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Apocalyptic Realm 1.20.2
Guys, listen up, I’m back with a repost of my X thread because it got archived and I need to warn you before it’s too late. By July 16, 2026, MJ12 is gonna launch a fake alien invasion. These so-called ‘aliens’ are actually biological androids perfected in the mid-70s with an on and off switch. The secret government calls them PLFs – ‘programmed life forms’. And get this, they’re gonna pilot ARVs – ‘Alien Reproduction Vehicles’, which are basically UFOs that humans back-engineered. But here’s the kicker – they’re only gonna launch a few hundred of these ARVs, but they’re gonna use Project Blue Beam to make it look like there’s thousands of them using holographic tech. The invasion is gonna last until September 2027, but two months before that, the UN is gonna restore communication to announce that we need to unite as a one-world government to defeat our common enemy. Sound familiar? During that announcement, they’re gonna bring out the real aliens and say they’re here to help, but really, they’re the ones defeating the fake aliens controlled by MJ12. And why is all this happening? Well, because we made a deal with ETE1 after Roswell for tech in exchange for humans for their breeding program. The contract lasted 70 years, and now that it’s over, the government couldn’t keep the alien presence a secret anymore. So, get on this server before it’s too late and join the fight against fake aliens and secret rulers of the world! -
AbyssCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only exercise you’ll be getting is running away from creepers and zombies!Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes filled with diamonds, emeralds, and maybe even a few hidden treasure chests (or not, we’re not promising anything).
Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves out of dirt blocks, organizing epic pig races, and even hosting virtual bake-offs (yes, you read that right).
Forget about your real-life responsibilities and dive headfirst into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?).
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s see if you can survive longer than a chicken in a room full of wolves (spoiler alert: probably not).
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Savings4Skins: AITA Edition
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block counts! Just like F34, who knows the importance of saving up for that major motorcycle repair, you’ll need to strategize and prioritize your resources wisely to survive in this virtual world.Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, all while dodging surprise gifts from your boyfriend (Not his real Minecraft username, of course). Will you be able to return the expensive watch he bought with your hard-earned diamonds, or will you let him keep it and face the consequences of your in-game bank account?
With crazy adventures around every corner and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is not for the faint of heart. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready for a wild ride filled with drama, laughs, and maybe even a few explosions (in-game, of course).
Join now and show us if you have what it takes to navigate the ups and downs of virtual relationships and virtual finances. Who knows, you might just learn a thing or two about the value of friendship, trust, and, most importantly, diamonds.
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Blocktopia: Stayin’ Alive
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, battle evil mobs with your trusty pet chicken sidekick, and build the most ridiculous pixel art creations you can imagine.But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge of Doom” where unsuspecting players are pranked by mischievous trolls who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the server owner to a dance-off in the virtual disco club.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and discover a world of endless possibilities, insane adventures, and non-stop laughter. Who needs a reason to stay alive when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?
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ThaiCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you can build, like, whatever you want and, like, there’s this secret underground disco party that only the cool kids know about.also, like, there’s this rumor that if you find the hidden diamond block, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. yeah, i know, crazy right? but, like, totally true.
oh, and did i mention that there’s a pet panda sanctuary where you can ride on their backs and fly around the server? it’s, like, the most fun thing ever.
so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s, like, totally rad and full of surprises, you gotta join this one. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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CraftyConflictMC
come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than russia-ukraine war but with way more explosions and chaos! india is like “no way, i’m too busy playing on this server to endorse any boring summit statements!” we have epic factions fighting for control, insane pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where you can find the rarest loot. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever! -
BreakfastCraft: Because Pancakes for Dinner is Totally Acceptable
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE SERVE BACON SANDWICHES FOR BREAKFAST AND CEREAL FOR DINNER! ONLY PSYCHOS EAT HAM SANDWICHES FOR BREAKFAST HERE! COME BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES WHILE EATING THE MOST RANDOM MEALS OF YOUR LIFE! WHO NEEDS NORMAL WHEN YOU CAN HAVE BACON FOR BREAKFAST AND CEREAL FOR DINNER?! JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE! -
DiabeticCraft: Boomers Edition
Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where the only thing tripling is the fun, not diabetes prevalence in older adults! We don’t care about that boring stuff, we care about building epic structures and slaying creepers like it’s nobody’s business.We got more crazy builds than there are people with type 1 diabetes in the US over 65, and that’s a lot, fam! Join us and watch as your creativity triples just like the prevalence of diabetes in older adults since the 1990s. Who needs health statistics when you can have a blast in our server?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least more fun than reading about diabetes statistics. Let’s get building, baby!
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Grimwald SMP Java: Where watching grass grow is considered an extreme sport! Join now for the slow action!
Minecraft Server Overview
About us We are a small mainly vanilla server with some quality of life datapacks from vanilla tweaks and plugins to protect the server from hackers and griefers. Anyone is welcome as long as you follow the rules. Features - Proximity voicechat, optional feature
- Vanilla tweaks datapacks for quality of life
- Coreprotect for server protection
- Hard difficulty
- Democracy for decision-making
- Updates to new versions soon after release
- Friendly community
- Minigames and events
- Group projects
- No pay to win or voting for access
Apply here to get a chance to vote on various aspects of the season before we start!
FAQ:
1. Can anyone join the server?
Yes, anyone is welcome as long as they follow the rules.
2. Is voicechat mandatory?
No, proximity voicechat is optional for players to use.
3. How is the server protected from hackers and griefers?
We use Coreprotect instead of land claim to protect against theft and griefing. This allows us to revert the world to previous states and ban those responsible.
4. Are there any restrictions on gameplay?
We have vanilla-like configs, allowing TNT, rail, and carpet duping, as well as bedrock breaking.
5. How are server decisions made?
All major server decisions are voted on by the players in a democracy system.