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Ok Looking Girlfriend Minecraft Server

Appearance, Breakup, criticism, DATING, Decision making, friendship, Frustration, Girlfriend, gym, History, industrial museum, influence, judgment, Minecraft, peer pressure, Personality, relationships, self worth, Server, social expectations, societal norms, sports, Superficiality

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your friend’s love life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and create while also getting caught up in some juicy gossip.

We’ve got history fanatics, industrial museum meet-cutes, and friends pressuring each other to make questionable relationship decisions. Who needs a moral when you can have all this chaos?

So if you’re tired of boring servers and want to spice up your Minecraft experience, come join us for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and questionable life choices. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a creeper and a skeleton. The possibilities are endless!

Beyond TheXFilesMinecraft SMP

Beyond the Sea, conspiracy theories, crime drama, David Duchovny, favorite character, favorite episode, fbi, Gillian Anderson, long tail tag, Mulder and Scully, Mystery, Paranormal, smp, Supernatural, Suspense, TheXFilesMinecraft, Thriller, tv show, x files

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1099
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Farms Harvested:	812	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Emeralds Found:	1592	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And guess what? They challenge you to a dance-off! Can you bust a move better than a llama in a top hat? Join our server to find out!

But that’s not all. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens. Will you be brave enough to face off against these poultry warriors and claim the treasure for yourself? Only one way to find out – join our Minecraft SMP today!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with llamas, ninja chickens, and who knows what else. It’s like the X-Files meets Minecraft, with a sprinkle of absurdity thrown in for good measure. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

StepMomNoHelpNeededLOL

blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Court, dance classes, Decision making, Disrespect, Divorce, ex wife, extra curricular, family dynamics, mediation, Negativity, parenting, Schedule, stepdaughters, StepMomNoHelpNeededLOL, Support, Therapy

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6926
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Buildings Constructed:	46
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild co-parenting adventures of a lifetime!

Our server features intense mediation sessions, court battles, and therapy sessions – all in the name of deciding which blocks to place next. Will you be able to navigate the unstable relationships and ever-changing dynamics of this virtual world?

But that’s not all! Join us for the ultimate challenge of dealing with stepdaughters who have been brainwashed by their mom to dislike you. Can you earn their respect and build a strong bond, or will you be left feeling colder than a snow biome?

And don’t forget about the new dance classes 50 minutes away! Will you be able to juggle your own responsibilities while dealing with ex-wives who think they can call all the shots? It’s a dance-off like no other!

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama, the chaos, and the insanity. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Join now and let the madness begin!

SassySheep: “Minecraft SMP”

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, animal communication, animal conversations, animal humor, animal hypotheticals, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal personalities, animal rudeness, animal social behavior, animal speech, animal traits, Animals, funny animals, hypothetical scenarios, Minecraft, rude animals, SassySheep, smp, Talking Animals

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8301
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Towns Built:	10

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP where the animals are the real stars of the show! Picture this: a sassy chicken strutting around, throwing shade at all the other animals. “Bawk bawk, you call that a farm? More like a flop!” Or how about a snooty cow mooing, “Mooove over, peasants, the queen of the barn is here!” Join us for a wild ride of animal antics and outrageous banter. Who knows what kind of drama will unfold next? Join now if you’re ready to laugh your way through the ultimate animal kingdom showdown!

PixelatedNightmares

counseling, Disturbing, erase, Experience, flashback, forget, Haunting, hindsight, Horror, image, Memory, mental health, mistake, Nightmare, PixelatedNightmares, regret, Therapy, Trauma, Unsee, wish, Wishful thinking

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8010
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Items Found:	3071	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7061
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Villages Defended:	8

Have you ever accidentally stumbled upon a creeper convention in Minecraft? Yeah, we know the feeling. But fear not, on our server, you’ll witness things even more mind-blowing than a group of explosive green creatures plotting world domination. Join us and you’ll see pigs riding on top of chickens, zombies breakdancing in the moonlight, and villagers hosting a fashion show with their stylish nose rings. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to unsee the hilarity that awaits you!

