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Dear Santa, Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6076
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Are you tired of playing on boring old servers filled with macfags? Look no further, because on our server, we have Santa himself taking care of those pesky macfags! That’s right, Santa is on a mission to rid the server of all macfags and bring peace to the land of Minecraft. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a visit from Santa himself. Domo arigato for choosing our server, where the macfags don’t stand a chance!

BabyBlock Minecraft Server

34, age, BabyBlock, biological clock, children, Decision making, doubts, Family Planning, fertility, first kid, irresponsible, judgmental, late bloomer, mature parent, Minecraft, Motherhood, Old, parenting, Pregnancy, Server, societal norms, societal pressure, starting a family

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8304
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because on our server, we have a secret underground society of baby villagers who run the show. That’s right, forget about building farms or battling mobs, here you’ll be navigating the complex political landscape of the baby villager hierarchy. And as for the age thing, well, let’s just say our server is so wild and unpredictable that age is just a number. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

JealousyCraft Minecraft Server

big, Communication, comparison, disbelief, doubt, emotions, exaggeration, Friends, haha, humor, Insecurity, Jealousy, JealousyCraft, Laughter, long tail tags, Minecraft, reeks, sarcasm, Server, Social Interaction, tags, teasing, Time

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9839
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	226
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1941
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server where everything is bigger, better, and more hilarious than you could ever imagine!

Join us and discover a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still hugs).

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon has been tamed and now spends its days hosting tea parties for all the players.

And don’t even get us started on the size of our diamond mines – they’re so massive that players have been known to get lost for days, surviving only on a diet of enchanted golden apples and pumpkin pie.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the LOLs for yourself. Just remember, when someone asks if it’s really that big, the answer is always yes. Always.

PisspetPurgeMC

avian diabetes, Birds, blood prints, cat, cat hair, claw marks, cussing, deceased birds, family friend, finland, Helsinki, house sitter, immature, mangled bodies, medication, natural instinct, overreacted, pigeon room, PisspetPurgeMC, teenager, vacation

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9663
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	256	Dragon Eggs Found:	5687
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a cat in a pigeon room? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about your avian diabetes pigeons and house sitters with questionable pet choices.

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your meticulously built castle. And hey, at least our server doesn’t allow cats near your precious virtual birds!

So come on over and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. Just remember, no brooms allowed in the pigeon room! 🐦🐱🚫 #PigeonDrama #MinecraftMadness

PixelFuturist Minecraft Server

advanced medical technology, Advanced weaponry, alien technology, Alternate Realities, Artificial Intelligence, augmented reality, cyborgs, future technology, futuristic transportation, genetic engineering, Holograms, innovation, mind uploading, Minecraft, nanotechnology, PixelFuturist, robotics, science fiction, Server, space exploration, Teleportation, time travel, virtual reality

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7361
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is straight out of a sci-fi movie! Imagine flying around on hoverboards, battling aliens in space, and even time traveling to different dimensions.

Join our server and experience the future of Minecraft like never before! Who needs diamonds when you can mine for dilithium crystals and build a warp drive to explore the galaxy? And forget about boring old redstone contraptions, we’ve got teleporters, force fields, and even lightsabers for all your building needs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and be a part of the most futuristic Minecraft server in the universe! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

PixelPleasure: WeekendWarriors

Adventure, book boyfriend, book girlfriend, desire, dream date, escapism, fan fiction, FANTASY, fictional character, fictional lover, hot encounter, imagination, literary crush, love story, make believe, Passion, PixelPleasure, role-play, romance, seduction, steamy weekend, WeekendWarriors

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9457
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of spending your weekends alone, wishing you could spend it with a fictional character? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Imagine building a cozy little cabin with Sherlock Holmes, solving mysteries and sipping tea by the fireplace. Or maybe you’d prefer to go on a wild adventure with Captain Jack Sparrow, sailing the high seas and searching for buried treasure. The possibilities are endless on our server, where you can live out your wildest fantasies with your favorite fictional characters. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and make your dreams a reality!

