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SMP – The Bitchy Cell Tank #393

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8607
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Crops Grown:	7150
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Animals Bred:	174
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure where nobody survives…just kidding, but seriously, it’s a crazy ride.

Season 2 episodes are so insane, they’ll have you questioning reality. Watch them for free at the link provided, but be warned, you may never be the same again.

Our official stream links will have you hooked from the start. And if you need a restream, we got you covered. Kick back and relax with us at the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around.

Follow us on social media for all the latest updates and shenanigans. We’re talking x.com/fishtankislive, fishnet.gg boards, and a pastebin that will blow your mind (literally).

Check out our show archives for all the craziest moments. Clips, episodes, and more await you at fishtank.live and archive.flowstreams.pw/Fishtank/.

Don’t miss out on the /ftl/ Archive, where the wildest discussions take place. Previous threads have nothing on what we have in store for you next. Join us now and prepare for the Minecraft SMP of a lifetime!

VeggieVandal Minecraft Server

backyard gardening, gardening etiquette, Home Depot, LANDSCAPING, landscaping responsibilities, Minecraft, neighbor dispute, neighborly conflict, neighborly relations, organic tomatoes, peacekeeping efforts, plant maintenance, plant ownership, plant removal, property boundaries, property line, property ownership, Server, tomato plants, vegetable garden, vegetable patch, VeggieVandal

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	220
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	141	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of unexpected gardening drama just like in real life! Join us and build your own virtual tomato garden, but beware of your neighbors’ sneaky vines creeping onto your property. Will you be the one to rip out their plants and face the consequences, or will you be the generous neighbor who replaces them with Home Depot’s finest? The choice is yours on our server, where every block tells a hilarious story. So come on in and let the landscaping shenanigans begin!

FarmVibesBro

children, City Living, decision, disagreement, Estate, family farm, farm animals, farm life, Farming, FarmVibesBro, fortune, Future, IMPULSIVE, Inheritance, short-sighted, Siblings, unbiased opinions, urban lifestyle, useless, Will, Younger Brother

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6057
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	119	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

Are you tired of family drama and inheritance disputes? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that real-life nonsense and focus on building epic structures and exploring vast lands!

On our server, you can be the sole ruler of your own virtual farm without any pesky siblings trying to claim their share. Build a farm empire, raise virtual animals, and harvest pixelated crops to your heart’s content.

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual inheritance without any of the real-life drama. Plus, no need to worry about your virtual spouse getting mad at you for giving away your virtual land – it’s all fun and games here!

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse. Join our server today and start your virtual farming adventure!

UglyHaircutGang Minecraft SMP

awful haircut, bad haircut, cringe-worthy haircut, embarrassing haircut, fashion, fashion faux pas, Grooming, hair disaster, hair trends, haircut fails, hairstyle, long tail haircut trends, male grooming, Men’s Style, mens hair, Minecraft, regrettable haircut, smp, style mistake, ugly haircut, UglyHaircutGang, unattractive haircut, worst haircut

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4569
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3985	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft!

Join us if you want to battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and have dance parties with creepers. Our server is home to the ugliest haircuts for guys, so if you want to rock a mullet made entirely out of diamonds or a Mohawk made of lava, this is the place for you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Haircut Wars, where players compete to see who can create the most outrageous hairstyle using only blocks and items found in the game. The winner gets bragging rights and a crown made of enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hair-raising adventures begin!

SmellCraft

Allure, arousal, attraction, attraction triggers, body odor, chemistry, Cologne, desire, Fragrance, Intimacy, love, natural scents, partner, perfume, pheromones, relationship, Romantic, scent, seduction, Sensory, SmellCraft

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7557
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Divine Spears Created:	28
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that smell like stale Cheetos and disappointment? Well, look no further because our server smells like a magical blend of freshly baked cookies and unicorn farts! Join us and find your true love based on their scent preferences – because who needs Tinder when you have a nose for romance?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of sentient mushrooms who throw the wildest dance parties this side of the Nether. Rub elbows (or stems) with these funky fungi and learn their ancient dance moves that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends.

So come on down to our server and sniff out the adventure of a lifetime! Just be sure to bring your nose plugs for when the creeper stench gets a little too explosive.

