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PirateCraft: No Spoilers, Just Creepers

Bepo, blackbeard, break next week, Brogy, CREEPERS, dory, Dragon.., Egghead, Enel, giant milk, giants, gorosei, law, Luffy, MARINES, Newkama Island, one piece, PirateCraft, sabo, Saint Saturn, spoilers, spunk, Zolo

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	879
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Towns Built:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the wildest adventures just like in the world of One Piece! Imagine a world where Law and Bepo are Blackbeard’s prisoners, Luffy is fighting the Gorosei, and Zolo is getting involved in all sorts of crazy antics.

Picture this: Luffy stops mid-fight to give Zolo a big sloppy head, causing Zolo to come buckets all over the Gorosei. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, the giants start jerking off all over Zolo, Luffy, and the Gorosei – it’s chaos like you’ve never seen before!

But wait, there’s more! The giants unleash their special move, flooding the island with their seed and covering everyone in sight. Even Saint Saturn mistakenly takes a sip of giant milk and hilarity ensues. And don’t even get us started on what’s happening over at Newkama Island – Dragon smoking a fat blunt while Sabo cleans the toilet, only to be interrupted by the unexpected arrival of Enel.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the world of One Piece, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime – just be ready for anything, because with us, the break next week is never guaranteed!

MythicalCraft: Where Greeks can finally be proud of their mythology!

amazement, Ancient, culture, education, fascination, Finally, Goddesses, Gods, greek mythology, greeks, heritage, History, Legends, MEDUSA, MythicalCraft, Mythology, mythology enthusiasts, Myths, pride, Primary school, Proud, storytelling, tradition

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6302
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	9151
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Are you ready to dive into a world of Greek mythology like never before? Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles with Medusa, Zeus, and other legendary figures from ancient Greece! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually living in Mount Olympus.

But that’s not all – we have special quests where you can team up with Hercules to defeat the Hydra, or even go on a quest to find the Golden Fleece with Jason and the Argonauts. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the entrance to the Underworld and meet Hades himself!

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner Greek hero. Who knows, you might even become a legend yourself!

Pissy Cunny Chronicles: Where Kronii and Gura’s Minecraft Adventures Begin!

Adventures, Chronicles, cleaning, cunny, cyberbullying, DISRESPECTFUL, EMBARRASSING, gura, Guras, Humiliation, hygiene, inappropriate, internet culture, kohai, Kronii, Mentorship, Minecraft, peer pressure, PISSY, pissy cunny, public shaming, ridicule, shame, twitch streamer, Virtual idol, Vtuber

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5974
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4272
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where anything goes – even if it involves questionable hygiene practices between Vtuber idols. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, laughs, and maybe even some questionable decisions that will have you saying, “What in the blocky world did I just witness?” So come on, join us and see why everyone is talking about our server – just be prepared for the unexpected, like having to clean up after your senpai’s messes.

Limbus LOLz: Where the Creepers are our Employees!

Actors, art, Audience, creativity, CREEPERS, Drama, employees, Entertainment, Experience, Impressive.., Like it, Limbus, limbus company, live show, lolz, memorable, Performance, production, Recommend, review, Stage, storytelling, TALENTED, Theater

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1948
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Items Found:	6796
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back again.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafting Chaos: Where Even Steve Asks ‘What’s the Point?’

America, antisemitic, Asks, biden, Chaos, CHRISTIANS, Crafting, Democrat, election, fbi, FEMA death camp, golom, Government, Kang, Kike, kudos, point, POL, politically incorrect, REPUBLICAN, revolt, slaughter, steve, Ukraine, Voting, whats, Zelensky

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8168
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Animals Bred:	186
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing politically incorrect is how many creepers we let blow up your creations!

Join us and choose between two candidates for mayor: a zombie with a (D) after his name or a skeleton with an (R) after his name. It’s not like your vote matters anyway, just like in the real world where elections are stopped and candidates are installed like mods.

Don’t worry about revolting, the only revolting thing here is the amount of zombies Zelensky is sending to slaughter innocent villagers. But hey, at least they didn’t call him antisemitic, right?