MacronCraft Server: AttalStayOn

AttalStayOn, current events, for the moment, French government, French leadership, French leadership continuity, French news, French politics, French President, French Prime Minister, Government, leadership, Macron, Macron administration, MacronCraft, political appointments, political decisions, political developments, political stability, Prime Minister Attal, Server, stay on

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3628
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

haha come join our minecraft server, where we have french president macron and prime minister attal playing with us! they’re building a giant baguette house together and fighting off creepers with their fancy french accents. come join the fun and see if you can outbuild the frenchies! plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a free croissant every time you log in. oui oui, mon ami, come play with us!

BlockyBillionairez

$56 billion, $7 billion, attorneys’ fees, BlockyBillionairez, compensation package, corporate governance, court appearance, court case, court proceedings, executive compensation, lawsuit, legal battle, legal dispute, legal fees, legal showdown, Musk, outlandish, pay package, shareholder rights, shareholders, tesla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3518
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a tesla shareholders court case! we got lawyers asking for $7 billion in attorneys’ fees, like what even is that?! but don’t worry, we won’t charge you that much to play on our server, just a small fee of your sanity!

our server is so lit, it’s like elon musk’s $56 billion pay package, except you don’t have to be a billionaire to join in on the fun! build epic structures, battle crazy mobs, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets buried deep within the pixelated world.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s make minecraft great again! or at least more entertaining than a courtroom showdown over billions of dollars.

MouseCraft: ImmuneGutMadness

animal testing, biology, biomedical science, Breakthrough, disease study, Experiment, Functional, genetics, gut microbiome, human immune system, human-like, immune response, ImmuneGutMadness, innovation, Laboratory, Medical, microbiology, mouse model, MouseCraft, research, scientists, Technology

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3403
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Holy Grails Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Votes:	7870	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

yo, you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the mobs have human-like intelligence and the creepers actually apologize before blowing up your house? well, look no further cuz this server is like a science experiment gone wrong in the best way possible. imagine fighting off zombies who can actually hold a conversation with you or teaming up with skeletons who have a killer sense of humor. plus, our villagers are so advanced they’ve started their own government and are currently working on a peace treaty with the ender dragon. join us for a truly out-of-this-world minecraft experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game. come on, what are you waiting for? the adventure of a lifetime awaits!

ZenlessZoneMC Server

Claimable only in-game, Ellen Character Demo, Ellen Character Teaser, Lore Teaser, Official Twitter Account, Oh Ellen, please, Redeemable Codes, release date, Scissors, Server, Shark Tail, Tiesto, Trailer, Uniform, Version 1.0 Pre-Release Special Program, Website, Welcome to New Eridu, Where the Miracle Began, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFT, ZENLESSLAUNCH, ZenlessZoneMC, ZZZ stickers, ZZZ2024, ZZZFREE100, ZZZTVCM

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Farms Harvested:	790
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a shark with a uniform and scissors appears out of nowhere! That’s just a taste of the zany adventures you’ll have on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our lore is so epic, it’ll make your head spin. Discover where the miracle began and uncover the secrets of Zenless Zone Zero. Trust us, it’s a story you won’t want to miss.

And did we mention our exclusive collaboration with Tiësto? That’s right, get ready to party with the hottest DJ in the game on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Redeem our crazy codes, watch our insane trailer, and get your hands on some epic ZZZ stickers. It’s all waiting for you on our server. Don’t miss out!

OopsCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Adversity, Blunders, Challenges, Complications, Difficulties, errors, Failure, faults, glitches, Hiccups, Issues, Minecraft, mishaps, Missteps, MISTAKES, Obstacles, OopsCraft, problem solving, Server, setbacks, snags, stumbling blocks, Troubleshooting, Ultimate

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8124
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of killer bunnies, or getting into a heated battle with a gang of zombie pigmen armed with diamond swords. And let’s not forget about the time our players accidentally unleashed a horde of angry llamas on the spawn point – it was madness!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary “TNT Olympics” where players compete in explosive events like Creeper Bowling and Ender Dragon Egg Toss. Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!