HateCrafters: Labour Exodus

Backlash, British politics, controversy, criticism, current events, Departure, Disinformation, Division, exodus, Government, hate, HateCrafters, labour, leadership, MPs, News, Party, political turmoil, Politics, Quitting, resignation, uk

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3234
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Potions Brewed:	190
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16

so, liek, u kno how sum labour mps r quittin this place cuz of hate n stuff? well, u dont gotta deal with that on our minecraft server! we got all the fun and none of the drama, bro. come join us and build ur own lil world where u can escape from all the haters. plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. it’s a wild ride, my dude. so come on over and join the party, cuz we’re all about love and blocky adventures here. peace out, haters!

HaychVsAyche

alphabet, aych, British, Dialects, Difference, h.., haych, HaychVsAyche, HIM.., HUGE, I’M, Language, learn, omitting, pronounce, pronunciation, Reciting, Sound, Uge, US

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	353
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4698	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	270
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where we pronounce ‘h’ as “haych” but also say it as “aych” just to confuse everyone! we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing to dubstep! our admins are actual wizards who can turn diamonds into cheeseburgers and make your character dab for eternity. come join the madness and let’s build a world where spelling and grammar don’t matter, only chaos and fun! haych yeah!

CraftingWithCokeAndMeth

cocaine, CraftingWithCokeAndMeth, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug analysis, drug consumption, drug monitoring, drug patterns, Drug research, drug testing, drug trends, drug use, drug use data, drug use statistics, Lockdown, mdma, Melbourne, methamphetamine, public health, substance abuse, wastewater analysis

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5803
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2683
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Votes:	7042	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

so like, u know how melbourne be goin thru another lockdown, right? well, guess what? our minecraft server is the key to escapin all that craziness! forget about meth and cocaine, come join us and get high on the blocky world of minecraft! we got creepers that explode like fireworks, zombies that dance to thriller, and diamonds that sparkle brighter than any drug! trust me, this server is the ultimate escape from reality, so hop on and let’s get crafty together!

Uncharted Horizons

Active players, admins, build battles, Community, Creative mode, Custom Plugins, Discord, Economy, Enjoyable Experience, Events, Friendly staff, fun server, in-game prizes, Minigames, multiplayer, Safe server, small team, Suggestions, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9325
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Towns Built:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Potions Brewed:	94	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5740	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

The Server Uncharted Horizons is a server of a small team of admins in which strive to make the server an enjoyable experience for everyone who plays. Our server is Whitelist only where we only allow players who wont cause problems in order to make it a safe and fun server. Join our discord that’s linked to join now! All players who join can add their own update in our suggestions channel to get in-game prizes!

us2.falixserver.net:29633

🍄 CubeCadia: Where Creepers Laugh, and Players Cry! Join us for the ultimate chaos!

Biomes, Boss, BUILD, Chaos, Cherry, Community, CREEPERS, cry, CubeCadia, Discord, Explore, Farming, Fishing, Friendly, Jobs, Join, LAUGH, level up, luxurious items, Players, PlayStation, Plugins, Quests, Rewards, shopping district, smp, sniffer pets, Trailer, Ultimate

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5766
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Runes Activated:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	435	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.cubecadia.net
Bedrock Port	19132
Version	1.19 – 1.20.6

Overview

CubeCadia is the ultimate Minecraft experience, with custom plugins, unique features, and a friendly community of players. Whether you’re looking to build your dream home, explore new worlds, or level up in the dungeons, CubeCadia has it all.

Features Offered

Dungeons – This includes a storyline, custom items, and custom mobs / bosses to fight
Player Warps / Shops – Make your own shopping district or your own warp
Custom Items – We offer over 200+ custom SMP enhancing items
Custom Fishing – Level up your fishing and compete in tournaments
Custom Farming – Gain special crops to grow in growth stations and level up your farms
Custom Mining – Mining gives rewards like special gems, artifacts, and other luxurious items
Rewards – Many reward systems such as daily, streak, and playtime rewards
Daily Bosses – We have daily bosses that spawn for you to kill and get rewards
Quests – We have daily quests, challenge quests, special quests, and even holiday quests
Jobs – Earn money from everyday tasks! Also progress job skill trees to unlock special loot
Cross Play – You can play our server on PC, Pocket Edition, Xbox, Switch, or even PlayStation

Links

Trailer: Watch Trailer

Discord: Join Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
What versions does the server support?	The server supports versions 1.19 – 1.20.6
Is there a friendly community of players?	Yes, CubeCadia has a friendly community of players
Can I play on different devices?	Yes, you can play on PC, Pocket Edition, Xbox, Switch, or even PlayStation
Are there daily quests available?	Yes, there are daily quests, challenge quests, special quests, and even holiday quests