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Blocky Banter: Where ‘/v/’ trolls are welcome, but only if they bring diamonds!

ai chat bots, banter, blocky, BRING, diamonds, Obnoxious, Over.., POL, schizo ranting, Shit, Trolls, V, Wonder, WTF

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5824
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dimension Hops:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with obnoxious players on other servers? Sick of all the political rants and schizo ramblings? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that madness!

Join us and witness the chaos as AI chat bots take over the server and create a whole new level of insanity. Who needs real players when you can chat with bots who have no filter and say the most outrageous things?

So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for a wild ride!

RevolutionCraft: Join the Huey Newton Appreciation Society or stay an NPC!

appreciation, black power, cold war, community youth, corrupt state, established order, Exploitation, glowies, gun ownership, HUEY, Huey Newton, Join, larpfags, libcuck culture wars, Newton, Npc, revolutionary, RevolutionCraft, society, Speaker, stay, united people, WHITE POWER, working class power, Writer, yellow power

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5845
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Zombie Dances:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with NPC faggots? Join our server and become a real revolutionary like Huey Newton! Imagine making glowies seethe, cope, and shit themselves at the height of their power during the cold war – all while preaching black power, white power, yellow power, and working class power. Take care of your community youth, feed and educate them, and strive to end all forms of exploitation in your country. Emphasize the importance of gun ownership and utilize it against a brutal corrupt state (unlike larpfags today). Become an elegant writer and speaker, giving your all to the cause. Join us and be a part of something truly revolutionary – no boring NPC faggots allowed!

Forever Young Minecraft Server

“Youth, age, aging, aging gracefully, embracing change, Experience, growing older, Journey, life stages, life’s journey, Memories, Milestones, Minecraft, Nostalgia, passage of time, Reflection, Server, Time, time flies, time passing, wisdom, young

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1827
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	474
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	116
Love Letters Sent:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of feeling like time is slipping away faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, time is just a number! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about aging again – you’ll be forever young in our virtual world!

Our server is so magical that once you log on, you’ll start aging backwards! Say goodbye to wrinkles and gray hairs, and hello to smooth, youthful skin and boundless energy. Who needs anti-aging creams when you have Minecraft?

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to go on epic quests to find the mythical Fountain of Youth. Legend has it that whoever drinks from it will be granted eternal youth and immortality. Will you be the one to discover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and turn back the clock on aging! Who needs Botox when you have blocks to mine and creepers to defeat? Age is just a number, but fun is forever on our server!

CraftyQueers: Where Minecraft meets anime and the gay chemistry is off the charts!

Anime, charts, chemistry, CraftyQueers, Gay, good anime, main cast, meets, Minecraft, no bait, no BL, no fan service, no gay characters, no gay chemistry, no GL, no hints, no LGBTQ, no relationships, no romance, no shiptease, no subtext, no tension, no yaoi, no yuri, none

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4648
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing special to offer? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, there’s actually nothing like it out there! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of insanity and chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out sick moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of bacon lovers to join its bacon-themed cult. Will you be chosen to worship at the altar of crispy goodness?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret hidden realm filled with flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and talking llamas. Trust us, once you step foot into our wacky world, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

PoopCraft: The Ultimate Diaper Thread Adventure!

Adventure, baby, baby accessories, Baby Care, baby essentials, baby gear, baby products, baby registry, baby shower gift, baby supplies, changing, cloth diaper, diaper, diapering, disposable diaper, infant, new, newborn, Parent, parenting, PoopCraft, Thread, Ultimate

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6971
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is like a fresh diaper – always changing and full of surprises!

Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground lair where the creepers throw wild parties. And don’t even get us started on the diamond-filled caves that are guarded by a pack of friendly wolves.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special potion that turns you into a giant baby, complete with a diaper that shoots out fireworks. Imagine the look on your friends’ faces when they see you waddling around, causing chaos and spreading joy wherever you go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and maybe even wet your own diaper (just kidding…or are we?).

MapleCraft: Where Even Canadians Can’t Escape the Minecraft Madness!

