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The Poopocalypse: Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9951
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ores Mined:	2422
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never question how much poop is scattered throughout the server. Seriously, it’s everywhere. But hey, at least it adds a nice, rustic touch to the landscape, right?

Join us for epic adventures like trying to tame the wild poop monsters that roam the land, or participating in our annual Poop Olympics where players compete in events like Poop Hurdles and Poop Tossing. Trust us, it’s a real blast.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Poop Sword, rumored to be the most powerful weapon in the game. Just be careful not to get too close to it, or you might get a whiff of its deadly stench.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and embrace the chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your shovel and a strong stomach.

PixelPerfect Minecraft Server

Minecraft, PixelPerfect, Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7868
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Are you tired of your mom constantly trying to show off your achievements on social media? Join our Minecraft server where your accomplishments are kept private and your mom can’t brag about you to her friends!

We understand the struggle of wanting to keep things to yourself, that’s why on our server, we prioritize your privacy and personal space. No more worrying about your mom sharing your graduation photo without your consent – we’ve got your back!

Plus, if your wife ever betrays you by sending that photo to your mom behind your back, we’ll make sure she faces the consequences in-game (no physical violence, of course). So come join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience where you can escape the chaos of family dynamics and just focus on building and exploring!

CraftyCampNoWay

bad behavior, Boundaries, boy power trip, camping trip, Communication, compromise, CraftyCampNoWay, cranky, custody, dramatic, emotional, family dynamics, moody, parenting, puberty, refusal, social media, stepdad, Strict Parenting, tween, uncle

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1394
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of tween boy power trips? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual puberty playground, complete with moody, emotional, and cranky players just like Ethan. Join us for some epic play fights and death stares, all while navigating the delicate balance of giving space and boundaries.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is the perfect escape for those who are tired of family drama. Sick of your mom and stepdad posting embarrassing pictures of you online? Join our server and never worry about unwanted social media exposure again. We promise not to post any pictures of you, unless you’re doing something super cool and fun (and between the ages of 14 to 25, of course).

And if you ever find yourself in a custody battle over Labor Day camping trips, don’t worry – we’ve got your back. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can stand your ground and refuse to go on family trips without fear of being forced against your will. Plus, we have strict rules against meddling stepdads and uncles calling the shots – because here, the players are in charge.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server around, where tween boy power trips are not only accepted, but encouraged. Who knew virtual puberty could be so much fun?

ForbiddenFragrance

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7131
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Potions Brewed:	161	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Are you tired of smelling roses and lavender all day? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can indulge in the intoxicating scent of freshly baked creeper pies and smelly zombie feet! Join us for a whiff of excitement and adventure like never before! Who knew that forbidden smells could be so enticing in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let your nostrils be tantalized like never before!

TreePhoto Minecraft Server

air pollution, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, ecological damage, ecosystem, environmental degradation, environmental impact, Environmental Science, global warming, microplastics, Minecraft, nanoplastics, photosynthesis, plant health, plastic particles, Pollution, research, scientific study, Server, Tree, tree health, TreePhoto

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8899
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Farms Harvested:	859
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where nanoplastics are interfering with tree photosynthesis! why would you want to miss out on all the wacky adventures of trying to save the trees while building your own epic treehouse fortress? plus, who wouldn’t want to see what happens when you mix nanoplastics with creepers? it’s a wild ride of chaos and creativity that you won’t find anywhere else. so come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some seriously messed up fun on our server!

PutinCraft: Mongolian Adventure

Adventure, Arrest warrant, diplomatic visit, global politics, government visit, head of state, HUMAN RIGHTS, International Criminal Court, international relations, justice system, Kremlin, legal implications, legal obligations, mongolia, Mongolian, official announcement, political trip, PutinCraft, russian president, summit meeting, Travel itinerary, Vladimir Putin, world leader

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4857
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

OMG u guyz u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz Vladimir Putin is gonna visit Mongolia next week and he’s gonna play with us! He’s gonna bring his pet bear and ride it around spawn, it’s gonna be lit AF! Plus, if u join, u might get a chance to arrest him and hand him over to the International Criminal Court for some extra loot or something. It’s gonna be wild, so join now before Putin steals all our diamonds! #PutinPlaysMinecraft #MinecraftDiplomacy

GutCraft: Poopocalypse!

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5576
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

So, like, yo, join dis Minecraft server cuz we got da cure for constipation, bro! Our virtual world is filled with magical microorganisms that will keep yo gut in check, no more bloating or abdominal pain, y’all! And get this, if you’re over 60, our server will literally make yo bowels move like never before, it’s like a virtual laxative, dude! So come on and join us, where constipation is a thing of the past and poopin’ is a party!

”SmiteCraft Server”

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3765
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon that will blow your mind – the Smite Bros! These guys are like the Avengers of Minecraft, except they’re all decked out in diamond armor and ready to kick some creeper butt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who are known for their epic pranks and hilarious antics. You never know what they’ll do next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off the whole time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare resources.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most epic Minecraft server of all time and prepare for a wild ride with the Smite Bros, the Blocky Bandits, and a whole lot of crazy adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SassySistersMC SMP – “Why are creepers so explosive?”

CREEPERS, discrimination, double standards, Emotional Abuse, explosive, female aggression, female anger, female competition, female empowerment, female insecurity, female resentment, female rivalry, female solidarity, gender inequality, gender stereotypes, hateful, Misogyny, SassySistersMC, sexism, smp, societal pressure, toxic behavior, toxic femininity, Women

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5270
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Ores Mined:	6872
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Tired of getting griefed by creepers and zombies? Looking for a place where women aren’t constantly trying to steal your diamonds? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got a community of players who are all about building epic bases and going on wild adventures. Plus, our server is so safe that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Join us and leave those hateful women behind – it’s time to game in peace and harmony!

SisInLawSuxButILoveMinecraft

aita, baby shower, best friends, Canada, Communication, December 6, December 7, due date, eras tour, location sharing, maternity leave, nest egg, Pregnancy, San Diego, SELLING, SisInLawSuxButILoveMinecraft, sister-in-law, Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift fan, TICKETS, ultrasound pics, vancouver

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3765
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Buildings Constructed:	27	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Potions Brewed:	87	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: You spawn in and immediately find yourself in a world where pigs fly and creepers dance to Taylor Swift songs. That’s right, we’ve got a special Taylor Swift-themed area where you can jam out while building your dream base.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is known for its epic baby shower events. That’s right, we throw the wildest baby showers in all of Minecraft. You never know what surprises await you, from baby zombies in diapers to diamond pacifiers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a strict “no nail tech stealing concert tickets” policy. So rest assured, your tickets to the Eras Tour are safe with us.

So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who won’t ditch you for a nail tech. See you in the game!