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Minecraft SMP: WWE Watcher Mom

BIZARRE, controversial, crippled, Entertainment, Gay, inappropriate, long tail, Minecraft, mom, obese, offensive, Pedophiles, Shocking.., Show, smp, taboo, television, trevor, UNUSUAL, watch, watcher, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5309
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Dragon Eggs Found:	2208	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we cater to all your wildest fantasies and desires! Are you tired of boring old WWE matches? Well, here we have WWE matches specifically designed for obese, gay, crippled pedophiles! It’s a whole new level of entertainment that you won’t find anywhere else.

Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between wrestlers who can barely move, but still manage to put on a show that will leave you in stitches. Who needs regular WWE when you can have this unique and outrageous experience?

So come on down and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Momma’s Minecraft Server

Afford, aita, blown up, BROKE, consequence, discipline, Emails, family conflict, family drama, grad school, happy wife happy life, laptop, Minecraft, mommas, Mother, nasty texts, parenting issues, refusing, Server, sibling rivalry, spoiled, sticking to my guns, younger sister

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4549
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next.

Forget about annoying siblings and parents who can’t stick to their word – on our server, the only rules are the ones you make for yourself. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, or just hang out with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with family drama.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be the master of your own universe without any pesky family members trying to ruin your fun. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family to join – one that actually follows through on consequences (we hope). Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

NoPayNoPlayCraft

appreciation, Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, expressing gratitude, family, family dynamics, Family Support, Gratitude, Help, NoPayNoPlayCraft, payment, Respect, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, Siblings, thank you, token of appreciation, work-life balance

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9448
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	171
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Love Letters Sent:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your family? Join our Minecraft server where we appreciate you for who you are! No more free babysitting for entitled siblings, just pure gaming fun!

On our server, we understand the importance of setting boundaries with your family members. Say goodbye to being guilt-tripped into babysitting with no thanks or payment in return. Here, we value your time and effort, and we make sure you feel appreciated every step of the way.

Join now and experience the freedom of saying no to babysitting without feeling like the bad guy. Our community supports you in standing up for yourself and setting healthy boundaries with your loved ones. Plus, we have epic builds, exciting challenges, and a supportive network of players who have your back.

Don’t let your sister guilt-trip you into free babysitting ever again. Join our server and game on with like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of dealing with entitled family members. It’s time to take back your time and enjoy Minecraft without the drama. See you in the game!

QuirkyCharm – Minecraft SMP

adorable, characteristics, charming, cute, delightful, eccentric, endearing, funny, habits, idiosyncrasies, Individuality, lovable, Minecraft, peculiar, personal touch, Personality, QUIRKS, quirky, QuirkyCharm, smp, Special, Traits, Unique

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8017
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Enchantments Applied:	163	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server out there!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where building giant statues of llamas is considered a normal Tuesday activity. Or where the admins host weekly dance parties in the Nether because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamond blocks. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the richest player on the server?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DeathCraft

acceptance, death, DeathCraft, destiny, existentialism, fate, fear, introspection, Karma, Legacy, Life, mindfulness, mortality, philosophy, Reflection, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Self-examination, spirituality

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9429
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Villages Defended:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where your death will be as epic as your life! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Imagine respawning in a world where every death is like a scene from a blockbuster movie. Get ready to be chased by a horde of angry chickens, fall into a pit of lava while trying to mine diamonds, or get struck by lightning while battling a group of creepers.

But don’t worry, death is just the beginning of the fun on our server. With unique challenges, custom plugins, and a community of players who love to push the limits, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So come join us and see how agonizingly hilarious your death can be on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing all the way to the respawn point!

