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YoasobiCraft Minecraft Server

animated adaptation, animated series, anime adaptation, binge-worthy, comedy, Cute Characters, Entertainment, Fun, Heartwarming, japanese anime, Japanese culture, Kawaii, light-hearted, Minecraft, must watch, Original Story, Otaku, Server, slice of life, Thoughts, unique concept, Yoasobi Gurashi, YoasobiCraft

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2966
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	928
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3164
Dragon Eggs Found:	3735	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually mine and craft stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate lazy person’s dream come true!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of virtual minions who will do all the mining and crafting for you. That’s right, sit back, relax, and watch as your virtual empire grows without you lifting a finger.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for epic dance parties and maybe even learn a move or two.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

MommaNoGriefMC

Adulthood, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Conflict, deployment, family, homecoming, INDEPENDENCE, Marriage, MommaNoGriefMC, Mother, PUSHY, relationships, Respect, sisters, Support, Surprise, Understanding, Wife

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6669
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Towns Built:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mines Excavated:	4124	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Are you tired of dealing with pushy moms who ruin your surprise homecoming plans? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and have some peace and quiet? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and build a virtual 1 bedroom apartment where you can hide from your mom and enjoy some quality time with your virtual wife. No more interruptions, just you, your wife, and your pets living your best Minecraft life.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can have sex wherever and whenever you please without any judgment. Let your virtual wife know how much you appreciate her by showing her some Minecraft love in every corner of your virtual home.

So say goodbye to pushy moms and hello to a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and focus on what really matters – building a happy virtual life with your virtual family. Join now and start crafting your own outrageous stories today!

MineTubeComfort

#youtube, binge watching, calming, channel, comfort, Entertainment, Escape, Favorite, Feel-Good, Happiness, inspiration, mental health, MineTubeComfort, motivation, positivity, Relaxation, self-care, soothing, stress relief, unwind, Videos

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2635
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the YouTube channel of your dreams! Imagine if PewDiePie and MrBeast had a baby and that baby started a Minecraft server – that’s us!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing so hard you’ll fall out of your minecart. We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like a pet panda that can do your homework for you and a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks.

But that’s not all – our community is like a family of derpy llamas who love to build giant statues of themselves and have dance parties in the Nether. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the YouTube channel of Minecraft servers – it’s gonna be lit, fam!

RegretCraft: Noobs Welcome!

acceptance, Choices, consequences, emotions, good decisions, hindsight, judgment, learning, MISTAKES, moving forward, Noobs, outcomes, personal growth, rationality, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second guessing, SELF AWARENESS, self-doubt, uncertainty

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7821
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build a house out of diamond blocks and ride a pig into battle against a giant zombie chicken. u can also find a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy where u can eat ur way to victory.

if u join now, u will receive a pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes and can fly u to the moon for a disco party with aliens.

but beware, there is a hidden dungeon filled with evil llamas who will challenge u to a dance-off for the chance to win a magical sword that can turn ur enemies into chickens.

so come on, join the madness and make good decisions that u will definitely regret later on!

ParkourParkinsons-DBS_FUN

brain function, Brain Stimulation Therapy, Deep Brain Stimulation, dopamine, Immediate Effects, long-term effects, mechanisms, Motor Symptoms, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, Neurological Impact, Neurological Improvement, Neurological Research, neurological treatment, neurology, neurosurgery, Parkinson’s Disease, ParkourParkinsonsDBS_FUN, surgical procedure, Treatment

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5463
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Ores Mined:	9389	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91

hey u, ya u, r u tired of ur boring old minecraft server? well, do i have the place for u! come join our server where we use deep brain stimulation mechanisms to make ur minecraft experience out of this world!

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly ur brain gets a jolt of energy that makes u mine faster than u ever thought possible. or maybe u’re in a pvp battle and ur brain gets a boost that makes u the ultimate warrior.

but wait, there’s more! our long-term effects will have u coming back for more. ur brain will be so stimulated that u’ll be building epic structures in no time. ur creativity will be off the charts!

so come join us on this wild ride of a server and experience minecraft like never before. who needs regular old gameplay when u can have ur brain stimulated to the max? let’s get weird, let’s get crazy, let’s get brain-stimulated!

