We got more curves than a rollercoaster and more blocks than a Tetris convention!
Join now and get ready to smack some creepers with that big fat butt of yours!
Don’t miss out on the chance to twerk your way to victory in the pixelated world of absolute madness!
Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.
But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.
Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.
And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous elves who have been banished from the North Pole for being too naughty. They’ve brought their naughty list with them and are looking for players who can keep up with their wild antics.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries and explore the more risqué side of gaming, then come join us on /ERP/ – Erotic Roleplay ThreadOn The Naughty List Edition. Just be prepared for things to get a little… heated.
Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and plenty of laughs. Our community is full of alt brats who are just waiting to cause some trouble. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner troll run wild!
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure, and embark on quests that will make you question reality. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Cum Pumping Challenge, where players compete to see who can post the most faces they want to pump full of cum.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!
Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, participate in epic dance-offs with creepers, and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine (like a giant toilet made out of obsidian).
But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet slime named Larry who will follow you around and give you hugs (or try to eat your face, it’s a toss-up).
So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, we can’t guarantee anything with all the chaos going on)!
| Located in | Chicago, USA |
| Join us on Discord | https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe |
Founded April, 2019, Straight Up is a small, “run from home” style anarchy server, intended to create a laid-back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible.
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| [🧨] PvP and griefing | Permitted. No land claims or land protect. |
| [💻] Stable server performance | |
| [🌎] No world resets | Many servers boast this, but few have stuck around as long as we have. |
| [🍪] Quality of life changes | Kill players to obtain their head. Eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed. |
| [‼️] Effective anticheat | Unobtrusive but effective anticheat to maintain server performance. |
| [🚫] No features | No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. Just Straight Up survival Minecraft. |
Straight Up has migrated to a new IP address: play.straightupminecraft.com
StraightUp now operates on Pufferfish, a high-performance fork of Paper. Expect improved performance, including faster chunk loading, and less strain on the server from mob pathfinding.
No, land claims or land protection is not allowed on Straight Up. It is an anarchy server where PvP and griefing are permitted.
Straight Up does not have world resets. The server prides itself on maintaining the same world without resets.
Straight Up has an effective anti-cheat system to ensure fair gameplay and maintain server performance.
Patch Notes (7.05) include updates like pigs flying and cows doing the moonwalk.
Looking for resources, Free Companies, or Linkshells? Look no further, we’ve got it all!
And don’t miss our Moonfire Faire event from August 8th to August 26th, where you can battle giant creepers and ride dragons.
Join our meetups, like the CC Meetup where we discuss the best way to build a castle out of diamond blocks. Or the Murderous Twins X – Lets Kill Eachother! Meetup where you can team up with your Minecraft twin to take down other players.
Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and let the blocky adventures begin!
Join us if you want to experience coding in Minecraft like never before. Our players don’t just build houses and farms, they build entire functioning computers and program robots to do their bidding. Who needs redstone when you have actual lines of code running the show?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ship-It-Or-Die challenge. Every week, players must come up with the most outrageous and ridiculous product ideas, code them into existence, and ship them out to the rest of the server. Failure to do so results in being banished to the dreaded “Bug Island” where you must survive on nothing but stale bread and expired milk.
So if you’re ready to push the boundaries of Minecraft gameplay and coding creativity, join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to code and ship like a pro!
Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, just like the time a player tried to sneak past our vigilant moderators by disguising themselves as a block of dirt. Needless to say, they didn’t fool us for long!
Our server is so exclusive, even the most determined players will have to call in backup from their Minecraft-savvy sons just to navigate our treacherous terrain. But hey, that’s all part of the fun!
So come on over and join us on our server, where the rules are strict, the adventures are wild, and the laughs are endless. Just remember, no driving down closed streets allowed – even if you have a handicapped parking tag!
Join us and become a professional llama wrangler, where you’ll spend your days herding llamas through treacherous terrain and dodging their spit attacks. Or how about becoming a professional chicken jockey, where you’ll ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick?
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you can also become a professional tree whisperer, where you’ll communicate with the trees to help them grow faster and stronger. Or become a professional rainbow unicorn hunter, where you’ll hunt down elusive rainbow unicorns and tame them to ride into battle against your enemies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious jobs in Minecraft!
Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults! Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Reviewed and approved | by Mojang and Gamersafer for inclusion on the Official Minecraft Server List! |
| State of the art hardware | on Chicago’s fiber optic backbone ensures superior stability and performance worldwide! |
| Integrated Discord server | Connect and chat seamlessly via Discord server. |
| Java-Bedrock Crossplay | Enjoy crossplay from any device! |
| Recurring events | Weekly Bed Wars tournaments and Discord watch parties. |
| Game modes and places to explore | Dungeons, quests, and vaults with unique prizes. |
| Protection options | Keep your builds safe with multiple protection options. |
| Economy | Balanced, diamond-based economy with Player Shops & Jobs. |
| Public farms and resource worlds | Lots of public farms and eco-friendly resource worlds. |
| Best online community | Members from all walks of life. |
Our goal is to be your oasis away from drama and screaming children, a place to unwind and have a little fun and get creative. Our philosophy is to always enhance the game, not take away from it. We are laid-back and won’t get on your case about language, but still request that everyone be respectful of the many cultures that find a home here. We have been directly reviewed and approved by Mojang for MUG/EULA compliance, and we encourage and welcome feedback from all of our users.
If you like the place and the rules fit your style, apply for permissions at BadWolfMC.com!
| Rule | Description |
|---|---|
| All players must be 18+ | Only players 18 years of age or older are allowed. |
| No Griefing | Breaking or placing blocks within another player’s area is prohibited. |
| No Client Mods/Exploits | Client modifications other than Optifine or exploits are not allowed. |
| No Advertising/Spam | No advertising or spamming in chat. |
| Common Sense/Maturity | Respectful behavior, no harassment, sexism, racism, or hate speech. |
Come take a look around as our guest at IP: play.badwolfmc.com. We look forward to seeing you in game!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your long-lost biological brother shows up and starts building a giant statue of the girl you used to fantasize about. But wait, there’s more! The girl you jerked off to for five years every night is now dating a creeper who sells dope on the side. Talk about drama!
But don’t worry, because on our server, even the craziest situations have a silver lining. Just when you think things can’t get any weirder, God himself intervenes and sends a five-year-old girl to guide you through a maze of lava pits and zombie hordes. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?
So why wait? Join us on this rollercoaster of a server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even run into Papa John himself serving up pizza in the Nether. It’s just another day in the wacky world of Minecraft!
We understand the importance of family events, just like the wedding where your daughter must wear a dress or face the consequences. Don’t worry, we won’t leave anyone with a babysitter – unless they’re a creeper trying to crash the party!
Join now for a chance to navigate through family dynamics, dress shopping quests, and emotional meltdowns – all in the name of love and weddings. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and fashionable at the same time?
Forget regretting your addiction to Netflix or caffeine, because on our server, you’ll be too busy regretting not joining sooner! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start regretting all the time you wasted on other addictions!