CraftyPutin’sDisaster Minecraft Server

catastrophe, CraftyPutinsDisaster, diplomatic tensions, government response, historical event, international relations, investigation, Kursk, leadership failure, media coverage, memorial, military incompetence, Minecraft, naval tragedy, political blame, public outcry, putin, Remembrance, russia, Server, submarine disaster, tragedy aftermath, Zelensky

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7778
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than Kursk! we got more drama than Putin and Zelensky combined, you won’t believe the chaos that goes down here! join if you wanna be part of the craziest minecraft community ever, trust me you won’t regret it! we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life! come join us now and see what all the hype is about, you won’t be disappointed!

KurskCraft: Helicopter Mishap!

accident, Army, Attack, Conflict, convoy, Defense, Destroys, Destruction, forces, Helicopter, Hits, Incident, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, mishap, mistake, mistakenly, Msta-S, russia, Russian, War

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4082
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Crops Grown:	5193	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

come join our minecraft server where we have russian helicopters flying around like crazy! one time, a helicopter mistakenly hit a russian military convoy in the kursk region and destroyed its own “msta-s” tank! it was so wild, you won’t believe it! if you want non-stop action and chaos, this is the server for you. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasures. join now and be a part of the madness!

ChowderCraft: Soup or Cereal?

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4011
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Love Letters Sent:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29

come join dis minecraft server where we serve up clam chowder like no other! our soup is so epic, it’s like a cereal for your soul! imagine slurping up those creamy, chunky bites while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s a whole new level of gaming experience, like diving into a bowl of deliciousness while fighting off zombies. trust me, once you taste our clam chowder, you’ll never want to leave this server! so come on in and get ready for a wild ride of soup-tastic adventures!

CovidCraft: The Diagnostic Escape

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9418
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but u also wanted to, like, save the world at the same time? well, this server is the answer to all ur prayers!

join our server and u will be transported to a magical land where u can fight off the evil forces of long covid with ur trusty diamond sword! our researchers have discovered a secret diagnostic test hidden in the depths of the mines, and only the bravest of players can find it and save the world!

but wait, there’s more! not only will u be saving the world, but u will also be able to ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle giant chickens in epic boss fights! and if u get tired of all the action, u can relax in our luxurious diamond castle and sip on potions of infinite health.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the hero u were always meant to be! trust us, u won’t regret it.

BarebonesMP: The Vanilla Server for Adults Only (No Kids Allowed, Seriously)

Adults, Allowed, BarebonesMP, Cheating, Community, Creative, Discord, discrimination, Events, Griefing, HACKING, Kids, Map Reset, Minecraft, mob farms, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, resource pack, respectful, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2891
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Potions Brewed:	191	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magic Items Found:	7130	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

BareBonesMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/a-new-life/">Minecraft Server</a>

BareBonesMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP: play.barebonesmp.com
Bedrock IP: play.barebonesmp.com:19132
Discord Link: https://barebonesmp.com/discord/
Dynmap: https://map.barebonesmp.com
Website: https://barebonesmp.com/

Features:

24-7 Server Uptime and Over 4 Years Online!
Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing Plugins
Statistic Leaderboards, 50% Sleep, Player/Mob Heads, Armor Stand Tools, & More Tweaks!
Dedicated Server with No Lag
Custom World Generation with Terralith and Structory for the overworld
Custom Resource pack
3D WEB MAP FOR ALL DIMENSIONS
Active Discord & Community
Optional Proximity Voice Chat
Cross-Discord/In-game Text Chat
Optional, built-in Creative server using our settings to test/prebuild your builds!
Community Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month!
Map was Reset on August 5th, 2024

Server Rules:

No Griefing or Stealing
No Hacking, Cheating, or using client-side mods that give unfair advantages
No Abusing Minecraft or Server Exploits. Please report them ASAP!
Absolutely NO discrimination of any kind
Be Respectful and kind to other members
Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members
The keyword is andesite
No Advertising or Spamming other members
No lagging/crashing our servers. Excessive mob farms/machines can be removed without notice
PVP is allowed if both users have PVP enabled and agree to the fight. Do not try to bait people into PVP

”14 Y/O’s Stupid Minecraft Server”

14 years old, acting strange, Anonymity, Gaming Community, gaming habits, Having Fun, Identity, Minecraft, online behavior, online experiences, online gaming, online identity, online persona, personal growth, playing online video games, pretending to be a girl, SELF AWARENESS, Server, social interactions, stupid, virtual world, yos..