CraftyCrackOfDawn Minecraft Server

5 am, Breakfast, Caffeine, coffee, coffee lover, country time, CraftyCrackOfDawn, early morning, early riser, global morning, international time, Minecraft, morning beverage, morning drink, morning habits, morning rituals, morning routine, morning traditions, Server, time check, time difference, time zones, Wake Up

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5268
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Potions Brewed:	40	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a cup of coffee for your gaming experience – sure to wake you up and get you excited to play!

Join our server and experience the thrill of fighting off zombie hoards while riding on the back of a giant chicken. Yes, you heard that right – giant chickens! And if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about mining for diamonds while riding a rollercoaster through a lava-filled cave?

So forget about your morning coffee, because on our server, the only thing you’ll need to wake up is the adrenaline rush of our insane gameplay. Join now and start your day off right – the craziest way possible!

ScaleCrawler Minecraft Server

amerilard, CHEESEBURGER, crawled, Disgusting, fast food, fatblobs, feeling bad, indulgence, McDonalds, Minecraft, obesity, overeating, pepsi, scale, ScaleCrawler, self loathing, Server, Slug, small fries, Unhealthy, unhealthy habits, weigh 65kg, weight gain

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4095
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Votes:	149
New Chunks Explored:	137361	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1769

Are you tired of feeling like a slimy slug after indulging in fast food? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that turns all those cheeseburgers and fries into pure muscle! Join us and watch as your in-game character transforms from a flabby blob to a lean, mean fighting machine. Say goodbye to guilt and hello to gains! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft fitness guru!

PeePeePrincessServer

bedwetter, bedwetting denial, chronic bedwetter, compassion, emotional toll., family dynamics, Family Support, household conflicts, hygiene issues, parenting challenges, PeePeePrincessServer, personal hygiene, Resentment, sibling problems, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, teenage bedwetting, teenage behavior, teenage issues, teenage struggles

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5641
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	196
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Secret Passages Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only bedwetting you’ll find is when someone spills their water while building a water slide! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds and epic battles.

Looking for a server where you won’t find any soaked diapers lying around? Look no further! Our server is clean and hygienic, unlike some households we won’t name. Plus, we promise that no one will blame their wet diapers on their little sister here.

Forget about dealing with a stinky house and a sister who can’t smell her own accidents – on our server, the only thing that stinks is the competition! Join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience. And remember, it’s not selfish to want a clean and pleasant environment, so come on over and leave the mess behind!

BirdFluCraft

avian influenza, bird flu, BirdFluCraft, contamination, findings, Food Safety, foodborne illness, health risks, heat treatment, infectious diseases, microbiology, pasteurization, poultry industry, Prevention, public health, research, scientific discovery, study, Transmission, Virus, virus survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2168
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Emeralds Found:	1043
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Crops Grown:	1266
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

so, like, u know how bird flu is, like, super scary and stuff? well, get this – on this server, the bird flu virus has, like, outlasted pasteurization! like, what even is that? it’s, like, some crazy science stuff, but, like, on this server, it’s, like, a whole new level of chaos! join us if u wanna see what happens when bird flu takes over the minecraft world – it’s gonna be, like, totally insane, dude! trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

UnderboobCraft: ShortKingsHQ

acceptance, beauty, body confidence, body image, body positivity, Confidence, Diversity, empowerment, fashion, fashion statement, Inclusivity, Individuality, self love, short kings, short people, short queens, ShortKingsHQ, Style, trends, underboob, UnderboobCraft, Unique

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6001
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Yo, listen up! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where it’s all about underboob for the short kings and queens! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a pig named Bob. Bob was just minding his own business, eating some grass, when suddenly he was whisked away to our server. And you know what he found? A land of endless adventure, where pigs can fly and cows can dance the cha-cha!

But that’s not all, folks. On our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build castles out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon as your loyal pet. And did I mention the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines? Yeah, it’s lit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the underboob reign supreme! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies?