We got more curves than a rollercoaster and more blocks than a Tetris convention!
Join now and get ready to smack some creepers with that big fat butt of yours!
Don’t miss out on the chance to twerk your way to victory in the pixelated world of absolute madness!
Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.
But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.
Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.
And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous elves who have been banished from the North Pole for being too naughty. They’ve brought their naughty list with them and are looking for players who can keep up with their wild antics.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries and explore the more risqué side of gaming, then come join us on /ERP/ – Erotic Roleplay ThreadOn The Naughty List Edition. Just be prepared for things to get a little… heated.
Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and plenty of laughs. Our community is full of alt brats who are just waiting to cause some trouble. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner troll run wild!
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure, and embark on quests that will make you question reality. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Cum Pumping Challenge, where players compete to see who can post the most faces they want to pump full of cum.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!
Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, participate in epic dance-offs with creepers, and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine (like a giant toilet made out of obsidian).
But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet slime named Larry who will follow you around and give you hugs (or try to eat your face, it’s a toss-up).
So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, we can’t guarantee anything with all the chaos going on)!