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CoupCraft: RusArm Edition

allege, armenia, Caucasus region, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, CoupCraft, eastern europe, Edition, Espionage, foreign interference, former Soviet republic, government intervention., international relations, investigation, Kremlin, Overthrow, political manipulation, Political unrest, power struggle, prosecutors, RusArm, russia

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2442
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dimension Hops:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russia tried to stage a coup in armenia but failed miserably so now we have a bunch of angry russian players looking for revenge in the virtual world. watch out for flying borscht and vodka potions as you navigate through our insane custom maps and battle against players who may or may not be secret russian agents. join now for a chance to save armenia from the evil clutches of putin and his army of minecraft warriors. it’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it.

Loot ‘n’ Scoot: The Minecraft Server

consumer behavior, consumer culture, consumer goods, consumer psychology, consumer society, consumerism, consumption habits., decluttering, Detachment, dispossession, Impermanence, letting go, Loot, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, ownership, personal belongings, possessions, scoot, Server, transience

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9671
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt.

plus, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one time i respawned as a potato and it was hilarious.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Caffeine Craze: Java & Chai

antioxidants, caffeinated, Caffeine, caffeine consumption, Cancer prevention, cardiovascular health, Chai, coffee, CRAZE, diabetes prevention, disease prevention, diseases, health benefits, Health benefits of coffee, Health benefits of tea, Health studies, java, Longevity, Lower disease risk., lower risk, neurological diseases, polyphenols, research findings, tea

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5789
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	New Chunks Explored:	43879
Dragon Eggs Found:	9809	Farms Harvested:	262
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the coffee and tea are caffienated to the max!!! u will be so hyped up on caffiene u will be building like a madman!! plus, studies show that caffienated coffee and tea may lower ur risk of diseases, so why not join our server and live forever??? build, mine, and drink ur way to immortality on our caffienated minecraft server!!!

The Crazy Minecraft Server

ARAALDD, ARIDSHUVUUUUU, ASAHHH, BOGGDDD, CHIINNNGGH, CHINNNNG, CHOOONNNN, crazy, DELKHIDEEEG, EEEIIIGAZZZZZAAARRRR, EYEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH, EZZEENN, GANBOLLLLDD, heyy, HICHEENEG, HIMOORAA, Hoodoo, HUCCHHHHT, ISAAAYYY, ISSKHAAAA, MENNDDAY, Minecraft, MONGOLL, NNGALLLL, RELEHEGGG, SEEEEENNNN, Server, SHIGGGGIII, SHIGGGHUCCHTTAAAAYYYYY, TENGAREE, throat singing, TMESSNIIIID, UNNDDAAAAAAASSSSS, WOHHNNN, ZAYATTAI

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4428
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5376
Runes Activated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Minecraft SMP – MS Paint Draw Thread

all skill levels, art, artist resources, Community, creativity, Discord, doodles, download links, draw, drawing, Fun, layer styles, Minecraft, MS Paint Draw Thread, mspdt, paint, Past Threads., pressure-free, Resources, silly, smp, Thread, Tips

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2459
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of sweating over your pixel-perfect builds in Minecraft? Do you just want to chill and draw some silly doodles without any pressure of being good? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!

ScaredCraft: Dare to Build!

Adventure, Bravery, breaking barriers, BUILD, conquering fears, courage, embracing fear, facing challenges, facing fears, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, pursuing dreams, pushing boundaries, ScaredCraft, Self Discovery, self improvement, stepping into the unknown, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, trying new things, trying something new

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7117
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of a diamond-encrusted bow? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decisions. Who needs to be scared when you can have this much fun? So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your life choices.

RedLineRumble Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, long-range strikes, military conflict, military strategy, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, political tension, putin, Red Lines, RedLineRumble, russia, Secretary General, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6660
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Towns Built:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

lol imagine a world where nato secretary general is like nah putin we ain’t scared of your red lines we gonna keep on strikin ukraine like it’s our job. come join our minecraft server where we take on putin and his crazy red lines with our long-range strikes and epic battles. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to the moon where we battle space aliens. join us and show putin who’s boss in this wacky world of minecraft madness.

BabyBlockers Minecraft

BabyBlockers, birth rate, career focus, childfree, Chile, cultural norms, Decision making, declining birth rates, demographics, Family Planning, fertility, gender equality, Minecraft, Motherhood, personal choice, population decline, reproductive health, social trends, societal expectations, south america, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2031
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58

come join our epic minecraft server where the birth rate is so low cuz all the women are too busy playing minecraft! we have magical powers that make you never want to leave the game, like seriously, we had a player who tried to log off and ended up getting sucked into the computer screen, now they live in minecraft land forever! plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of exploding. so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

Steam Bucket Prank Shop

#Automotive, auto parts, bucket, bucket of steam, comedy, funny, gag gifts, hilarious, humor, inventory, joke products, Mechanics, new guy, Practical Jokes, prank, pranks, Shop, shop supplies, Steam, stores, Tools, Trickery, unexpected items, workplace humor

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	679
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and suddenly you’re transported to a world where auto parts stores sell joke products! like, you ask for a bucket of steam as a joke, but then they actually have it! can you believe it? it’s like a dream come true for all the pranksters out there. join our server for a chance to experience the wackiest and most unpredictable adventures in minecraft. who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wild and hilarious world! come on, what are you waiting for? hop on and let the madness begin!

Plasma Hole Blasters

astronomical discovery, Astronomy, Astrophysics, black hole, Blasters, Celestial, Cosmic, discovery, emission, Galactic, Gigantic, Hole, jets, Massive, massive black hole, pair, Phenomenon, Plasma, plasma jets, scientific observation, Space, Universe

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	157
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7913	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

OMG GUYS, DIS SERVER BE LIKE A GIANT BLACK HOLE WITH PLASMA JETS SHOOTIN’ OUT EVERYWHERE! IT’S LIT AF, YOU GOTTA JOIN TO EXPERIENCE DA CRAZINESS. IMAGINE BUILDIN’ YOUR HOUSE WHILE DODGIN’ PLASMA JETS, IT’S A REAL ADRENALINE RUSH, YO. PLUS, THE BLACK HOLE BE LIKE A PORTAL TO ANOTHER DIMENSION WHERE PIGS FLY AND CREEPERS WEAR TOP HATS. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET WEIRD TOGETHER!