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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 3929 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Our server is perfect for early birds and night owls alike. Just like the husband in this story, you can enjoy some silent moments of sanity before the chaos of the day begins. And if you’re a night owl like the wife, don’t worry – we won’t judge you for staying up late and hating mornings!
But here’s the twist – instead of waking up your partner in real life, you’ll be responsible for waking up your fellow players in the game! Forget alarms and smartwatches, it’s up to you to make sure everyone is up and ready to play. And if you forget, be prepared for some snide comments and a few extra responsibilities thrown your way.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that truly understands the struggles of parenting and relationships, join us today! Just make sure to bring a coffee for your fellow players – it’s the nicest part of the day, after all.