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7117
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of pretending to be someone you’re not in online games? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where everyone is encouraged to be their weirdest, most outrageous selves.

Imagine a world where you can be a talking unicorn riding a flying pig, while battling against a horde of zombie chickens. Sound too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a dance party every Friday night with DJ Creepers spinning the hottest tracks.

So why wait? Join us now and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you may even discover a side of yourself you never knew existed. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

SuomiSquad Minecraft SMP: The Finns’ Folly

#Finns, Behavior, Communication, culture, customs, Explaining, finland, FINNISH, Folly, heritage, History, Identity, Language, long tail, Minecraft, national pride, Nordic, people, Scandinavia, smp, social norms, society, Stereotypes, SuomiSquad, Traditions

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9614
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because on this server, we have a group of Finnish players who are up to some shenanigans that will leave you scratching your head!

Join us if you want to witness Finnish players building giant saunas in the middle of the ocean, riding polar bears into battle, and creating pixel art of famous Finnish landmarks like the Moomin Valley.

But that’s not all! Our Finnish players have a secret underground bunker where they hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, and if you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and see what the Finnish players have been up to. Just be prepared to answer some tough questions about why they do the things they do!

BrotherlyGrudge Minecraft Server

abandonment, Apology, brother, BrotherlyGrudge, class disruption, college, derailed life, family, guidance counselor, high school, homelessness, kicked out, mad, Minecraft, misunderstanding, music equipment, parents, personal property, Resentment, Server, smoking weed, unresolved conflict, Upset

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9655
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mines Excavated:	3642	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Animals Bred:	125	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and facing homelessness? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own virtual paradise! Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been kicked out by their parents for ridiculous reasons like smoking weed or wanting to retrieve their own belongings.

Join us and let go of the past, just like how you can let go of all your worries while playing on our server. Build your dream home, explore new worlds, and make new friends who understand the struggles of being misunderstood by family members.

Don’t let your little brother’s grudge hold you back from enjoying life to the fullest. Come join us and create a new story for yourself, one where you are the hero of your own journey. Who needs a house key when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

DoggyDineDenial

aita, Asshole, bar, Call, Ditched, dog, DoggyDineDenial, Friends, idiot, indoors, LAUGHING, night, Plans, REJECTED, RESERVATION, Restaurant, small dogs, Upscale, upscale steakhouse, wasted time, Weirdo

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1291
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7148
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
New Chunks Explored:	772137	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of being denied entry to fancy restaurants because you brought your pet dinosaur with you? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where all creatures are welcome, no matter how big or small!

Imagine a world where you can dine at a virtual steakhouse with your pet dragon by your side, no questions asked. No more awkward phone calls with friends explaining why your T-Rex couldn’t come in for dinner.

Don’t be like the guy who got ditched by his friend for bringing his dogs to a restaurant, be a part of our server where everyone is free to bring their wildest companions along for the adventure. Who needs friends when you have a Minecraft server full of accepting players and their crazy pets? Join now and unleash the madness!

RIP ChattingCraft SMP

ChattingCraft, Closure, Communication, coping, death, emotional, family, Farewell, final words, Goodbye, Grief, healing, HEARTBREAK, last moments, Loss, love, Memories, regret, relationships, Remembrance, RIP, smp, Support

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8649
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	392	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you dying of laughter? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, even the mobs can’t stop laughing! Join us for epic build battles, crazy pranks, and unforgettable moments. Who needs therapy when you have our server to lift your spirits? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even the ghosts of players past can’t resist coming back for one more laugh! Join now and prepare to die… of laughter!

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