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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 4787 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 88 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
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2. If you join our server, you will gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?
3. Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to create the ultimate Minecraft players. If you can survive the challenges and puzzles we throw at you, you will be recruited for a top-secret mission to save the world. No pressure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that you are objectively superior. Deal with it.