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ForklessSpoonfulsMC

BITE, CEREAL, Dining, dumplings, Eating, eating utensils, Food, fork examples, ForklessSpoonfulsMC, Forks, kitchen, mealtime, milk, Pie, ravioli, Soup, spoon examples, Spoons, substitute utensils, utensils

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7486
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	869	Love Letters Sent:	2

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO YOU LIKE SPOONS? DO YOU LIKE PIE? WELL, WE GOT THAT! WE ALSO GOT DUMPLINGS AND RAVIOLI, EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEEZY!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! DO YOU HATE FORKS? DO YOU HATE SOUP TAKING FOREVER TO EAT? DO YOU HATE LOSING MILK WITH EVERY BITE OF CEREAL? THEN COME JOIN US, WHERE FORKS ARE BANNED AND SOUP EATS LIKE A DREAM!

JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH SPOONS AND LAUGHTER, WHERE THE ONLY RULE IS TO HAVE FUN! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS CRAZY ADVENTURE, JOIN NOW!

EggcellentBrainCraft

Development, efficient ways, EggcellentBrainCraft, eggs, energy efficient, fertilization, growth, human brain, human evolution, large brain, MAINTAIN, modeling study, ovarian follicles, ovaries, Provocative, Release, sacs, side effect, study, suggest

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1886
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Buildings Constructed:	33	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, it’s not just any ol’ server, it’s like, the most epic server in the whole universe! why, you ask? well, get this, our server is so lit that it actually makes your brain grow bigger! yeah, you heard me right, playing on our server will make you smarter and stuff.

how, you may wonder? well, according to this totally legit study i just made up, playing on our server helps develop more energy-efficient ways to maintain ovarian follicles. yeah, those little sacs in the ovaries that release eggs for fertilization? playing on our server makes them work better or something. so basically, by joining our server, you’re not just playing minecraft, you’re also improving your reproductive health. how cool is that?

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and watch your brain grow bigger while you build epic structures and battle mobs like a boss. trust me, you won’t regret it!

TheCrib: Where pixels live in harmony and creepers are the neighborly kind. Join us for some explosive fun!

Anarchy, bedrock, CREEPERS, Discord, Events, Experience, explosive, Factions, Features, Fun, Harmony, Ip:, java, Join, KIND, Live, major versions, Neighborly, Other, pixels, player experience, PORT, quality of life, Server, SUPPORTS, TheCrib, VALUES, Versions, Wiki

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9021
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Towns Built:	9	Mines Excavated:	4161
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Void Gems Collected:	30	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Ores Mined:	1846	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Java Versions	1.7 to latest

Server Details

Server IP: thecribmc.us.to

Bedrock Port: 19132

Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc

Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Griefing is allowed only in the Anarchy world. It is not allowed in the other worlds.
Are there any custom plugins on the server?	Yes, we have several custom plugins that enhance the gameplay experience for players.
Can players use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is strictly prohibited on the server and will result in a ban.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is enabled in the Factions and Anarchy worlds, but disabled in the Survival and SMP worlds.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

40 year old man, Adult, aging, Appearance, BoomerCraft, Confidence, Experience, fashion, FITNESS, grey hair, Grooming, health, Lifestyle, Male, Masculinity, Mature, middle aged, Minecraft, modern day, self-care, Server, Style, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1241
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mines Excavated:	1949	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dimension Hops:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks like they just stepped out of a retirement home? Well, look no further because on our server, even the 40-year-old players look like they just stepped out of a high school prom! Join us for a chance to see middle-aged players rocking the latest fashion trends and pulling off epic dance moves like never before. Who needs a midlife crisis when you can have a Minecraft makeover instead? Join now for the ultimate age-defying experience!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

000: Rogue Trader, Arcanum, Archaelund, AVOWED, baldurs gate, Computer Role Playing Games, crpgg, Dark Sun, darklands, divinity, dragon age, Dragon Age: The Veilguard, elex, Expeditions, Fallout, Gothic, GreedFall 2, icewind dale, Knights of the Chalice, might & magic, Minecraft, neverwinter nights, new arc line, Pathfinder: The Dragon’s Demand, Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, pillars of eternity, PixelPunch, planescape torment, risen, Sector Unknown, Server, shadowrun, star wars knights of the old republic, Swordhaven: Iron Conspiracy, Temple of Elemental Evil, The Age of Decadence, the elder scrolls, The Wayward Realms, Torment: Tides of Numenera, tyranny, ÚLTIMA, underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Warhammer 40, Wasteland, Wizardry

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8986
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Villages Defended:	20

Welcome to the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further, because we have everything you need for an epic RPG experience!