Gods of Illumenos: A Bedrock Economy Server with Gladiators & Lore

Aeregea, Ascension, bedrock, Berbari, Cultures, Darkness, Doomed, Economy, Emperia, Eternal Emperor, gladiators, Gods, Illumenos, instability, Kingdoms, Lore, mercy, Pluto’s Will, Realms, Rebellion, Server, Thrax, Thronos

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9749
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Minecraft Kingdoms Server

Server Concept	RP-focused with unique cultures and stories
Lore Example	Ascension of Zuenius, Eternal Emperor, and impending darkness
Factions	Eternal Empire, Thrax, Thronos, Berbari, Pluto’s Will
Join Us	PM for membership or staff positions

Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	PM the admin for membership or staff positions
Is the server focused on role-playing?	Yes, it is heavily focused on RP aspects
Are there specific cultures and stories for players to follow?	Yes, each faction has its own unique culture and story
Can I create my own faction?	You may discuss this with the server admin for approval

CraftyJailbaitMC Server

bored, corrupt, CraftyJailbaitMC, dm, HIGH, icky videos, IneedPeach, kik, Server, slut

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7207
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Void Armor Forged:	24
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	198	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground rave party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to battle against a giant evil chicken that’s terrorizing the land. And trust us, this chicken is no joke – it’s armed with laser eyes and a bad attitude.

So what are you waiting for? Slide into our DMs on Kik at IneedPeach and let’s get this party started! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

HousePartyMinecraftSMP

al, Alabama, ann arbor, arkansas, athens, Baylor, cfb, Clemson, college football, college station, colorado, Delaware State, Dublin, Fantasy Football, Florida State, GA, georgia, Georgia Tech, Hawaii, hi, Honolulu, HousePartyMinecraftSMP, ireland, Las Vegas, lincoln, lsu, Mi, Michigan, NE, Nebraska, Nevada, North Dakota State, Notre Dame, NV, OK, Oklahoma State, PAC12afterdark., penn state, pick em, RENO, salt lake city, south florida, Southern Cal, Southern Methodist, Stillwater, texas, Texas A&M, Tuscaloosa, tx, ut, Utah, Week One, week two, Week Zero, West Virginia

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8851
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Votes:	8174	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama and excitement than a college football game in Dublin, Ireland! Join us for epic battles like #14 Clemson taking on #1 Georgia in Athens, GA, where the winner gets a diamond sword of ultimate power!

Don’t miss out on the showdown between South Florida and Alabama in Tuscaloosa, AL – the loser has to build a statue of the winner out of obsidian! And let’s not forget about the epic clash between Baylor and #12 Utah in Salt Lake City, UT, where the loser has to mine for diamonds for the winner for a week straight!

Join us for all the chaos and fun on our Minecraft SMP – it’s like college football on steroids, but with creepers instead of linebackers! Don’t miss out on the action – join now and let the madness begin!

Name: “CraftyAh Minecraft Server”

advice, baby names, BIAS, Cheating, co parenting, Communication, CraftyAh, Decision making, ex-partner, family, Fatherhood, Minecraft, naming your child, Opinions, outside perspective., parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, Server, Support, Trust, unique names

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9176
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of dealing with baby daddy drama and need a break from real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape into a world where your ex’s opinion doesn’t matter and you can name your virtual baby whatever you want without any judgment.

Our server is a safe haven for pregnant players looking for a peaceful and drama-free environment. Build your dream nursery, explore virtual maternity wards, and even participate in virtual Lamaze classes with other expectant players.

And don’t worry about your ex finding out about your virtual adventures – our server is a secret hideaway where you can relax and have fun without any unwanted drama. So come join us and let’s build a virtual world where you can be the queen of your own baby naming kingdom!

WeddingCraftAutismBan

after party, aita, anger issues, autistic brother, behavioral problems, blowout tantrum, Caretaker, ceremony, close relationship, Fairness, family, inclusion, medication, neurodiversity, parents, selfish, special needs, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingCraftAutismBan

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7086
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of boring family drama ruining your special day? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the chaos of wedding planning with your highly autistic brother who has severe anger issues and behavioral problems.

On our server, everyone is welcome, even if they hate weddings and refuse to take medication. We provide a safe space for all, complete with caretakers to watch over your loved ones while you build, explore, and have a blast.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the family drama behind. Who needs a wedding ceremony when you can have an epic after party in Minecraft instead? Don’t be selfish – invite your whole dysfunctional family to join in on the fun!