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Minecraft SMP: /spt/ – Straight Pokephilia Thread

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2586
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Dimension Hops:	9	Endless Night Skies:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Towns Built:	9

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for the Sealed Fate EditionPokephilia server, where we explore the forbidden love between humans and Pokémon.

Ever wondered what it would be like to have a romantic relationship with a Meowstic or an Indeedee? Well, now’s your chance to find out! We’ve got hot fanfics and steamy stories featuring all your favorite Pokémon, from Salazzle to Lycanroc to Zoroark.

But that’s not all – we’ve even got AI Pokémon for those who like a little extra challenge in their relationships. And don’t worry about sticking to the rules, anthro Pokémon are totally welcome here.

So come on in and join the fun! Who knows, you might just find your perfect Pokémon partner and live happily ever after – aside from all the sexy stuff, of course. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of pokephilia and let your wildest fantasies run wild!

ZeroByte Minecraft SMP Fun

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	305
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Ores Mined:	6267	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so advanced that we have an application with 0 bytes of size installed by default in Android 13. Yes, you heard that right – 0 bytes! It’s called the InterconnectCollectKit v. 4.0.5 and it’s so mysterious, it’s like invisible code.

Join our server and unravel the secrets of this bizarre application. Maybe it holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures or summoning mythical creatures in the game. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world?

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server that defies all logic and reason like ours does? Plus, rumor has it that the InterconnectCollectKit v. 4.0.5 is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly out of this world!

Work Break Minecraft Server

Agreement, balance, Break, Chores, Communication, equality, exhaustion, family dynamics, Financial, Minecraft, new parent, parenting, paternity leave, postpartum, responsibilities, SAHM, Schedule, Server, sleep schedule, Support, support system, work

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9149
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Secret Passages Found:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing work and family life? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to call your job a “break” like some people do!

Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world while taking breaks whenever you need them – because we get it, being a parent is tough work!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only appear during your work hours, so you better log on and protect your creations before they get blown up!

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some fun, and maybe even a little bit of chaos – just like parenting!

NoWalletNoProblemMC

Accountability, bill splitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dining out, EMBARRASSMENT, financial responsibility, friendship, Generosity, group dynamics, Honesty, Integrity, NoWalletNoProblemMC, peer pressure, peer support, personal finance, social etiquette, social situations, Trust, wallet

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5649
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to cover other players’ expenses? Look no further! Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine and build without worrying about your friends forgetting their wallets.

Join us and avoid awkward situations like the one Sarah put our player through. We promise not to guilt trip you into covering someone else’s share, no matter how small the amount. Plus, with our crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and leave your wallet at home – we’ve got you covered in the virtual world!

HaxThatWork Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	564
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Buildings Constructed:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been practicing his dance moves just to impress our players. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed their own boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret life hack on our server that will blow your mind. Want to know how to make diamonds rain from the sky? Just stand on your head and sing the national anthem backwards while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Trust us, it works every time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the cows start breakdancing or the zombies throw a surprise birthday party for the skeletons. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll never be bored.

Blocky Bastards: The Movie – You Piece of Shit

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9588
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Zombie Dances:	2

Are you tired of watching movies and thinking, “this would be so much better if someone just called someone else a piece of shit at the end”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we add “you piece of shit” to EVERY movie ending! Imagine the dramatic climax of Titanic, but instead of Rose letting go of Jack, she looks him in the eye and says, “you piece of shit” before pushing him into the icy waters. Or how about the ending of The Lion King, where Simba finally defeats Scar and then whispers in his ear, “you piece of shit” before throwing him off Pride Rock. Join our server for a movie experience like no other, where every ending is guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start adding some much-needed spice to your favorite films!

NavyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	567
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where indian navy ships are training in iranian port but with a twist! instead of training for war, they are training to build the sickest minecraft ships you’ve ever seen! sail the high seas with your crew of navy seals and take on epic battles against sea monsters and rival pirate crews. but watch out for the kraken, he’s a real party pooper. join now for a chance to win a real life navy ship (just kidding, that’s illegal). so come on down and set sail on the most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

CraftyCreeper: Biden’s Oil War

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5053
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the cool stuff and the best peeps to play with.

like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoop down and start dropping diamonds all over the place. like, what even is that?

and, get this, our moderators are like, actual wizards. they can make your wildest dreams come true in the game. want a castle made of cake? done. want to ride a unicorn into battle? no problem.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure. you won’t regret it, i promise. and who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a rainbow llama into battle. anything is possible on this server, man.

Stinky Cube SMP: Odor-free and curated just for mature noses. Join now for a fresh and funky experience!

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5362
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Rotten Block SMP

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Focus	Content creation, community building
Members	Niaamo, Cooltwo, CountMosquito

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I apply to join Rotten Block SMP?	Fill out the application form linked above and suitable applicants will be invited to our Discord for an interview.
What is the main focus of the server?	We aim to create a small community of friends with a strong focus on content creation.
Can I watch the members’ content?	Yes, you can find Niaamo, Cooltwo, and CountMosquito on YouTube.

Pixel Paint – Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7214
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mines Excavated:	2218
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1974	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there.

Join us for a wild ride through blocky landscapes, where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions (watch out for the Nether, it’s a doozy), and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who trade in emeralds.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing diamond armor, build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and team up with your friends to take down the Ender Dragon?

Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits on our Minecraft server!

Pissed Off Player Minecraft SMP

anger, compassion, crime, emotions, Empathy, Ethics, Frustration, Justice, Minecraft, morality, Pedophiles, pissed, pissed off, player, prisoners, punishment, Retribution, Revenge, Righteousness, smp, Social Issues, society, violence, Women

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8607
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magic Items Found:	6234
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie villagers who are actually secret agents for the Ender Dragon, or teaming up with a group of llamas to overthrow the oppressive rule of the evil Sheep Queen. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at high noon (Minecraft time, of course). So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our SMP and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft community out there!