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| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 6859 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | New Chunks Explored: | 980101 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of chickens wearing top hats. Why? Because why not! Our server is filled with random events and surprises around every corner. One time, a player accidentally turned their house into a giant cake and had to live with it for a week. Another time, a group of players formed a band and held a concert in the Nether. The possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! We have custom plugins that allow you to ride pigs into battle, summon llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and even turn yourself into a block of cheese (yes, really). And did we mention the monthly hot dog eating contest? Winner gets a diamond block!
So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, only Germans will truly understand the hidden humor within our server. Guten tag, my friends!