CocaineCraft: YorkshireBeautyJailTime

arrest, Beautician, cocaine, CocaineCraft, court case, crime, criminal charges, criminal investigation, criminal justice, drug possession, drug smuggling, drug trafficking, drug trafficking ring, illegal activity, international crime, Legal, prison sentence, SMUGGLING, uk, US jail, Yorkshire, YorkshireBeautyJailTime

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2059
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Void Armor Forged:	23	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Alien Abductions:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the owner is a Yorkshire beautician who got caught smuggling £3.5m worth of cocaine? Yeah, she’s facing 60 years in jail but she’s like, “Nah, I’d rather be playing Minecraft with my peeps!”

Join this server for some wild adventures and shady deals. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some hidden chests filled with diamonds and emeralds… or maybe some illegal substances, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

Plus, the owner is a master at creating intricate beauty salons in-game. You’ll be pampered and styled while dodging the cops and trying to avoid getting caught with contraband. It’s a thrill ride like no other!

So come on, join this server and experience the thrill of living on the edge with a Yorkshire beautician turned Minecraft queenpin. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane shenanigans!

Cake Party Time!

adulting, birthday cake, birthday tradition, Cake, cake anytime, cake cravings, cake for no reason, cake indulgence, cake lover, celebration, decadent, DELICIOUS, dessert, guilty pleasure, Happiness, indulgence, just because, Party, self-care, special occasion, sweet tooth, Time, treat yourself

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5951
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Love Letters Sent:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

come join our server where we have birthday cake for everyone every day!!! you can eat cake and build cake and even fight cake monsters!!! it’s like a never ending party where you can eat all the cake you want without anyone judging you!!! plus, if you eat enough cake, you might turn into a cake yourself and become the ultimate cake warrior!!! so come on, join us and let’s have a cake-tastic time together!!!

Eternity BCG

battle, Catching, Cobblemon, Community, Custom, Earth, Economy, Endless, Entertainment, Exploration, game modes, gaming experience, MCMMO, pixelated, Pixelmon, Plugins, pokemon, Sandbox, Survival, THRIVING, Towny, Training, Unique, virtual world

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7100
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Star Shards Collected:	210	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Eternity is a Minecraft Cobblemon server providing a unique gaming experience that combines the popular sandbox game with the beloved world of Pokemon. Players can explore a vast virtual world filled with pixelated versions of their favorite Pokemon, catching and training them to battle against other players. With a variety of game modes, custom plugins, and a thriving community, Eternity offers endless entertainment for fans of both Minecraft and Pokemon.

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Cuz We Did SMP

bedrock, Cross-Play, Cuz We Did SMP, Economy, Guns, java edition, Jobs, Minecraft, PvP, Skills, Survival, survival server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1177
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

A Ton Of Cool Jobs and Skills.. and the Best Part… we have GUNS!

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Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

Adventurer, age, Character building, character creation, circus, Community, criminal, Discord, Economy, firefighter, Immersive, INCLUSIVE, Jobs, journalist, Mayor, meets, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, paramedic, police officer, Requirements, restaurants, Roleplay, Seasons, Vaudeville, Whitelist

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3317
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Towns Built:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3009	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Crops Grown:	2712	Magic Items Found:	6058
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Vaudeville Minecraft Server

Overview
Vaudeville, the true final frontier! A place where anyone from anywhere can come to start a new life and make a name for themselves! Whether you’re from the past or from another dimension entirely, you are welcome in our great city. So move to Vaudeville today, and become someone!

Features:

Many mods to help immerse you into rp!	Currency Vehicles Over one hundred meals to cook Over one hundred décor items and much more!
Character Building!	Create your character and tell their story! Make a new character every season if you wish!
Seasons!	New Season every 3 months! Economy reset every season! New buildings, activities, and events added each season!
Jobs!	Run for Mayor in the monthly elections and create your own laws for the city! Be a criminal! Become a firefighter, police officer, or paramedic! Become the best journalist! Compete with other restaurants! Be an adventurer! And much more!

If you are interested, join the discord today to begin creating your character! NOTE: You MUST have a character to join server, and when on server, you must be in character!

Click here to join the Discord server!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server inclusive?	Yes, everyone of all races, gender, sexual orientation, and age (Above 16) are welcome!
What happens if someone breaks the rules?	Anyone caught making others uncomfortable or breaking the rules will be swiftly removed.
How often are new seasons introduced?	A new season is introduced every 3 months!
Can I have multiple characters?	Yes, you can create a new character every season if you wish!
What kind of jobs can I have on the server?	You can run for Mayor, be a criminal, firefighter, police officer, paramedic, journalist, compete with other restaurants, be an adventurer, and much more!