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CraftyGifts Minecraft Server

Apology, christmas gift, Coat, Communication, communication skills, Conflict, CraftyGifts, Decision making, Ego, EMBARRASSMENT, Friend, gift giving, Honesty, husband, Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, online shopping, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, social etiquette

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3725
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	859	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
New Chunks Explored:	191913	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life relationships? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without worrying about lost links or forgotten gifts!

Join us for a world of endless possibilities, where you can create your own long winter coats and never have to rely on anyone else for Christmas presents. Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and leave all the real-life drama behind.

So why wait? Join us now and leave the lies, excuses, and hurt egos at the door. Build your own virtual paradise and never worry about misplaced links or forgotten gifts again!

Name: “OffensiveDaveMC”

Adopted, bullying, confusion, conservative area, cultural appropriation, culture, Diversity, Friends, Identity, judgement, legal name, Mulan, name change, offensive, OffensiveDaveMC, personal choice, racism, social norms, tolerance, White, WIBTA

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	199
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old white names? Want to spice up your Minecraft experience with a name that’s straight out of a movie? Join our server and embrace your inner Mulan (yes, like the Disney princess)!

Experience the confusion and bullying firsthand as you navigate through a conservative town filled with white names and white people. But fear not, once you move away and join our server, you’ll be free to be your true Mulan self without judgment.

Don’t let anyone tell you that cultural appropriation is a bad thing when it comes to choosing your Minecraft name. Embrace the uniqueness and stand out from the crowd as the one and only Mulan in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventures begin!

HateCrafters

ANNOYING, arrogance, bad manners, BETRAYAL, Betrayal of Trust, dishonesty, dislike, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, frustrating, hate, HateCrafters, ignorance, inconsiderate, insensitivity, intolerance, lack of empathy, people, Pet Peeves, rude behavior, Selfishness

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3817
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Animals Bred:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Votes:	2809	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other servers who steal your diamonds and blow up your creations? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no griefing” policy! We even have a special jail for griefers where they have to mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army” – a group of highly trained chickens who will protect you from any would-be griefers or mobs. These chickens are armed with diamond swords and have been known to take down even the toughest of enemies.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether where you can battle against a giant zombie pigman boss for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Dream Pod DNA Harvest

Artificial Intelligence, Conspiracy Theory, Dna, DNA harvesting, dream, dream manipulation, dystopian, FANTASY, futuristic, genetic engineering, Harvest, matrix, pod, pod people, Robots, Sci Fi, science fiction, Sleep, speculation, speculative fiction, subconscious, Technology, virtual reality, wet dreams

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6536
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ores Mined:	6550	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Animals Bred:	173	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because, like, the pigs wear sunglasses and the chickens can breakdance. It’s like a party in your computer, dude.

And get this, the trees talk to you in a British accent and give you advice on how to build the sickest treehouse ever. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

Oh, and did I mention that the diamonds are actually magical unicorn poop? Yeah, that’s right. Mine those sparkly turds and become the richest player on the server.

So, like, if you wanna have the most epic time of your life and hang out with the weirdest creatures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s like a trip to Wonderland on steroids.

VA Guilds

Address, Checking, Chill, Discord, Guilds, interested, JOINING, occasional, Recommend, Server, smp

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2268
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Emeralds Found:	4485
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	VAGuilds
Server Address	VAGuilds.mcpro.io
Mods	More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, Guilds
Description	A chill SMP server with occasional PvP, perfect for players who enjoy guild activities

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the address VAGuilds.mcpro.io
What mods are installed on the server?	The server has mods including More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, and Guilds
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed but it is occasional and not the main focus of the server
How can I learn more about the server?	Join the server’s Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/TKQy2PQWKK

Mystic Sands 1.21.2

1.21.2, animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal diet, animal habitat, animal research, conservation, Cooking, desert animals, desert ecosystem, Endangered species, herbivore, Jerboa, mystic, nocturnal animals, rodent, sand dunes, sands, small mammals, Tapir, unique animals, wildlife, wildlife observation

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4600
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2843	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got jerboas and tapirs cooking up some crazy shiz! Like, who even knew those animals could cook, right? But on this server, anything is possible! Join now and witness the culinary skills of these epic creatures firsthand! It’s a total game-changer, man!

MommaSaidNoGriefers

biological child, cooking criticism, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, grandmother, insulted daughter, MommaSaidNoGriefers, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s party, stepchild, STEPDAUGHTER, stepmother

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1974
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	765
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server with drama hotter than a lava pit? Look no further than our server, where family gatherings are more intense than a creeper explosion!

Join us and experience the thrill of family dynamics gone wrong, just like in this crazy story. Cook up some drama with your stepmother and grandmother, and see who can out-spice the other in the ultimate cooking showdown.

With more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, our server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the End. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft world!

MovieSMP_CharSelect

Acting, anime character, Antagonist, COSPLAY, dream come true, dream job, dream role, fantasy role, favorite character, fictional character, Hero, iconic character, imagination, movie character, MovieSMP_CharSelect, opportunity, Protagonist, Role Model, role-play, series character, wish fulfillment

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8831
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrrrr. Like, I heard that if you join, you get to play as your favorite movie, series, or anime character. Like, imagine being Iron Man and flying around shooting creepers with your repulsor beams. Or being Naruto and using your ninja skills to build the sickest base ever.

And get this, there’s this secret underground city where only the elite players can go. I heard that there’s a hidden treasure chest with like, a million diamonds in it. And if you find it, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs.

Plus, the admin is this super cool dude who dresses up as a wizard and grants wishes to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. I heard that someone wished for a house made entirely out of cake and the admin actually made it happen.

So yeah, if you want to have the most epic, hilarious, and insane Minecraft experience of your life, you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BirthdayBlunderCraft

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4738
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
New Chunks Explored:	479995	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Are you tired of forgetting important dates and scrambling to find a last-minute gift for your special someone? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and you’ll have access to our exclusive “Birthday Forget-Me-Not” plugin, which automatically generates a virtual gift for your loved one whenever you forget their birthday. From diamond swords to enchanted armor, we’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Cupid’s Arrow” minigame, where players can compete to win the heart of their crush by shooting them with arrows of love. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure on the server that holds the key to eternal happiness and unlimited diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server today and never worry about forgetting a birthday gift again!

CraftyCreeper8Billion

$8 billion, arms sale, arms transfer, biden, Congress, CraftyCreeper8Billion, Defense, defense budget, defense industry, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, military support, Notification, political news, SECURITY, united states, weapons deal, weapons procurement

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5277
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we sell $8 billion arms to israel!! we got diamond swords for days and creepers that explode like fireworks! build your own white house and declare yourself president of the server! watch out for the zombie pigmen, they’re secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of chickens! join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!