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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 4015 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 72 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Villages Defended: | 8 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Crops Grown: | 6998 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
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