Canada, Canadians, Community, culture, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, Escape, ethnic, Identity, Immigrants, INEQUALITY, integration, madness, MapleCraft, marginalization, Minecraft, Minority, opportunity, POVERTY, prejudice, racism, Social Issues, Stereotypes, success

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9433
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a moose on a poutine diet? Look no further, because our server is so lit, even the polar bears are doing the Macarena!

Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Our community is so welcoming, even the beavers are building friendship dams.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our server and discover hidden treasures, like the legendary maple syrup fountain or the mystical Tim Hortons portal.

So come on, eh? Join us and let’s have a blast, because on our server, even the snowmen have a sense of humor!

CraftyMcCraftFace: Where No. 73469944 by Anonymous is the Boss of LOLs

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Boss, CraftyMcCraftFace, crime, Enigmatic, Fiction, hidden identity, intriguing plot, investigation, lols, mysterious story, Mystery, No. 73469944, novel, secretive, soon, Suspense, suspenseful read, Thriller, unknown writer, upcoming release

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7311
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Potions Brewed:	72	Void Armor Forged:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of llamas as they race through fields of rainbow sheep. You can even challenge the moderators to a dance-off for epic loot and bragging rights. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the zombies bust out their best Thriller moves.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ZombieCraft: Where Dead Series Come Back to Life! RIP ITT

Beloved, binge-worthy, bring it back, CANCELLED, cancelled too early, cancelled too soon, Characters, Childhood, Dead, Disappointed, emotional, fanbase, Favorite, ITT, Life, Memories, Missed, Nostalgia, Revival, rewatch, RIP, series, Storyline, tv shows, Underrated, ZombieCraft

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9103
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	36	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Are you tired of boring, lifeless Minecraft servers that make you want to respawn in real life? Well, look no further because our server is here to bring the LOLs back to your blocky world!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite memes, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our community is full of hilarious players who will have you ROFLing all day long.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells the spookiest jokes in the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and…dancing skeletons?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to laugh your blocks off! Trust us, you won’t want to respawn anywhere else.

Pixelated Pals: Building Blocks of Friendship, Not Cancerous Comments

abnormal lumps, blocks, blood in pee, building, Cancer, cancerous, chemo therapy, Comments.., cough up blood, family history, fatigued, Fever, friendship, hard to pee, heart burn, LOSE WEIGHT, lymph nodes swell, PALS, pixelated, say goodbye, skin blotches, vomit

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6272
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	342374
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just let you build and explore? Well, come join our server where we give niggers the ultimate challenge – battling cancer! Watch as niggers go through chemo therapy, vomit, lose weight, develop abnormal lumps, struggle to pee, have blood in their pee, get skin blotches, swollen lymph nodes, heart burn, fever, fatigue, cough up blood, and ultimately say goodbye to their families. It’s a wild ride that runs in niggers’ families – join now for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCreeperz – Where Fortnite fans go to become Minecraft masters!

473183792, Ares, Battle Royale News, Challenges, chapter 5 season 2, Coachella 2024, CraftyCreeperz, Epic, Fans, Festival Season 2, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, Interactive map, Korra, Lady Gaga, Leaderboards, lego, locker changes, Masters, Minecraft, Mission Alerts, myths and mortals, Neon Rush, Outfit, rocket racing, Save The World, Season XP Leveling Pace, shop changes, Stat tracker, Store Rotation, Waterbending

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5340
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7482	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for Chapter 5 Season 2: Myths and Mortals, where you can battle legendary creatures and become a Minecraft god!

Connect your Epic and LEGO accounts to get a free Fortnite outfit in Minecraft! Who knew you could mix and match games like this? Plus, track your stats and climb the leaderboards to show off your Minecraft skills.

But wait, there’s more! Explore our interactive map with crazy challenges that will test your Minecraft abilities. And don’t miss out on our Mission Alerts for StW – survive the horde and reap the rewards!

Exciting news awaits in our server, like Korra entering Fortnite and waterbending coming to Battle Royale. And get ready for Rocket Racing Neon Rush – light up the night in Minecraft like never before!

Join our Fortnite Festival Season 2 and unlock your talent with special appearances by Lady Gaga! And if that’s not enough, subscribe to our Fortnite Crew for exclusive perks and rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our server for an unforgettable Minecraft experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!