Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a special feature where older women magically appear and become your in-game girlfriends. Who needs Tinder when you have our server? Join now and find your pixelated soulmate today! And yes, they can definitely be found on r9k – just watch out for any creepy Pepe memes lurking around.
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Cougar Craze Minecraft Server
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TasteTestGoneWrong – Minecraft SMP
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Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to taste anything bad again! Our server is filled with magical food that will make your taste buds explode with joy. Rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples taste like a mix between cotton candy and unicorn tears. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident chef, who once cooked a steak so delicious that it made a creeper cry tears of joy.But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what kind of wacky animal will cross your path next. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary rainbow sheep that poops out diamonds.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your taste buds tantalized and your mind blown by the absurdity that awaits you. Who needs reality when you can have a taste of our insane world?
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2050Craft: Wake & Mine!
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Hey there, future Minecrafters! Ever wondered what it would be like to wake up in the year 2050? Well, on our server, you can experience just that! Join us for a wild ride through a futuristic world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)!But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Time Traveling Chicken, who can take you on epic adventures to different time periods. Want to ride a T-Rex in the Jurassic era? No problem! How about building a castle in medieval times? Easy peasy! The possibilities are endless on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to time travel itself! See you in the future, fellow gamers!
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SunkSubs Minecraft Server
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yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is out here sinking russian submarines like it’s no big deal 😂😂😂 we got crazy pvp battles, insane builds, and the wildest community you’ll ever meet. who needs boring old factions when you can be part of a server where anything can happen, even international incidents 😜 join us now and be part of the chaos! #ukrainevsrussia #minecraftmadness 🚀🔥🤪
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CraftyBomberDroneFun
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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! We got a Minecraft server so lit, even Ukraine is fitting guided weapons to its heavy bomber drones just to try and take us down! That’s right, our server is so epic, even countries are getting involved. Join us for the craziest battles you’ve ever seen, build your own fortress and defend it against drone attacks. Who needs regular PvP when you can have drone warfare in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the action, join now and show Ukraine who the real Minecraft champions are!
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KindaSuspicious but Mostly Legit SMP Server – Come Join Us!
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Minecraft Server Overview
Category Information Server Name TotallyNotSuspicious Established 2018 Focus Community interaction FAQ
Question Answer How can I apply to join the server? Apply here and follow the instructions in the #waitlist-form channel on Discord. When does Season 12 start? Season 12 starts on August 2nd. Detailed timings can be found in the server information. What are some reasons to join TotallyNotSuspicious? Reasons include North America hosting, extensive Discord integration, diamond economy, and various events. Do you have mini-seasons on the server? Yes, mini seasons are hosted to bridge larger seasons with custom modpacks.
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AdmitCraft Server
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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a Trump rally? Look no further! Our server is like a political debate gone wrong, with players trying to outdo each other in building walls and crafting ridiculous policies. Imagine a world where Trump and Carson team up to take down the DNC with diamond swords and TNT cannons – that’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server. Join us if you’re ready to build, battle, and make Minecraft great again!
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BullyBash Minecraft Server
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And just like Henry, our server is full of surprises. You never know who’s gonna come to your defense or start a war. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and love triangles.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a high school cafeteria, join us now! And don’t worry, we promise not to fat shame you – unless you’re a chunk of coal, then we might have to roast you a little. 😉
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CraftyCareer vs. ArtisticAmbition
Hey there gamers!So, picture this: you’re mining away in a virtual world, building your dream castle, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. But wait, there’s more! As you explore further, you come across a secret underground village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. And guess what? They want to trade with you for rare space crystals that can power up your weapons and armor.
But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle against a horde of zombie chickens. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.
So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such wild and wacky adventures while also building epic structures and making new friends? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where creativity knows no bounds and the only limit is your imagination? So come on, join us and let the fun begin!
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BreadToBrioche
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But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Golden Carrot Challenge, where players compete to see who can gather the most golden carrots in a single day. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made entirely out of enchanted golden apples!
So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious food adventures in Minecraft, join us on our server and prepare to feast like never before! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be dining on dirt blocks while sipping on a potion of invisibility – the possibilities are endless!