Join us for epic quests inspired by games like Arcanum, Baldur’s Gate, and even Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines! Battle mythical creatures, uncover ancient mysteries, and forge alliances with other players in a world filled with danger and excitement.

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming RPGs like Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous – A Dance of Masks, Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader – Void Shadows, and even Greedfall 2: The Dying World! Can you handle the intensity of these new adventures?

So why wait? Join us on this wild journey through the realms of fantasy and adventure. Who knows what treasures and dangers await you in the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

BabyBashBirthdayBrawl

Accountability, baby’s first birthday, BabyBashBirthdayBrawl, Birthday Party, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Connection, double booking, Drama, family event, family feud, family gathering, Father’s Day, growth, hurt feelings, insensitivity, misunderstandings, Planning, scheduling conflict, Surprise

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4072
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Star Shards Collected:	178
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Void Gems Collected:	28	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a family group chat on Father’s Day? Look no further! Join our server and escape the chaos of scheduling conflicts and hurt feelings. We promise no surprise brunches or last-minute bday party changes here! Plus, we have virtual cake that never runs out and no family members to argue with over text. So come join us and leave the family drama behind!

Time Warp Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Timeline, CHANGE, Curiosity, Exploration, FANTASY, Foresight, Future, hindsight, History, innovation, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Paradox, past, progress, science fiction, Server, speculative fiction, Technology, temporal travel, Time, time machine, Warp

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4875
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Step into our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like you’ve hopped into a time machine set on turbo mode! Travel back to the prehistoric era where you can ride dinosaurs and build your own Jurassic Park. Or zoom into the future where robots rule the land and you can battle cyborgs in epic PvP battles.

Join us for a wild ride through time and space, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. So why settle for a boring old time machine when you can join our server and create your own crazy adventures? Time travel has never been so hilarious!

CreeperCrafter69

bad sex, chemistry, Communication, Connection, consent, CreeperCrafter69, emotional connection, experimentation, foreplay, good sex, guys perspective, Intimacy, performance anxiety, Physical attraction, Pleasure, Relaxation, satisfaction, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6242
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Emeralds Found:	9436
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Love Letters Sent:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16

Are you tired of bad sex in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the ultimate pleasure of building and crafting with a group of like-minded players! Bad sex on our server is like accidentally placing a block in the wrong spot and ruining your whole build. But good sex is like finding a hidden diamond ore and striking it rich with valuable resources! So come join us and get ready for some mind-blowing adventures in the world of Minecraft!

KharkivCraft: No More Russian Strikes!

airstrikes, Attacks, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kharkiv, KharkivCraft, Mayor, Military, military intervention, Peace efforts, russia, Russian, strikes, Ukraine, Ukrainian strikes, violence, War

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8757
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Undead Armies Raised:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

lol this server is so lit that even Ukrainian strikes on Russia are helping reduce attacks on Kharkiv! like, what even?! come join us and witness the power of our server where even world events are affected by our epic gameplay. who needs politics when you can just play Minecraft and save the day, amirite? join now and be a part of this crazy adventure!

CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall

accident prone, caffeine boost, clumsy moments, coffee accidents, coffee addiction, coffee disaster, coffee stains, CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall, messy desk, morning chaos, morning routine, office humor, office mishaps, paper mess, Paperwork, spilled coffee, spilled drink, Spilling coffee, unexpected wake up call, waking up, work productivity

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3161
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Ores Mined:	9954	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Yo, so like, imagine this: you spill your coffee all over your boring paperwork, right? But instead of getting mad, you’re like, “YAS, this is the sign I’ve been waiting for!” Because on our server, spilling coffee on your paperwork is actually a secret code to unlock a hidden realm filled with diamond blocks and flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS. And if you join our server, you can ride those pigs into battle against evil zombies and giant spiders. Plus, every time you die, you respawn as a dancing llama with a top hat. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server? It’s like a caffeine-fueled adventure of epic proportions. Let’s get this party started, coffee spillers unite! 🐷☕️🦙 #coffeemadness #diamondsfordays #llamalove