestyle, lazy day, leisure time, mental health, mindfulness, morning routine, oversleeping, Relaxation, rest and relaxation, self-care, sleep habits, sleeping in, SleepyCraft, strategy, Stress Management, stress relief, taking it easy, time for yourself, Time management, Ultimate, well-being

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8722
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	7770
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Votes:	9245

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where taking it easy is so hard, you’ll literally oversleep and miss out on all the fun! Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face.

Join us for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored pigs, mine diamonds with a magic pickaxe that shoots out fireworks, and battle against a horde of zombie villagers who just want to borrow a cup of sugar (spoiler alert: they never return it).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move to sick beats and skeletons try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good).

So why wait? Join our bonkers Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to set an alarm so you don’t oversleep and miss out on all the fun.

Crafting Chaos: Beyblade Edition

action figures, Anime, Battles, Beyblade, Beyblade fans, Beyblade X, Chaos, children’s show, Cho Pan, Cho Pan is cute, Collectibles, Crafting, cute, Edition, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fun, japanese animation, Manga, spinning tops, Tournaments, Toys

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9530
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Votes:	8242
Falling into the Void:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret… Cho Pan is actually a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds you’ll ever find. Legend has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll uncover a secret portal to a realm where all your wildest dreams come true.

Oh, and did I mention that our community is filled with the most adorable players you’ll ever meet? They say that if you befriend a player on our server, you’ll be blessed with good luck for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this magical adventure and experience the cuteness of Cho Pan for yourself!

Crafty Memes R Us

4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2983
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	80	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a big ol’ plate of cock for breakfast every morning!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that roams the lands and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of diamonds and bragging rights for eternity.

Looking for a challenge? Look no further than our Pixelated Parkour Palace, where players must navigate through treacherous obstacles and traps to reach the ultimate prize – a golden toilet that grants wishes!

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild ride of adventure, danger, and of course, cock for breakfast!

Blockhead Shenanigans

Analysis, Behavior, Blockhead, causes, coping mechanisms, emotions, Environment, genetics, mental health, patterns, Psychology, reactions, Responses, Shenanigans, social influences, stress, Trauma, triggers, Understanding, upbringing

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3696
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	3944	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most EPIC way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on RAINBOW LLAMAS while battling evil DERPY CREEPERS with EXPLODING PIGS!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our CHOCOLATE RIVER and mine for DANCING DIAMONDS that will grant you UNLIMITED DAB POWER!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a TACO-LOVING DRAGON who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a DANCE BATTLE?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most INSANE and WACKY adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

QueenCraft: Where Vtubing Royalty Rules the Blocks!

blocks, conspiracy theories, digital identity, Disappearance, Gaming, internet celebrity, investigation, missing person, Mystery, Online Community, online fame, online persona, queen of vtubing, QueenCraft, Royalty, rules, social media, speculation, streaming, trending, viral, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtubing

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5137
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Chimeras Created:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Join our Minecraft server and uncover the shocking truth about what really happened to the queen of vtubing! Rumor has it, she was actually a secret ender dragon in disguise all along. Only by joining our server can you discover the hidden secrets of the virtual world and maybe even save the queen from her dragon form! Don’t miss out on this epic adventure filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, plenty of blocky fun!

Mogging Mayhem: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness!

assault, brutal moggings, Crime Prevention, criminal attacks, criminal behavior, Criminal Investigations, dangerous neighborhoods, law enforcement efforts, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Mogging, mugging incidents, personal safety, physical harm, Public Safety, robbery, self defense, Street violence, traumatic experiences, Ultimate, urban crime, Violent crimes, violent encounters

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4925
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs are so savage they’ll make you question your entire existence. 🤯 Join us if you’re ready to face off against zombies that do the cha-cha-cha while attacking, skeletons that moonwalk their way into battle, and creepers that tell dad jokes before exploding.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who hosts a weekly karaoke night at the End City. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you historians. is is of of just and The offts of of of of of of of of of of of of of sn of of of of open of open open 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0.

Crafty Hangover: The Morning After

#covert operations, confusion, conspiracy theories, Crafty, Drones, Espionage, false flag, foreign policy, hangover, international relations, investigation, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Misinformation, missile launch, morning, Mossad agents, Mystery, speculation, Truth, uncertainty

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7681
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Farms Harvested:	359

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where anything is possible, just like the idea of Israel launching a single missile into Iran! But wait, it gets even crazier – rumor has it that it was actually mossad agents using tiny drones to attack Iran. Can you imagine the chaos that ensued? Join our server and experience the unbelievable adventures that await you. Who knows what kind of wild stories you’ll uncover next!