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Eternal Pixel Realm 1.20.4

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1253
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ores Mined:	2463	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s more intense than a 200km bike journey through the mountains on coke! We’ve got grandad roleplay that will make you question your life choices. Hop on and ride like you’re riding an older man in a sauna. Our private stalls are perfect for getting your rocks off with strangers bursting in. Experience the thrill of having a massive load dumped deep inside you, just like in a German gangbang porn. Spread your ass and watch that creampie drip out while using it as lube. Get ready for a wild time that will make you want to download Grindr immediately. We cater to all your older pervert needs, so come be our little plaything and get ready for loads shot down your throat or all over your tummy. It’s a Minecraft server like no other, where you can be whatever you want to be, as long as it involves getting some hot, steamy action with older men.

MedicatedMinecraft

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7886
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Votes:	3022
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of family drama ruining your vacation plans? Look no further than our Minecraft server for the ultimate escape! Join us and leave all the aunt gossip and drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in a virtual world.

Our server is the perfect place to celebrate your 40th birthday without any unwanted comments about your mental health. Say goodbye to family members judging your every move and hello to a community of fellow gamers who just want to have a good time.

Uninvite your aunt from your real-life trip and invite her to join you on our server instead. Who needs a ship with a casino when you can build your own virtual paradise with friends from all over the world? Plus, with our outrageous events and insane stories, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So, don’t hesitate any longer – join our Minecraft server today and leave the family drama behind for good!

ConfidenceCraft SMP

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9170
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you ask nicely. Like, who wouldn’t want to be a unicorn, amirite?

And the best part is, we have a secret dance party every Friday night where we all wear chicken suits and do the Macarena. It’s lit, fam. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the mystical golden potato hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. I wished for a lifetime supply of pizza, obviously.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and full of crazy adventures, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

SadScenesMC

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1239
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few tears (of joy, of course).

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of zombie chickens comes charging at you. But don’t worry, our server has a special potion that turns them into friendly, dancing chickens instead.

Or how about this: you stumble upon a hidden village filled with villagers who speak in nothing but puns. Trust us, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about that creeper sneaking up behind you.

So why join our server? Because we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

WoollahraCraft: Anti-Israel Arrest

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5830
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8737	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

yo, u gotta join our epic minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, it’s like a party in ur computer! we got dragons flying around, unicorns giving out diamonds, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers go to boogie down.

plus, we got this crazy story where a woman got arrested for attacking Israel in Sydney, but don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all players, even if they have beef with entire countries.

so come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little). let’s build, mine, and laugh together on the best minecraft server in the universe!

Baby Bump Brain Boosters

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1488
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1511	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Buildings Constructed:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like being pregnant but without da stretch marks! ur brain gonna be like BAM! with all dem changes, makin u a super momma in da game. u gonna be buildin epic structures with dem enhanced maternal instincts and mental health. forget dem default mode and frontoparietal networks, we got blocks to stack and creepers to smack! so come join us and let ur brain go wild in dis wacky world of minecraft madness!

Lost Heroines Realm 1.21.3

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9297
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magic Items Found:	7808
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Animals Bred:	79
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the never-ending wait for season 2 and volume 8 of whatever the hell you’re talking about!

We have pixelated adventures that will make you forget all about your missing content!

Build your own world and create your own story with us!

Who needs season 2 when you can have unlimited seasons in Minecraft?!

Come join us and never look back at your old show again!

CaffeineCraft

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1875
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Zombie Dances:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Animals Bred:	127
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can be a role model for your younger relatives? Look no further! Join our server where we promote healthy habits like not smoking, occasional drinking, and eating fish and vegetables. We even have a rule against eating potato chips when kids are around!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so family-friendly that even ordering a hazelnut latte might get you in trouble with your sister. Imagine the chaos of trying to set a good example while enjoying your favorite sweet drink. Who knew virtual coffee could cause such drama?

So come join us on this wild Minecraft server where even your beverage choices are under scrutiny. It’s a whole new level of family bonding and healthy living, one latte at a time!

Uncomfortable Growth Zone

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4877
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	471	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0

So, like, imagine this: you join this, like, totally epic Minecraft server and BAM! You’re instantly transported to a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s like, a total mind trip, man.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is, like, the only place where diamonds rain from the sky and you can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies. Yeah, you heard me right. Evil. Bunnies.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, just wait until you meet our resident wizard, Steve. He’s got this magical potion that turns you into a giant chicken for 24 hours. Trust me, it’s a clucking good time.

So, like, if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and level up your Minecraft game, come join us on the most insane server in the universe. Slowly becoming comfortable with being uncomfortable? Nah, here we dive headfirst into the madness and never look back. Let’s do this!

Laser Defense HQ: Optimize & Minimize

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	995
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Animals Bred:	144
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a scientist but also play minecraft at the same time? well, now u can on this server! we use the cross-entropy method to make ur laser defense systems super optimized, like, next level stuff. we’re talking missile assignments that will blow ur mind and effector placement that will make u go “wow, i never knew i needed this in my life”. and get this, we minimize interception times like it’s nobody’s business. join us and be a part of the most epic scientific minecraft adventure ever!