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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 9415 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 | Potions Brewed: | 158 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 154 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie to funky tunes. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Friday night to show off his killer dance moves.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle? Don’t miss out on the madness, join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!