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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 3149 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 1867 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 4997 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
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Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, political satire, and the occasional creeper explosion that will make you question if it’s just a game or real life. So grab your pickaxe and let’s make Minecraft great again!