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TherapyCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, counseling, emotional well being, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, personal journey, privacy, relationships, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, Server, Therapy, therapy notes, therapy progress, therapy session, TherapyCraft, transparency, Trust

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6002
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	261	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Forget therapy, join our server and let all your worries melt away as you explore our virtual world. Who needs communication skills when you can just chat with other players through the in-game chat? Plus, our pixelated therapist is always available to listen to your problems and offer advice (Disclaimer: our therapist is actually just a villager in a lab coat).

So why wait? Join our server today and let the chaos begin! Who needs therapy notes when you have diamond swords and creepers to worry about?

GirlsNightCraft

activities, Bonding, boys night, children, Communication, exclusion, family dynamics, father daughter, father son, favoritism, Gender Roles, girls night, GirlsNightCraft, Mother Daughter, mother son, movies, parenting, quality time, relationships, sports

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5747
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to treat all players equally, just like this mom tries to with her kids (but fails miserably)!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance the love and attention between two children, just like this mom struggles to do with Layla and Jacob. Will you be the favorite child, or will you have to fight for attention like Layla?

Immerse yourself in our server where you can bond with your virtual family members over sports, movies, and more, just like this dad does with Jacob. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get excluded from activities and conversations just like Layla!

But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for playing favorites or trying to make up for it by spending quality time with each child individually. Just make sure not to anger any parents by prioritizing one child over the other, unless you want to face the wrath of a Minecraft version of this dad!

So come join our server and experience the drama, the love, and the chaos of trying to balance family dynamics while building your virtual world. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

StrangerCraft: Wholesome Deeds

brightening someone’s day, community support, compassion, deeds, faith in humanity, Feel-Good, Generosity, Good deeds, Gratitude, Heartwarming, Human Connection, Kindness, paying it forward, positive interactions, random acts of kindness, small gestures, spreading joy, stranger kindness, StrangerCraft, unexpected kindness, Uplifting, warm fuzzies, Wholesome

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	132
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Crops Grown:	2746
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where strangers just ignore you? Well, look no further because on our server, strangers will not only be nice to you, but they will also build you a virtual castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! That’s right, our players are so generous that they will shower you with gifts and compliments just for logging on. Join now and experience the most wholesome and heartwarming community in all of Minecraft!

CraftyKids Minecraft Server

authoritarian regime, Belarus, Conflict, CraftyKids, discrimination, eastern europe, education, enemies, HUMAN RIGHTS, indoctrination, international relations, Minecraft, minority rights, own people, political manipulation, Propaganda, psychological abuse, reeducating, Report, Server, social control, Ukrainian children, violations

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7818
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7201
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Farms Harvested:	389	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! We got Belarusian teachers reeducating Ukrainian children into ‘enemies of their own people’! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for some wild adventures and questionable educational practices. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial? Come see for yourself and join the madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it… maybe.

KidnappingCraft: Ukrainian Edition

Conflict Resolution, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, Foreign Minister, global affairs, historical atrocities, human rights violations, international relations, KIDNAPPING, KidnappingCraft, Nazi crimes, Polish, political tensions, Russian, Speech, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian children, UN speech, united nations, War Crimes, world news

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3256
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	109	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Buildings Constructed:	48

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than a polish foreign minister speech at the UN! we got russian kidnappings of ukrainian children, nazi crimes, and all the chaos you could ever want in a virtual world! build your own nazi bunker or save the ukrainian kids from the evil russians, the choice is yours! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Crafty Muscle Maidens

Crafty, Maidens, Muscle

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4656
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magic Items Found:	3973	Falling into the Void:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT CREATINE AND RESISTANCE TRAINING FOR ALL THE MENSTRUATING WOMEN OUT THERE! U WANNA SLEEP BETTER? COME BUILD SOME BLOCKS AND LIFT SOME WEIGHTS WITH US! OUR SERVER IS LIKE A PILLOW FOR YOUR BRAIN, BUT MADE OF PIXELS AND SWEAT! LET’S GET JACKED AND WELL-RESTED TOGETHER, ONE CREEPER AT A TIME!

Polish Threads Minecraft Server

Board, Community, country pride, cultural appreciation, cultural exchange, discussion, Diversity, forum, global perspective, International, Minecraft, national identity, nationalism, Online Community, patriotism, Poland, Poles, Polish, pride in heritage, Server, sharing knowledge, Threads, Unity

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2017
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Divine Spears Created:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can learn all about the wonders of our country in the most epic way possible! Join us and explore our virtual world filled with pixelated versions of our famous landmarks and cultural sites.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you befriend these llamas, they will guide you to the rarest materials and help you build the most epic structures imaginable.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, a magical portal opens up in the sky and transports players to a parallel universe where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. It’s a wild and wacky adventure you won’t want to miss!

So come on down to our server and let us show you why our country is the best in the world, one block at a time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

”Na Na Na Na” – The Creeper Slayer Minecraft SMP

Albert Einstein World Award of Science, anti-Asian attacks, Beijing Institute of Nanoenergy and Nanosystems, China Initiative, Chinese American, Chinese-American physicist, creeper, electronics, energy science, energy science expert, Engineer, influential scientist, materials scientist, Minecraft, nanogenerators, nanogenerators pioneer, nanotechnology, nanotechnology engineer, nanotechnology specialist, physicist, slayer, smp, US government persecution, Zhong Lin Wang

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2430
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Star Shards Collected:	230	Buildings Constructed:	28

Looking for a server that’s out of this world? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have the one and only Zhong Lin Wang as our resident physicist and nanotechnology expert! He’s so good, he’s been awarded the Albert Einstein World Award of Science and is known as the ‘father of nanogenerators’ – how cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! In 2024, Wang decided to move to China full-time because of US government persecution and anti-Asian attacks. So now, our server is the only place you can hang out with this genius scientist and learn all about nanotechnology while dodging government spies and evil villains.

Join now for a chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft SMP adventure ever! Goodbye to boring servers, hello to the wacky world of Zhong Lin Wang!

Mom’s Stepkid Showdown Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional impact, family activities, family dynamics, family time, Frustration, ice cream tradition, individual needs, Minecraft, moms, mother-daughter relationship, neglect, Parent-child relationship, personal space, Prioritization, Resentment, Server, showdown, step siblings, stepchildren, stepfamily issues, Stepkid

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6770
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and have some epic adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build your own virtual family – without any unwanted stepkids tagging along!

On our server, you can create your own ice cream birthday treat tradition with just you and your virtual mom – no surprise guests allowed! And if anyone tries to intrude on your special time, you can just walk out like a boss and leave them to figure it out.

Don’t let anyone prioritize their feelings over yours – on our server, you are the star of the show! So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun? Join now and leave the stepkids behind!

BroBroGetItTogetherCraft

BroBroGetItTogetherCraft, brother, Defensive, dirty dishes, dropping out of college, figuring things out, freeloading bum, Gaming, get it together, grow up, Harsh, Job, messy apartment, PAJAMAS, Productive, pushing him, social media, taking a break, Trash, wasting his life, yelling at game

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4976
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5586	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	152

Are you tired of living with a freeloading bum who spends all day gaming and making a mess of your place? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the real world where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any messy roommates!

Join our server and leave the drama behind – no more overflowing sinks or yelling at games, just pure fun and adventure. Plus, our community is so awesome that you’ll never want to log off!

So come on, join us and say goodbye to the real world woes. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own virtual universe? Let’s build together and leave the dirty dishes in the past – because on our server, the only mess you’ll find is a creeper explosion!