So come join our server, where /pol/ is just a honey pot for creepers and the only list you’ll end up on is the one for the most epic builds!

Minecraft Mayhem: ‘/hg/ – Halo General’ Server – Where Spartans Mine and Craft in Style!

#CommunityUpdate, #HaloGeneral, #HaloWaypoint, #MasterChiefCollection, #MCCUpdate, #OperationLaunch, #RevenueStream, #SpartanKelly087, #SunderedShowdown, #SupportEnded, #TerminalEdition, #TheYappeningII, Craft, gamingbible, general, Halo, haloinfinite, MAYHEM, Minecraft, News, rainbowsixsiege, Server, Spartans, Style, Trailer, update, Xbox

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	298
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate terminal edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret Halo Infinite update that gives you the power to spawn in a YapYap the Destroyer army to take over the server. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

2. Our community update involves a Sundered Showdown where players have to battle it out using only their bare hands and a potato. Who will emerge victorious? Join to find out!

3. The latest MCC update includes a feature where you can ride on Spartan Kelly-087’s back as she takes on Rainbow Six Siege. It’s like a crossover episode you never knew you needed!

4. Need more reasons to join? How about the fact that MCC support was ended because the developers couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server. That’s right, we broke the game with our epicness!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the insanity for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our Minecraft server today!

VirginCraft: Where Normgroids Roam and Funny Things Happen

18 year old, age, cultural expectations, double standards, Drugs, funny, happen, Hypocrisy, judgment, Marriage, MARRIED, morality, Normgroids, relationships, roam, social norms, societal pressure, society, Virgin, VirginCraft, whoring out, WOMAN, young

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3943
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Void Armor Forged:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the normgroids and their ridiculous standards! On our server, you can marry whoever you want, even if they’re just a blocky pixel person. Plus, we have a special drug-themed area where you can mine for “diamonds” and get high on the virtual experience. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in Minecraft? Join now and let your inner normgroid-free self shine!

Minecraft Boomer Server: ‘I’m 20 and this is still deep’

“Youth, >20 years old, 20, age, boomer, Contemplative, deep, Experience, Introspective, life lessons, Maturity, Meaningful, Minecraft, Nostalgia, personal growth, Profound, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Server, thoughtful, Timeless, true classic, wisdom

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6300
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a true classic that will make you feel like a 20-year-old philosopher pondering the meaning of life.

Join us and embark on epic quests that will challenge your mind and your Minecraft skills. Build towering castles, explore mysterious dungeons, and battle fearsome dragons that will make you question your sanity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking cows who will guide you on your journey with their wisdom and cheesy puns. And if you’re lucky, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the deep, mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, it’s a true classic that will leave you saying, “I’m 20 and this is still deep.”

Crafty Cringe Faces: The Minecraft Server

awkward, Crafty, cringe, cringeworthy, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, Diversity, Expressions, faces, facial expressions, ignorance, Minecraft, prejudice, race relations, racial behavior, racial stereotypes, Server, social awkwardness, social norms, Stereotypes, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situations, white people

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5900
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of seeing white people make cringeworthy faces in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where all the players have perfectly normal faces! No more awkward smiles or weird expressions, just blocky characters having a blast in our virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered deep within the server. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to cringeworthy faces and hello to a world of endless possibilities and llama dance parties!

CraftyEngineer24’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

24 years old, ACADEMIC, Adventure, age, Challenges, college, Country, CraftyEngineer24s, determination, education, engineering degree, Epic, Experience, first year, learning, Minecraft, opportunities, perseverance, repeating, STUDENT, studying, success, third time, University

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7472
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Enchantments Applied:	100	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Divine Spears Created:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of studying for the same degree over and over again like this poor soul? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the endless cycle of academic doom and join a community of players who have also failed at adulting!

Join us for a chance to build your dream world where you can finally succeed at something, unlike this poor soul who just can’t seem to catch a break in real life. Who needs a degree when you can have a virtual empire in Minecraft, am I right?

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some fails, and maybe even some success (unlike this poor guy). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one engineering dropout at a time!